# I'm going to try to drink 26 beers today or, Bruce\_Daddy runs a marathon **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 30, 2003, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-to-try-to-drink-26-beers-today-or-bruce_daddy-runs-a-marathon/198623 "2003-08-30T14:26:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Bruce\_Daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Bruce\_Daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bruce_Daddy)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-to-try-to-drink-26-beers-today-or-bruce_daddy-runs-a-marathon/198623/81 "2003-08-31T03:32:13Z")
Thank you. Thank you very much. I’d like to thank Marlboro Lights, Og, Xtina, MTV and Budweiser. I wish I could have done it without a nap but I have a very comfortable couch and a big head. I feel so good, I might have a few more bottles. . . 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Latch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f475e1/32.png) [@Latch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Latch)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-to-try-to-drink-26-beers-today-or-bruce_daddy-runs-a-marathon/198623/82 "2003-08-31T03:36:43Z")
haha you’re just going to make it worse for yourself. You’ve set yourself a record… now drink a bunch of water and go to bed (and put a bucket next to your bed just in case). Gotta be up for the races tomorrow, remember that. ---
**Author:** ![Bruce\_Daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Bruce\_Daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bruce_Daddy)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-to-try-to-drink-26-beers-today-or-bruce_daddy-runs-a-marathon/198623/83 "2003-08-31T03:39:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Latch \* > \*\*haha you’re just going to make it worse for yourself. You’ve set yourself a record… now drink a bunch of water and go to bed (and put a bucket next to your bed just in case). Gotta be up for the races tomorrow, remember that. \*\* Please. You’re talking to a lifelong alkie. I’m still hornyl. ---
**Author:** ![raz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@raz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raz)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-to-try-to-drink-26-beers-today-or-bruce_daddy-runs-a-marathon/198623/84 "2003-08-31T04:42:56Z")
WHOOOO **Bruce\_Daddy**! Way to go, sport! You’re my hero. ---
**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-to-try-to-drink-26-beers-today-or-bruce_daddy-runs-a-marathon/198623/85 "2003-08-31T04:58:39Z")
**Bruce\_Daddy** , congratulations. I have always enjoyed your responses in NASCAR related threads, and am pleased to see you are a Harvick fan. Hopefully, that 40 lap limiter isn’t on his Cup car, and he can stay hot. Hope you get a finish like the spring race. Darlington is on my list of must-visit tracks, along with Daytona (50th birthday road trip), Bristol, Talledega, and Dover. Come up to one of the Pocono races next season, and I’ll buy you a beer or two. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-to-try-to-drink-26-beers-today-or-bruce_daddy-runs-a-marathon/198623/86 "2003-08-31T05:54:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Bruce\_Daddy \* > \*\*Thank you. Thank you very much. I’d like to thank Marlboro Lights, Og, Xtina, MTV and Budweiser. I wish I could have done it without a nap but I have a very comfortable couch and a big head. > \*\* To me, the nap makes it that much more impressive. After 20-odd beers, if I fell asleep, there’s no way I’d be able to wake up, let alone drink more, let alone post to a message board. Way to go, dad! Happy ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 6:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-to-try-to-drink-26-beers-today-or-bruce_daddy-runs-a-marathon/198623/87 "2003-08-31T06:57:37Z")
Hey, **Bruce\_Daddy**! I’m surprised you managed all that beer. Linked **Spoz** to the thread, and this is what he had to say: > [@](#): > > hmmmmm… not too bad, it’s not too lethal that way… that counts for 12 beers in ya system, by the end of it… (more or less… F\_X ---
**Author:** ![sickboy51](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@sickboy51](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sickboy51)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 8:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-to-try-to-drink-26-beers-today-or-bruce_daddy-runs-a-marathon/198623/88 "2003-08-31T08:29:07Z")
[sings “Mary Tyler Moore´s Theme”] You´re gonna make it after aaaaaaall [/sings Mary Tyler Moore Theme] ---
**Author:** ![Bruce\_Daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Bruce\_Daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bruce_Daddy)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 10:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-to-try-to-drink-26-beers-today-or-bruce_daddy-runs-a-marathon/198623/89 "2003-08-31T10:41:04Z")
Thank Og I picked up a 99 cent 6 pack of Country Time lemonade along with the beer. They’re tasting pretty good right now. I really have to quit posting drunk. Oh crap, I better get ready for the race! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-going-to-try-to-drink-26-beers-today-or-bruce_daddy-runs-a-marathon/198623.md?page=4)