# I'm Gonna Be On th' Television!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-be-on-th-television/13392>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 12, 2000, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-be-on-th-television/13392 "2000-01-12T17:56:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2000, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-be-on-th-television/13392/41 "2000-02-03T03:37:00Z")

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I said to my wife and daughter, “There she is. That’s Eve Golden. We tawk.”

By the way, is Eve a looker or what?

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I don’t have to do drugs to mess up my head. I went to Catholic school.

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**Author:** ![Cap\_n\_Crude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Cap\_n\_Crude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cap_n_Crude)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2000, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-be-on-th-television/13392/42 "2000-02-04T06:12:00Z")

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Saw _Culture Shock_ last night. All About Eve: She’s intelligent, she’s published, and she’s a swell looker. (Some of us knew this already.)

Well done, as we all expected. Don’t forget the little people.

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–Da Cap’n  
“Playin’ solitaire 'til dawn  
With a deck of fifty-one.”

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**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2000, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-be-on-th-television/13392/43 "2000-02-03T19:44:00Z")

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Oooh, aren’t you sweeties—kiss kiss!

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