# I'm gonna end up with a wet pussy... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 23, 2000, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-end-up-with-a-wet-pussy/30445 "2000-08-23T14:52:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![poohpah\_chalupa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/91b2a8/32.png) [@poohpah\_chalupa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/poohpah_chalupa)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2000, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-end-up-with-a-wet-pussy/30445/21 "2000-08-24T01:41:03Z")
…man…thought for **sure** this was going to be something about Diane… 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Argeable](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b5ac83/32.png) [@Argeable](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Argeable)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2000, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-end-up-with-a-wet-pussy/30445/22 "2000-08-24T02:41:36Z")
I’d have to say he does it just so you can coem up with such enticing thread titles… ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2000, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-end-up-with-a-wet-pussy/30445/23 "2000-08-24T03:49:30Z")
The only cats that smell under ordinary circumstances are entire toms, and you should neuter your pets anyway, so that’s no excuse. So there. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2000, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-end-up-with-a-wet-pussy/30445/24 "2000-08-25T03:18:23Z")
Well, MY dog smells, but I still love her! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Balance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Balance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balance)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2000, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-end-up-with-a-wet-pussy/30445/25 "2000-08-25T03:35:26Z")
No cats, no clues, but I had to share the quote from “The Rock” that hit me when reading the first few posts: “Where you go, he goes. You piss…he helps.” ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2000, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-end-up-with-a-wet-pussy/30445/26 "2000-08-25T04:20:45Z")
So you fellows are calling it a “pussy,” are you? Well, mister, your kind has already perverted “gay” and “queen” and “fairy” and “black-clad leather boy.” I’m not giving up “pussy” without a fight! Why, it has a long and glorious history describing the female pudenda and I am not letting some guys lacking in masculine vigor steal it! Wait a second, it already means “guy lacking in masculine vigor.” But it’s OUR word, not yours. Harumph! ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2000, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-end-up-with-a-wet-pussy/30445/27 "2000-08-25T05:05:38Z")
Well, you stole it from the cats. ---
**Author:** ![Edward\_The\_Head](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ce73a5/32.png) [@Edward\_The\_Head](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Edward_The_Head)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2000, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-end-up-with-a-wet-pussy/30445/28 "2000-08-25T13:12:54Z")
I’ve got three of them AND a dog. My original cat likes to watch people pee, she’ll even follow people that she doesn’t know into the bathroom, I’m waiting for the day she get’s peed on. one of my other cats is damn fat, she’s around 14 pounds, and has to have something to jump on to get to the food which is up and away from the dog. Well we just got new floors so I don’t want to put down things to cut up the floor. Well she’s so damn lazy and fat she can’t/will not jump up to the food. she’s actually lost a pound or two and she STILL will not jump for the food. we have a box down now but she’s too heavy for it and if she doesn’t jump real quick the box breaks down and she has a hard time even getting out of it! when we fist moved last month we didn’t have a shower curtain for a day and the cats looked at us like we were really strange in the shower. ---
**Author:** ![aviddiva](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a88e57/32.png) [@aviddiva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aviddiva)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2000, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-end-up-with-a-wet-pussy/30445/29 "2000-08-26T01:27:12Z")
[hijack] [Q]When bathing, my cat Annie will dangle her tail in the water.[/Q] Michi, that is one fine dangling modifier. [/hijack] My cat will drink out of anything _except_ her water bowl. Cats sometimes smell bad if their teeth are not regularly cleaned. See, they lick themselves all over, and if their teeth are rotting, they can come to smell like rotting teeth. So if you think your cat’s asshole has really bad breath, you may be right. ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2000, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-end-up-with-a-wet-pussy/30445/30 "2000-08-26T04:36:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by matt\_mcl \* > \*\*Well, you stole it from the cats. \*\* And we got there first. I have a dog who has gotten it on the head a couple times. But it just reinforces his place in the pack hierarchy. I’m the alpha male and he’s the omega male. Every living thing in the house, including the silverfish, is above him. ---
**Author:** ![TroubleAgain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e480ec/32.png) [@TroubleAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroubleAgain)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2000, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-end-up-with-a-wet-pussy/30445/31 "2000-08-26T05:07:34Z")
My dog doesn’t care to be in the bathroom, but all 3 cats will follow you in. The elder male will sit there and demand that you turn the water in the tub on a trickle so he can drink. The female will then attempt to drink at the same time. The other male will wait until you finish and then drink the water from the freshly flushed toilet. Any of the three may demand to be petted at any time, however, and you’d best be prepared to comply. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-end-up-with-a-wet-pussy/30445.md?page=1)