# I'm going to kill my husband. Who wants to help me bury the body? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 6, 2002, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-to-kill-my-husband-who-wants-to-help-me-bury-the-body/102224 "2002-04-06T22:48:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2002, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-to-kill-my-husband-who-wants-to-help-me-bury-the-body/102224/61 "2002-04-10T19:18:39Z")
_Originally posted by Feynn_ > [@](#): > > I have to side with Mrs Seawitch here, anyone who would wake someone from their nap purely for their own amusement should be forced to watch Barney marathons. **GREAT GAWD AWMIGHTY! THE HORROR!** I used to think it was bad to wish a Barry Manilow concert on somebody, but this has got that all beat to hell and back! **Feynn** you are the great evil Satan incarnate for that one! **Mr. SeaWitch** , see there are fates worse than being killed and chopped up for bbq. šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![celestina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/258eb7/32.png) [@celestina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/celestina)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2002, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-to-kill-my-husband-who-wants-to-help-me-bury-the-body/102224/62 "2002-04-10T22:16:03Z")
**seawitch** said: ā€œAnd in case it was ever in doubt, I adore the big galoot. I may yet kill him, but Iā€™ll be very sad when it comes to that. First Iā€™ll borrow celestinasā€™ paddle.ā€ [giggle] I donā€™t doubt that you love your hubby, but youā€™re most certainly welcome to borrow my virtual paddle anytime you like, **seawitch**. šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2002, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-to-kill-my-husband-who-wants-to-help-me-bury-the-body/102224/63 "2002-04-11T00:21:15Z")
Well, heā€™s being an awful good sport about this. Maybe he doesnā€™t deserve to die after all. ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2002, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-to-kill-my-husband-who-wants-to-help-me-bury-the-body/102224/64 "2002-04-11T02:39:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mr. SeaWitch \* > \*\* > While you are at it, why not sauteā€™ my pieces or even jerk them for the winter months. How about a polynesian style backyard ā€œpigā€ pit. For that matter, I suggest that I go great with potatoes and green beans. Mr. SeaWitch, the other other white meat. On the other hand, maybe my entrails can be used in the next survivor series. > \*\* Rememberā€¦ you called yourself a pig before we could get to it. Bravo for you! ---
**Author:** ![herownself](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8baadc/32.png) [@herownself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/herownself)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2002, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-to-kill-my-husband-who-wants-to-help-me-bury-the-body/102224/65 "2002-04-11T21:23:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\*Mr. SeaWitch \*\* said: The LOP (or LOD depending on the paragraph - I assume katrina means death)ā€¦ Yes, sorry. I usually use LOD, but I thought LOP was a much more powerful acronym, carrying with it the image of cutā€¦ oh never mind. Anyway, LOP/LOD can be used interchangeably. Iā€™m sorry it took a few days to get back to you, Iā€™m having password problems and email to the webmaster problems. ---
**Author:** ![herownself](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8baadc/32.png) [@herownself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/herownself)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2002, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-to-kill-my-husband-who-wants-to-help-me-bury-the-body/102224/66 "2002-04-11T21:38:43Z")
I meant to add: I agree that it might be time to cut the guy a break. Heā€™s really been taking this whole thing very well, and I like the suggestion of Jamaican jerk husband on the grill! Just as long as he has learned his lesson and understands that no matter how funny it is (and it is kind of funny), it simply is NOT COOL to jump on your sleeping wife while yelling at the top of your lungs. Or while not yelling. No loopholes in this one. Also, my password problem is fixed! Thanks, folks. ---
**Author:** ![Robb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/a183cd/32.png) [@Robb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robb)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2002, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-to-kill-my-husband-who-wants-to-help-me-bury-the-body/102224/67 "2002-04-11T21:48:00Z")
Given that **Mr. SeaWitch** is so close to death, I think I can risk posting this. > [@](#): > > I did make a couple of small objects vanish while I was completely naked This is a magic act I would spend money to see. šŸ˜ƒ Now, where was that brochure about entering the witness protection program? ---
**Author:** ![SuaSponte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/67e7ee/32.png) [@SuaSponte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuaSponte)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2002, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-to-kill-my-husband-who-wants-to-help-me-bury-the-body/102224/68 "2002-04-11T22:00:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by seawitch \* > After I kill him, Iā€™ll need a place to hide the remains, so I thought I could send each of you a small package to bury in your gardens. Who wants some? Dibs on the drumstick!! Oh, you want us to bury it. My bad. Sua [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-to-kill-my-husband-who-wants-to-help-me-bury-the-body/102224.md?page=3)