# I'm gonna have to pit all you butt-hurt snowflakes

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [January 15, 2017, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203 "2017-01-15T03:22:55Z")\
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**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2017, 11:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203/501 "2017-01-22T11:07:06Z")

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> [@drad\_dog](#):
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> In the words of Mike Doonesbury: “Dream on, you fascist”

Nitpick: that was Mark Slackmeyer.

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**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2017, 11:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203/502 "2017-01-22T11:13:08Z")

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In the midst of all this accusation that we libruls are just feeling ‘butt-hurt’ because Team R beat Team D, we should take a moment to consider the very real butt-hurt on the part of [the winner](http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/trump-makes-bizarre-courtesy-all-at-cia-headquarters) and [his henchmen](http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/sean-spicer-assails-media-inauguration-crowd-size) over the paltry crowd size at the inauguration (which they’re in full denial mode over) and the dishonesty of the media.

I especially liked press secretary Sean Spicer’s delusional remarks:

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> “This was the largest audience ever to witness an inauguration, period,” Spicer said with emphasis. “Both in person and around the globe.”

Good Lord, it was just the afternoon of Trump’s first full day as President, and already his press secretary is losing it.

Now what were you guys saying about liberal butt-hurt again? 😃

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**Author:** ![Ramira](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ramira/32/344_2.png) [@Ramira](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ramira)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2017, 11:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203/503 "2017-01-22T11:21:09Z")

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> [@Knowed\_Out](#):
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> There’s a problem with that. Remember “Feed the World”? When they transported all those food crates, corrupt government officials, warlords, and thugs grabbed the stuff for themselves, then sold it. The starving only got a fraction.

Although the idea you reply to is a stupid idea, the assertion here is false.

There is no good support that large amounts of the aide for the Ethiopian relief was diverted or that the starving only got a fraction. These are lies repeated in certain circles.

the criticism that is more founded is the aide program helped prop up the very nasty regime and at the same time the way it was implemented tended to undercut the local food production, being distributed at times in competition to the local farmers, driving a cycle of the impoverishment…

for this there is some real argument and the idea of just dropping in gifts is indeed a very stupid one, but repeating badly informed lies is not useful

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**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2017, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203/504 "2017-01-22T13:14:02Z")

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> [@octopus](#):
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> Sorry that you can’t figure out what those fools on the West Coast and Washington are doing dressed as anarchists and smashing property, attacking the police, and intimidating speakers. It’s strange that you can be so intellectually dishonest and not even read REAL NEWS!!11!! links. Or watch youtube videos of these left wing hooligans and thugs in action.

Almost none of this happened yesterday, and it’s always been a tiny, tiny minority of protesters and liberals who do it. Why are you focusing so much on something that it so small? It’s worth a mention, like “the very small amount of violence should be condemned”, and it is condemned by most prominent liberals (and most liberals on this board) I read about, but then they move onto the issues they’re concerned about.

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**Author:** ![Omg\_a\_Black\_Conservative](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/7ba0ec/32.png) [@Omg\_a\_Black\_Conservative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omg_a_Black_Conservative)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2017, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203/505 "2017-01-22T13:22:21Z")

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> [@RTFirefly](#):
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> Now what were you guys saying about liberal butt-hurt again? 😃

_looks at Facebook_

_looks at Twitter_

_looks at lefty media_

Yeah, I think you’re purposely being obtuse here.

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**Author:** ![madmonk28](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madmonk28/32/20811_2.png) [@madmonk28](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madmonk28)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2017, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203/506 "2017-01-22T13:59:08Z")

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> [@iiandyiiii](#):
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> Almost none of this happened yesterday, and it’s always been a tiny, tiny minority of protesters and liberals who do it. Why are you focusing so much on something that it so small? It’s worth a mention, like “the very small amount of violence should be condemned”, and it is condemned by most prominent liberals (and most liberals on this board) I read about, but then they move onto the issues they’re concerned about.

In fact, DC police did not report a single arrest associated with yesterday’s march. That is 500,000 people protesting and not one arrest. You get 500,000 people together for anything and there’s usually at least one jackass in the bunch doing something stupid.

The Republicans need to marginalize the protests because the charge that Trump is not a legitimate president touches a nerve. Deep down, many of them know that there is something very wrong with him and it is scary as shit to admit.

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2017, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203/507 "2017-01-22T15:32:39Z")

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And those women braved the horror and violence of Carnage America, what with the roving bands of drug-addicts and savage urbans! What was the latest casualty count from the flooded Emergency Rooms?

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**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2017, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203/508 "2017-01-22T15:58:49Z")

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If you want to see real butt-hurt that a gallon of Preparation H couldn’t cure, just check out [the new regime’s first press conference](http://www.cnn.com/2017/01/21/politics/sean-spicer-fact-check/), starring “Baghdad Sean” Spicer.

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2017, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203/509 "2017-01-22T16:01:31Z")

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Sean Sphincter.

