# I'm going to have Waffle House this week!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-to-have-waffle-house-this-week/673554>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [November 10, 2013, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-to-have-waffle-house-this-week/673554 "2013-11-10T05:00:47Z")\
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**Author:** ![dalej42](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/67e7ee/32.png) [@dalej42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dalej42)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2013, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-to-have-waffle-house-this-week/673554/1 "2013-11-10T05:00:47Z")

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Next week will be a bit strange. I’ll be driving from Tampa, Fl to Chicago, via a weird route through South Carolina and Virginia to allow me to see as many family members and friends as possible.

I want Waffle House for breakfast along the way. In particular, I want the strong coffee that can wake up Wyoming. I’d really like the spicy sausage patties, but I’m not sure they’re available. I’m also wanting omelettes, and those southern style biscuits.  
Does Waffle House still serve breakfast 24 hours a day?

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**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2013, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-to-have-waffle-house-this-week/673554/2 "2013-11-10T05:04:28Z")

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The local ones do. And if you can’t find a Waffle House, then Huddle House is practically the same thing.

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**Author:** ![Becky2844](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@Becky2844](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Becky2844)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2013, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-to-have-waffle-house-this-week/673554/3 "2013-11-10T12:34:22Z")

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omg yes. Try to stop while it’s still dark out so the steamy windows will make you feel like you’re in a cocoon. Sausage patties, hashbrowns smothered and covered, runny eggs… The cook at one used to sing requests but if you can’t find that, they still have jukeboxes.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2013, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-to-have-waffle-house-this-week/673554/4 "2013-11-10T12:49:53Z")

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[A video review.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qz1cfwFmv1w) 😃

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**Author:** ![Bill\_Door](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/50afbb/32.png) [@Bill\_Door](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bill_Door)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2013, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-to-have-waffle-house-this-week/673554/5 "2013-11-10T13:11:02Z")

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> [@Becky2844](#):
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> omg yes. Try to stop while it’s still dark out so the steamy windows will make you feel like you’re in a cocoon. Sausage patties, hashbrowns smothered and covered, runny eggs… The cook at one used to sing requests but if you can’t find that, they still have jukeboxes.

I was at one in the Florida panhandle that made me sign the receipt saying I insisted on having my eggs runny. Some department of health paranoia about salmonella.

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2013, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-to-have-waffle-house-this-week/673554/6 "2013-11-11T00:00:40Z")

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> [@Becky2844](#):
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> omg yes. Try to stop while it’s still dark out so the steamy windows will make you feel like you’re in a cocoon. Sausage patties, **hashbrowns smothered and covered** , runny eggs… The cook at one used to sing requests but if you can’t find that, they still have jukeboxes.

That’s all???

I want mine smothered, covered, chunked, diced, peppered, and capped!

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**Author:** ![Happyasaclam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/7c8e57/32.png) [@Happyasaclam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happyasaclam)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2013, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-to-have-waffle-house-this-week/673554/7 "2013-11-11T01:13:21Z")

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> [@silenus](#):
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> That’s all???
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> I want mine smothered, covered, chunked, diced, peppered, and capped!

Only way to have them!  
Last time We sat at the counter and marveled at the cook!  
Gave him a 20.00 tip because he was so damn good juggling all those orders.

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**Author:** ![seal\_cleaner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e274bd/32.png) [@seal\_cleaner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/seal_cleaner)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2013, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-to-have-waffle-house-this-week/673554/8 "2013-11-11T01:23:37Z")

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The only Waffle House problem: nothing but American cheese. Makes for a rather insipid omelette. Other than that, good food most of the time. My local one has mediocre coffee, however.

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**Author:** ![Labrador\_Deceiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@Labrador\_Deceiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labrador_Deceiver)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2013, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-to-have-waffle-house-this-week/673554/9 "2013-11-11T02:19:33Z")

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Spicy sausage? Strong coffee? Biscuits?

You’re thinking of a different restaurant.

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**Author:** ![PapSett](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@PapSett](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PapSett)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2013, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-to-have-waffle-house-this-week/673554/10 "2013-11-11T02:19:36Z")

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OMG Waffle House pecan pancakes… HEAVEN. With a side of scattered, covered and smothered and another of bacon.

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**Author:** ![bienville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4bbf92/32.png) [@bienville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bienville)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2013, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-to-have-waffle-house-this-week/673554/11 "2013-11-11T02:30:18Z")

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I have tried and tried to recreate the Waffle House “Cheese n Eggs” at home, but without success. They blend the cheese and eggs together so perfectly- and no one else does it the same way. I do not live in a Waffle House area. Waffle House is one of my favorite things about doing road trips.

Jealous.

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**Author:** ![Labrador\_Deceiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@Labrador\_Deceiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labrador_Deceiver)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2013, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-to-have-waffle-house-this-week/673554/12 "2013-11-11T02:51:05Z")

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> [@PapSett](#):
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> OMG Waffle House pecan pancakes… HEAVEN. With a side of scattered, covered and smothered and another of bacon.

I think you mean pecan waffle. They’ve never sold pancakes.

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**Author:** ![samclem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9a28c/32.png) [@samclem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samclem)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2013, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-to-have-waffle-house-this-week/673554/13 "2013-11-11T05:57:53Z")

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Crap! Got one on my route to work here in Akron OH of all places. Going there Thur. AM when I get paid. Curse you all… :eek:

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**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2013, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-to-have-waffle-house-this-week/673554/14 "2013-11-11T14:16:27Z")

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And now I want a patty melt.

Thanks.

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2013, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-to-have-waffle-house-this-week/673554/15 "2013-11-11T14:42:09Z")

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I think they’ve changed within the past decade, but for the longest time WH never accepted credit or debit cards. It’s the only place I check for the visa/mastercard labels on the door before I go in.

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**Author:** ![gonzoron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a6a055/32.png) [@gonzoron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzoron)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2013, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-to-have-waffle-house-this-week/673554/16 "2013-11-11T17:24:18Z")

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What? No Grits?

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**Author:** ![Happyasaclam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/7c8e57/32.png) [@Happyasaclam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happyasaclam)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2013, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-to-have-waffle-house-this-week/673554/17 "2013-11-11T17:27:59Z")

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Amentothat!!  
Got a have a side of grits to go with the scattered, smothered, and covered!

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**Author:** ![Saint\_Cad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/saint_cad/32/18907_2.png) [@Saint\_Cad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Cad)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2013, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-to-have-waffle-house-this-week/673554/18 "2013-11-11T17:33:59Z")

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I’ve been to a Waffle House exactly once. When a waffle place does not have butter or margarine but only a butter-inspired spread and think you’re strange for wanting real butter, they don’t get a second chance.

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**Author:** ![Labrador\_Deceiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@Labrador\_Deceiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labrador_Deceiver)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2013, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-to-have-waffle-house-this-week/673554/19 "2013-11-11T17:37:47Z")

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Yes, they do, as evidenced by the lines to get in and the expanding store locations. Waffle house is killing it.

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**Author:** ![seal\_cleaner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e274bd/32.png) [@seal\_cleaner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/seal_cleaner)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2013, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-to-have-waffle-house-this-week/673554/20 "2013-11-11T18:01:40Z")

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> [@JohnT](#):
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> I think they’ve changed within the past decade, but for the longest time WH never accepted credit or debit cards. It’s the only place I check for the visa/mastercard labels on the door before I go in.

My local one used to have an in-store “ATM” so you could get cash. Always charged for it, what a racket.

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