# I'm gonig to destroy the Earth.  Which method should I choose?

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 18, 2006, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonig-to-destroy-the-earth-which-method-should-i-choose/384693 "2006-12-18T21:30:18Z")\
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**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2006, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonig-to-destroy-the-earth-which-method-should-i-choose/384693/61 "2006-12-21T01:53:02Z")

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[QUOTE=Inigo Montoya]

- Hm \* Nothing.  
[/QUOTE]

You have to do it stark naked.  
😉

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**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2006, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonig-to-destroy-the-earth-which-method-should-i-choose/384693/62 "2006-12-21T02:16:58Z")

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[QUOTE=Cartooniverse]  
You have to do it stark naked.  
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Nope, still nothing.

Hey, where’s my cat?

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**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2006, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonig-to-destroy-the-earth-which-method-should-i-choose/384693/63 "2006-12-21T04:35:38Z")

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Three Things:

Paris Hilton

Brittany Spears

Lindsey Lohan  
They’ll take care of the rest.

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**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2006, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonig-to-destroy-the-earth-which-method-should-i-choose/384693/64 "2006-12-21T04:36:53Z")

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Three Things:

Paris Hilton

Brittany Spears

Lindsey Lohan

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**Author:** ![Mindfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindfield/32/19759_2.png) [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2006, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonig-to-destroy-the-earth-which-method-should-i-choose/384693/65 "2006-12-21T04:42:59Z")

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[QUOTE=Shirley Ujest]  
Three Things:

Paris Hilton

Brittany Spears

Lindsey Lohan  
They’ll take care of the rest.  
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They? You mean they aren’t just one person with spare, interchangeable (and evidently photogenic) parts?

And anyway, when I said “destroy” I didn’t mean just socially.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2006, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonig-to-destroy-the-earth-which-method-should-i-choose/384693/66 "2006-12-21T14:48:59Z")

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[QUOTE=Mindfield]  
…And anyway, when I said “destroy” I didn’t mean just socially.  
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How about morally? I think they’ve got you covered there, too.

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**Author:** ![Winston\_Smith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e95f7d/32.png) [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2006, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonig-to-destroy-the-earth-which-method-should-i-choose/384693/67 "2006-12-21T19:10:58Z")

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[QUOTE=Cartooniverse]  
You have to do it stark naked.  
😉  
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Indeed. I thought that was _assumed_, but you’re right, Catooniverse. I should have mentioned it.

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