# I'm going to try to drink 26 beers today or, Bruce\_Daddy runs a marathon **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 30, 2003, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-to-try-to-drink-26-beers-today-or-bruce_daddy-runs-a-marathon/198623 "2003-08-30T14:26:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Bruce\_Daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Bruce\_Daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bruce_Daddy)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-to-try-to-drink-26-beers-today-or-bruce_daddy-runs-a-marathon/198623/61 "2003-08-31T01:59:40Z")
Yes. Yes. Yes. 3 to go. I can do this. ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-to-try-to-drink-26-beers-today-or-bruce_daddy-runs-a-marathon/198623/62 "2003-08-31T02:07:35Z")
It’s getting late tho. It’s gonna be a long day at the races for you tomorrow. My only advice is take aspirin (or your fav headache medicine) before you go to bed, whether you have a headache or not. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![bubba\_jr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e95f7d/32.png) [@bubba\_jr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bubba_jr)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-to-try-to-drink-26-beers-today-or-bruce_daddy-runs-a-marathon/198623/63 "2003-08-31T02:14:44Z")
DO NOT DRINK WATER. If your going to the race tomorrow, you need to be able to hold it in as long as possible so you don’t piss off everybody in your row. Though I would say it kind of late to start training for a cup race, I started training in mid June for my yearly trip to Watkins Glen, 12oz curl after 12oz curl enhanced with a few crown and cokes or maybe even a shot of SoCo. Good luck. I’m on 12, but I’m going slow since I only have 16 beers and the beer store is 11 miles away. ---
**Author:** ![Bruce\_Daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Bruce\_Daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bruce_Daddy)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-to-try-to-drink-26-beers-today-or-bruce_daddy-runs-a-marathon/198623/64 "2003-08-31T02:23:04Z")
PssssTok! 2 to go, baby. Plus, 50 Cent and the Olsen Twins are coming up on the replay of the MTV Video Music Awards. Life is good. ---
**Author:** ![Bruce\_Daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Bruce\_Daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bruce_Daddy)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-to-try-to-drink-26-beers-today-or-bruce_daddy-runs-a-marathon/198623/65 "2003-08-31T02:36:53Z")
I don’t know what you heard about me, But you can’t get a dollar out of me, No Caddilac no perm you can’t see, Cause I’m a motherfucking P.I.M.P. ---
**Author:** ![Blonde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Blonde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blonde)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-to-try-to-drink-26-beers-today-or-bruce_daddy-runs-a-marathon/198623/66 "2003-08-31T02:43:22Z")
I just watched Jaws - the whole freaking thing (not my choice). This will be the song stuck in your head, folks: **Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea, Joy to you and me…** Go, **Bruce\_Daddy!** ---
**Author:** ![Bruce\_Daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Bruce\_Daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bruce_Daddy)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-to-try-to-drink-26-beers-today-or-bruce_daddy-runs-a-marathon/198623/67 "2003-08-31T02:44:17Z")
You ask yourself how much more drunk you can be and the answer is none, none more drunk. 1 to go. ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-to-try-to-drink-26-beers-today-or-bruce_daddy-runs-a-marathon/198623/68 "2003-08-31T02:46:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Blonde \* > \*\*This will be the song stuck in your head, folks: > > **Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea, Joy to you and me…** \*\* Damn you. 😛 (go **Bruce\_Daddy**!) ---
**Author:** ![Bruce\_Daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Bruce\_Daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bruce_Daddy)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-to-try-to-drink-26-beers-today-or-bruce_daddy-runs-a-marathon/198623/69 "2003-08-31T02:55:08Z")
My brain hurts. It feels like it’s too big for my skull. These last two are going down hard. _snort_ I said going down and hard in the same sentence. I;m so horny. ---
**Author:** ![Blonde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Blonde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blonde)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-to-try-to-drink-26-beers-today-or-bruce_daddy-runs-a-marathon/198623/70 "2003-08-31T03:00:16Z")
Jeremiah was a bullfrog Was a good friend of mine I never understood a single word he said But I helped him a-drink his wine And he always had some mighty fine wine … Welcome to my nightmare, **Q.E.D.** - I just can’t get that song out of my head, so I will be cruel and rope in a few others. Heh. Hey, **Bruce\_Daddy** - are you still with us? ---
