# I'm gonna have to pit all you butt-hurt snowflakes

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [January 15, 2017, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203 "2017-01-15T03:22:55Z")\
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**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2017, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203/1 "2017-01-15T03:22:55Z")

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Okay, people. You’ve had your tantrums repeatedly since the election. We grown-ups thought they were amusing at first, but now they are just annoying. It’s now time for you to face up to real life.

Donald Trump is going to be sworn in on Friday as the President. Take a look [at this](http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d97/Clothahump/15401153_1007921692646526_8764059935336559599_n1_zpsr7i5a1et.jpg) and read it carefully. Then grow up and deal with it,

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**Author:** ![Pork\_Rind](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pork_rind/32/111_2.png) [@Pork\_Rind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pork_Rind)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2017, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203/2 "2017-01-15T03:24:23Z")

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Nope. No thanks.

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**Author:** ![Dale\_Sams](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/779978/32.png) [@Dale\_Sams](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dale_Sams)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2017, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203/3 "2017-01-15T03:28:42Z")

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Republicans are the party of evil. Democrats are the party of tolerating evil…(and edging towards “Evil-lite”)

But you’re STILL the party of evil. Enjoy your time in the sun. Dems ran the one person who could lose. They won’t make that mistake again.

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2017, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203/4 "2017-01-15T03:29:03Z")

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Snowflake, you spent eight fucking years being butt-hurt and throwing tantrums about Obama. Grow up yourself, shit-for-brains.

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**Author:** ![madmonk28](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madmonk28/32/20811_2.png) [@madmonk28](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madmonk28)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2017, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203/5 "2017-01-15T03:31:55Z")

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Eat a bag of dicks you fucking weirdo.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2017, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203/6 "2017-01-15T03:34:00Z")

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You’ve spent the last nine years being a butt-hurt snowflake.  
Stupid, too.

Why can’t we have a turn?

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**Author:** ![Max\_the\_Immortal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/6de8d8/32.png) [@Max\_the\_Immortal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_the_Immortal)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2017, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203/7 "2017-01-15T03:35:25Z")

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Calling people “snowflakes” is barely a notch above saying “sheeple”.

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**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2017, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203/8 "2017-01-15T03:35:56Z")

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You really shouldn’t compare the election of Obama to the election of Trump. Obama is smart, careful, kind, and informed. What adjectives would you use to describe Trump? Even his biggest fans seem to think he’s an asshole.

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2017, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203/9 "2017-01-15T03:39:13Z")

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Considering Trump has done nothing himself but whine since November (Clinton has complained less about losing the election than Trump has complained about winning it) I don’t see how his supporters are in position to complain. You guys elected the butt-hurtiest snowflake of them all.

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**Author:** ![Trinopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/2bfe46/32.png) [@Trinopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trinopus)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2017, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203/10 "2017-01-15T03:44:47Z")

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> [@Clothahump](#):
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> Okay, people. You’ve had your tantrums repeatedly since the election. . . .

And you’re having one right now. How is this supposed to be admirable?

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**Author:** ![Dale\_Sams](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/779978/32.png) [@Dale\_Sams](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dale_Sams)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2017, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203/11 "2017-01-15T03:50:01Z")

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> [@Little\_Nemo](#):
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> Considering Trump has done nothing himself but whine since November (Clinton has complained less about losing the election than Trump has complained about winning it) I don’t see how his supporters are in position to complain. You guys elected the butt-hurtiest snowflake of them all.

Usually when someone says “of all time” they arnt actually considering history. John Adams said “fuck that Constitution thing we just made”…Lincoln tried to have judges arrested.

But I’m gonna rule in your favor on this. And he STILL isn’t President yet.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2017, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203/12 "2017-01-15T04:04:12Z")

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[Aww, who’s the butt-hurt snowflake?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=368912)

> [@](#):
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> **I’m ashamed of you people**  
> And you should be ashamed of yourselves.
> 
> Over [here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=368822) , Diogenes goes into orgasmic spasms over the fact that Mick Jagger dissed Bush. And the rest of you sorry dipshits joined right in.
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> For those of you that are American citizens and participated in that pathetic little circlejerk of drooling, mouth-breathing idiocy: whether you like Bush or not, he is our President. And he was dissed by a jackoff rock-and-roller.
> 
> This is not about politics. There is such a thing as basic, common courtesy in this world, and for that to happen to a head of state - ANY state - is just plain rudeness and lack of manners. For it to happen to ours should have pissed all of you off.
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> And you sorry fucks exulted in it like dogs rolling in shit!
> 
> I take it back. I’m not ashamed of you. I’m embarrassed by you. And forget the “be ashamed of yourselves” statement. That implies that you have the basic manners and morals to understand that you did something wrong, and you proved conclusively that you don’t.
> 
> Cecil, if you read this: your logo says Fighting Ignorance Since 1973. This is a sterling example of why it has taken so long: the fucking barbarians are in the majority and the gap is widening.

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**Author:** ![E-DUB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/e-dub/32/403_2.png) [@E-DUB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E-DUB)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2017, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203/13 "2017-01-15T04:06:11Z")

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**YOU’RE THE SNOWFLAKES!!!** That is the style of debate you guys use, right?

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**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2017, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203/14 "2017-01-15T04:08:24Z")

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After 4 years…I suspect 4 years of unwanted butt fucking looks bad on anyone…  
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But the physics guy in me suspects it will look worse on the local snowflakes than the others…

You fuckers almost deserve it.

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2017, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203/15 "2017-01-15T04:09:03Z")

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Have all us mean ol’ liberals triggered you with our constant microaggressions?

Maybe you should find yourself a safe space.

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**Author:** ![Revenant\_Threshold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f1d935/32.png) [@Revenant\_Threshold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revenant_Threshold)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2017, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203/16 "2017-01-15T04:10:45Z")

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I’m greatly offended by this OP. Adults use imgur.

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2017, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203/17 "2017-01-15T04:14:22Z")

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> [@Dale\_Sams](#):
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> Dems ran the one person who could lose. They won’t make that mistake again.

Yeah ya will. She will see to that.

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**Author:** ![levdrakon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@levdrakon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/levdrakon)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2017, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203/18 "2017-01-15T04:20:32Z")

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Election’s over **Clothy** , you can stop being butthurt any time now.

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2017, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203/19 "2017-01-15T04:38:41Z")

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Something wrong with posting this in [your previous “snowflake” thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=814255)?

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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2017, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203/20 "2017-01-15T04:43:45Z")

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> [@Clothahump](#):
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> Okay, people. You’ve had your tantrums repeatedly since the election. We grown-ups thought they were amusing at first, but now they are just annoying. It’s now time for you to face up to real life.
> 
> Donald Trump is going to be sworn in on Friday as the President. Take a look [at this](http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d97/Clothahump/15401153_1007921692646526_8764059935336559599_n1_zpsr7i5a1et.jpg) and read it carefully. Then grow up and deal with it,

All the pissing and moaning you did about Obama over the past eight years and you have the unmitigated gall to tell everyone else to shut up about Trump (who, I would like to point out, is not fit to carry Obama’s jockstrap)?

As you are so fond of saying, fuck off.

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