# I'm going to Hell for sure...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-to-hell-for-sure/220665>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 23, 2003, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-to-hell-for-sure/220665 "2003-12-23T17:19:43Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2003, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-to-hell-for-sure/220665/1 "2003-12-23T17:19:43Z")

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I saw a couple of elementary school aged kids with their parents in the company cafeteria today, so I walked up to them and said, “Forget what you hear about milk and cookies. I have on good authority that Santa wants $10s and $20s left for him this year.”

A good laugh and a wink from the dad, too…

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**Author:** ![Wartime\_Consigliori](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/9d8465/32.png) [@Wartime\_Consigliori](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wartime_Consigliori)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2003, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-to-hell-for-sure/220665/2 "2003-12-23T17:39:04Z")

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Well, considering the state of the economy these days, Santa probably could use a little supplemental income. 😃

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**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2003, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-to-hell-for-sure/220665/3 "2003-12-23T17:57:56Z")

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Good one. At least you didn’t tell them that Santa wants a blow job from their mommie.

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**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2003, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-to-hell-for-sure/220665/4 "2003-12-23T18:11:10Z")

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> \*Originally posted by NurseCarmen \*  
> \*\*Good one. At least you didn’t tell them that Santa wants a blow job from their mommie. \*\*

Last year, I told my teenaged son that he was supposed to leave Santa a 6 pack of Moosehead and a hooker. He shot right back “Only if I get a hooker of my own.” 😃

\*\* Of course, I wouldn’t have said that to someone I didn’t know, or wouldn’t find it funny.\*\*