**Author:** ![Blonde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Blonde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blonde)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-to-try-to-drink-26-beers-today-or-bruce_daddy-runs-a-marathon/198623/71 "2003-08-31T03:02:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Bruce\_Daddy \* > \*\*I;m so horny. \*\* Sex is probably the last thing you should attempt, cowboy! Did you get to 26? ---
**Author:** ![Bruce\_Daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Bruce\_Daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bruce_Daddy)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-to-try-to-drink-26-beers-today-or-bruce_daddy-runs-a-marathon/198623/72 "2003-08-31T03:02:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Blonde \* > \*\*J > Hey, **Bruce\_Daddy** - are you still with us? \*\* Yeah, barely. I’m about to kill #25. blah balh. God damn. Drinking = stoopid. ---
**Author:** ![ParentalAdvisory](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/53a042/32.png) [@ParentalAdvisory](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParentalAdvisory)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-to-try-to-drink-26-beers-today-or-bruce_daddy-runs-a-marathon/198623/73 "2003-08-31T03:03:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Bruce\_Daddy \* > \*\* > > I;m so horny. \*\* It’s because of the Olsen Twins ain’t it? ---
**Author:** ![Bruce\_Daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Bruce\_Daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bruce_Daddy)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-to-try-to-drink-26-beers-today-or-bruce_daddy-runs-a-marathon/198623/74 "2003-08-31T03:05:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ParentalAdvisory \* > \*\*It’s because of the Olsen Twins ain’t it? \*\* Maybe. :o ---
**Author:** ![Latch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f475e1/32.png) [@Latch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Latch)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-to-try-to-drink-26-beers-today-or-bruce_daddy-runs-a-marathon/198623/75 "2003-08-31T03:09:24Z")
Maybe it’s because of 50 cent. ---
**Author:** ![Latch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f475e1/32.png) [@Latch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Latch)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-to-try-to-drink-26-beers-today-or-bruce_daddy-runs-a-marathon/198623/76 "2003-08-31T03:10:47Z")
Oh, good on ya Bruce! One left and you’re typing surpisingly well… although I don’t know how long that took you to type. For the record, Centurian (100 shots of beer in 100 minutes) is much more fun than the Power Hour (60 shots/60 minutes)… those extra 40 are the best ones! ---
**Author:** ![Bruce\_Daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Bruce\_Daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bruce_Daddy)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-to-try-to-drink-26-beers-today-or-bruce_daddy-runs-a-marathon/198623/77 "2003-08-31T03:15:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Latch \* > \*\*Oh, good on ya Bruce! One left and you’re typing surpisingly well… although I don’t know how long that took you to type. > > For the record, Centurian (100 shots of beer in 100 minutes) is much more fun than the Power Hour (60 shots/60 minutes)… those extra 40 are the best ones! \*\* It takes a very long time to correct the typos. And that shot shit seems like a lot of effort. I mean, do you use an egg timer or what? God damn I want to call every boty I know. Why is that? Why do you want to call people. This is embarrasing. I’m workign ont he last one. I’ll letr you know how it goes. I mighgt finisht off the bottles.! ---
**Author:** ![Latch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f475e1/32.png) [@Latch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Latch)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-to-try-to-drink-26-beers-today-or-bruce_daddy-runs-a-marathon/198623/78 "2003-08-31T03:18:11Z")
RE: shot games… we just get a big clock that has a seconds hand on it and set it on the table we’re at. Then we keep watch. We usually try to have someone sober watch it for us. After a while it gets hard to pay attention. You want to call every boty you know? That’s almost a booty-call! By the time you read this you’ll probably be finished… well done! ---
**Author:** ![Bruce\_Daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Bruce\_Daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bruce_Daddy)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-to-try-to-drink-26-beers-today-or-bruce_daddy-runs-a-marathon/198623/79 "2003-08-31T03:24:12Z")
I’ve gotg half a glass to go! I know I need to go to b eed to get up in time to go to the race. Man. My head hurts. ---
**Author:** ![Blonde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Blonde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blonde)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-to-try-to-drink-26-beers-today-or-bruce_daddy-runs-a-marathon/198623/80 "2003-08-31T03:27:57Z")
Don’t take aspirin!! Prepare yourself for the mother of all hangovers – and whoohoo! We knew you could do it!! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-to-try-to-drink-26-beers-today-or-bruce_daddy-runs-a-marathon/198623.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-to-try-to-drink-26-beers-today-or-bruce_daddy-runs-a-marathon/198623.md?page=5)