# I'm going to try to drink 26 beers today or, Bruce\_Daddy runs a marathon **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 30, 2003, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-to-try-to-drink-26-beers-today-or-bruce_daddy-runs-a-marathon/198623 "2003-08-30T14:26:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Bruce\_Daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Bruce\_Daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bruce_Daddy)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2003, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-to-try-to-drink-26-beers-today-or-bruce_daddy-runs-a-marathon/198623/41 "2003-08-30T21:23:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Flamsterette\_X \* > \*\*Damn, I wish I had seen this thread two hours ago. Someone please keep this open so I can show this to **Spoz** later tonight as an example of someone who gets REALLY drunk. (I’m too lazy to email him the URL right now) > > **Bruce\_Daddy** , I think you ARE going to be really dehydrated doing whatever it is you’re doing at Darlington tomorrow. But then you already knew that. 🙂 > > “Ask the drunk guy”… now THERE’s a thread idea! (or not) > > How’s it going now? > > F\_X \*\* Thanks for asking. I . . . um. . . miscounted. There are 10 beers left in the frige not counting the one I’m pouring. This is very disheartining. But then again, it’s only 5:30. ---
**Author:** ![sickboy51](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@sickboy51](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sickboy51)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2003, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-to-try-to-drink-26-beers-today-or-bruce_daddy-runs-a-marathon/198623/42 "2003-08-30T21:26:19Z")
Hey, Bruce\_Daddy, you drunk yet? When I´m drunk I tend to sing “The Hurdy Gurdy Man”… such an annoying habit now that I think of it… ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2003, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-to-try-to-drink-26-beers-today-or-bruce_daddy-runs-a-marathon/198623/43 "2003-08-30T21:28:05Z")
Dear Drunk Guy, Is the interior of your toilet clean? Sincerely, Scrubbing in Somerandomlocation ---
**Author:** ![Bruce\_Daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Bruce\_Daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bruce_Daddy)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2003, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-to-try-to-drink-26-beers-today-or-bruce_daddy-runs-a-marathon/198623/44 "2003-08-30T21:28:59Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by sickboy51 \* > \*\*Hey, Bruce\_Daddy, you drunk yet? > > When I´m drunk I tend to sing “The Hurdy Gurdy Man”… such an annoying habit now that I think of it… \*\* That’s pretty good. The song I have in my head is “Sometimes when we touch” by Dan Hill. I went outside to smoke a second ago but I don’t think I’ll do that again since it’s fucking hot and that makes me want to throw up. ---
**Author:** ![Bruce\_Daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Bruce\_Daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bruce_Daddy)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2003, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-to-try-to-drink-26-beers-today-or-bruce_daddy-runs-a-marathon/198623/45 "2003-08-30T21:30:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by lel \* > \*\*Dear Drunk Guy, > > Is the interior of your toilet clean? > > Sincerely, > > Scrubbing in Somerandomlocation \*\* No it’s not. It has a black ring around the water mark that I use as a target when pissing. Next question. . . ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2003, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-to-try-to-drink-26-beers-today-or-bruce_daddy-runs-a-marathon/198623/46 "2003-08-30T21:38:13Z")
Hey, I just noticed you’re in Greenville. My dad’s in Greenville, too. Maybe you know him. Maybe you _are_ him. Dad?.. ---
**Author:** ![Bruce\_Daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Bruce\_Daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bruce_Daddy)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2003, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-to-try-to-drink-26-beers-today-or-bruce_daddy-runs-a-marathon/198623/47 "2003-08-30T21:40:13Z")
[Darth Vader] I am your father. [/Darth Vader] ---
**Author:** ![j666](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9de0a6/32.png) [@j666](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/j666)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2003, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-to-try-to-drink-26-beers-today-or-bruce_daddy-runs-a-marathon/198623/48 "2003-08-30T21:45:22Z")
You know, Bruce, my very first post here was going to be, ‘Make sure to drink plenty of water,’ but I thought, no, he’s a big boy, he knows that. ‘Some times When We Touch’? Gawd. Remember this tomorrow; chicks find clean bathrooms much more attractive than sappy love songs. Hang in there, honey; you can do it. You shouldn’t, but you can. ---
**Author:** ![Bruce\_Daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Bruce\_Daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bruce_Daddy)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2003, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-to-try-to-drink-26-beers-today-or-bruce_daddy-runs-a-marathon/198623/49 "2003-08-30T21:46:59Z")
It’s sad. I’m slowing down. I think there are 9 Bud Lights left. 😮 ---
**Author:** ![ParentalAdvisory](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/53a042/32.png) [@ParentalAdvisory](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParentalAdvisory)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2003, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-to-try-to-drink-26-beers-today-or-bruce_daddy-runs-a-marathon/198623/50 "2003-08-30T21:48:01Z")
In and out list: In: You find out your dad is a doper. Out: He’s carrying on about being drunk on the SDMB. ---
**Author:** ![Bruce\_Daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Bruce\_Daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bruce_Daddy)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2003, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-to-try-to-drink-26-beers-today-or-bruce_daddy-runs-a-marathon/198623/51 "2003-08-30T21:52:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ParentalAdvisory \* > \*\* > Out: He’s carrying on about being drunk on the SDMB. \*\* Well duh. It’s the whole point of this thread. And I’m everybody’s daddy! ---
**Author:** ![Blonde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Blonde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blonde)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2003, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-to-try-to-drink-26-beers-today-or-bruce_daddy-runs-a-marathon/198623/52 "2003-08-30T21:56:01Z")
You got that right! Carry on… ---
**Author:** ![Bruce\_Daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Bruce\_Daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bruce_Daddy)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2003, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-to-try-to-drink-26-beers-today-or-bruce_daddy-runs-a-marathon/198623/53 "2003-08-30T22:05:32Z")
Ok. There are 8 full Bud Lights left. It’s a bit past 6p, so I think the light at the end of the tunnel is visable. Is anybody else watching **Apollo 13** on the History Channel? ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2003, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-to-try-to-drink-26-beers-today-or-bruce_daddy-runs-a-marathon/198623/54 "2003-08-30T22:11:18Z")
Dear Dad, I know your birthday’s a couple of months away yet, but I just feel like I have to tell you something. I know I’m sort of tight with my feelings, but I want you to know I’m proud of you. You always taught me to see every project through-- to never quit. Keep up the good work, dad. You’re the best. Love, Your little Happy P.S. Drink lots of water P.P.S. And send money. ---
**Author:** ![Bruce\_Daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Bruce\_Daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bruce_Daddy)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2003, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-to-try-to-drink-26-beers-today-or-bruce_daddy-runs-a-marathon/198623/55 "2003-08-30T22:15:52Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Happy Lendervedder \* > \*\*Dear Dad, > > I know your birthday’s a couple of months away yet, but I just feel like I have to tell you something. > > I know I’m sort of tight with my feelings, but I want you to know I’m proud of you. You always taught me to see every project through-- to never quit. > > Keep up the good work, dad. You’re the best. > > Love, > Your little Happy > P.S. Drink lots of water > > P.P.S. And send money. \*\* Dear son, Sorry about cutting your hand off. I’m sure we can “patch things up” someday. May the force be with you. Daddy. ---
**Author:** ![Blonde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Blonde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blonde)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2003, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-to-try-to-drink-26-beers-today-or-bruce_daddy-runs-a-marathon/198623/56 "2003-08-30T23:01:34Z")
**Apollo 13** - well, you have convinced me to turn on my TV for the first time today (impressive, since it’s 6 pm). It took me 15 freaking minutes to find the History channel!! I think I need a drink now. ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2003, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-to-try-to-drink-26-beers-today-or-bruce_daddy-runs-a-marathon/198623/57 "2003-08-30T23:06:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by j66 \* > \*\*Remember this tomorrow; chicks find clean bathrooms much more attractive than sappy love songs. > \*\* Well, some chicks do anyway. I’d go gaga over a guy who didn’t care about the state of his bathroom and adored sappy love songs myself. Still awake, **Bruce\_Daddy**? ---
**Author:** ![Blonde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Blonde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blonde)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-to-try-to-drink-26-beers-today-or-bruce_daddy-runs-a-marathon/198623/58 "2003-08-31T00:04:48Z")
**Bruce\_Daddy** - **Jaws** just started on AMC! How ya doing?? ---
**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-to-try-to-drink-26-beers-today-or-bruce_daddy-runs-a-marathon/198623/59 "2003-08-31T00:16:30Z")
Dear Drunk Daddy, What do you say to a girl who you were trying to impress that you’ve just puked on? Is it a) “I don’t remember having carrots for lunch!”, or is it b) “So I guess you’ll hafta take your clothes off now, huh?” Please help me. I always seem to use the wrong line on the wrong girl. Regards, Horseflesh ---
**Author:** ![Bruce\_Daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Bruce\_Daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bruce_Daddy)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-to-try-to-drink-26-beers-today-or-bruce_daddy-runs-a-marathon/198623/60 "2003-08-31T00:38:46Z")
I took a bit of a nap and now they’re talking about Wild Bill Hitchcock on the tele. Or maybe this is a bad dream. The taste in my mouth is not exactly wanting of a beer, but we’ll see. . . [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-to-try-to-drink-26-beers-today-or-bruce_daddy-runs-a-marathon/198623.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-to-try-to-drink-26-beers-today-or-bruce_daddy-runs-a-marathon/198623.md?page=4)