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**Author:** ![Omg\_a\_Black\_Conservative](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/7ba0ec/32.png) [@Omg\_a\_Black\_Conservative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omg_a_Black_Conservative)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2017, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203/510 "2017-01-22T16:21:43Z")

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> [@madmonk28](#):
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> In fact, DC police did not report a single arrest associated with yesterday’s march. That is 500,000 people protesting and not one arrest. You get 500,000 people together for anything and there’s usually at least one jackass in the bunch doing something stupid.

You realize that, every year, there’s the March for Life held in Washington, DC (and a few other cities both nation and worldwide), and there are typically no arrests (well, except for a few pro-choice demonstrators who usually get locked up for assault charges), correct?

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> The Republicans need to marginalize the protests because the charge that Trump is not a legitimate president touches a nerve.

“People who didn’t vote for Donald Trump protest Donald Trump winning the election” - News at 11!

I’m not exactly sure why you think us Republicans believe the idea that Trump isn’t a “legitimate” president touches a nerve, because it doesn’t. He won the election based on the criteria needed to win, and he’s now the President-- much to the consternation of those on the left. Despite the protesting, rioting, whining, beating up of Trump supporters, calls for violence and demands for recounts from the left, that’s not going to change.

I can’t help but think you’re projecting your own feelings onto others.

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> Deep down, many of them know that there is something very wrong with him and it is scary as shit to admit.

No. No, I don’t know that.

Again, I can’t help but think you’re projecting your own feelings onto others.

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2017, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203/511 "2017-01-22T16:36:16Z")

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> [@Omg\_a\_Black\_Conservative](#):
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> …I can’t help but think you’re projecting your own feelings onto others…

You can’t help it? Well, just keep trying, you get points for that. Also, Participation Ribbon.

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**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2017, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203/512 "2017-01-22T16:47:17Z")

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> [@Omg\_a\_Black\_Conservative](#):
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> You realize that, every year, there’s the March for Life held in Washington, DC (and a few other cities both nation and worldwide)

The subject of this subthread is _large turnout_ events. Please try to keep up with the class.

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**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2017, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203/513 "2017-01-22T17:04:28Z")

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> [@Ramira](#):
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> Although the idea you reply to is a stupid idea, the assertion here is false.
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> There is no good support that large amounts of the aide for the Ethiopian relief was diverted or that the starving only got a fraction. These are lies repeated in certain circles.
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> the criticism that is more founded is the aide program helped prop up the very nasty regime and at the same time the way it was implemented tended to undercut the local food production, being distributed at times in competition to the local farmers, driving a cycle of the impoverishment…
> 
> for this there is some real argument and the idea of just dropping in gifts is indeed a very stupid one, but repeating badly informed lies is not useful

Just FYI, the idea that _I_ replied to was genocide.

Now, while genocide is a easier and more practical idea, I am against it. I am assuming that you are not taking the genocide stance, but a naive reading of the exchange would indicate that you think that aid is a stupid idea, while you are giving shade to genocide.

Now, while my “idea” is largely tongue in cheek (as evidenced by the marshmallow comments), I do find it vastly preferable.

OMG opened the negotiation with kill everyone, I countered with give everyone free stuff. I hope to find a compromise in the middle.

I do feel that as long as what we are shipping over to other countries is more misery and suffering than things that will improve their lives, they will never be stable, and they will probably continue to resent us.

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**Author:** ![Omg\_a\_Black\_Conservative](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/7ba0ec/32.png) [@Omg\_a\_Black\_Conservative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omg_a_Black_Conservative)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2017, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203/514 "2017-01-22T17:11:38Z")

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> [@Steve\_MB](#):
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> The subject of this subthread is _large turnout_ events. Please try to keep up with the class.

The March for Life in DC, in recent years, has garnered somewhere between 500K and 600K or so attendees, not including the Walk for Life west coast, any of the ancillary marches that happen in other US cities or any marches that happen outside of the US.

But you knew that, I’m sure.

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**Author:** ![madmonk28](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madmonk28/32/20811_2.png) [@madmonk28](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madmonk28)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2017, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203/515 "2017-01-22T17:47:01Z")

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> [@Omg\_a\_Black\_Conservative](#):
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> You realize that, every year, there’s the March for Life held in Washington, DC (and a few other cities both nation and worldwide), and there are typically no arrests (well, except for a few pro-choice demonstrators who usually get locked up for assault charges), correct?
> 
> “People who didn’t vote for Donald Trump protest Donald Trump winning the election” - News at 11!
> 
> I’m not exactly sure why you think us Republicans believe the idea that Trump isn’t a “legitimate” president touches a nerve, because it doesn’t. He won the election based on the criteria needed to win, and he’s now the President-- much to the consternation of those on the left. Despite the protesting, rioting, whining, beating up of Trump supporters, calls for violence and demands for recounts from the left, that’s not going to change.
> 
> I can’t help but think you’re projecting your own feelings onto others.
> 
> No. No, I don’t know that.
> 
> Again, I can’t help but think you’re projecting your own feelings onto others.

Yes, clearly the fact that you used a quarter of a page to respond to a one paragraph post shows that it has no affect whatsoever on you.

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**Author:** ![Omg\_a\_Black\_Conservative](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/7ba0ec/32.png) [@Omg\_a\_Black\_Conservative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omg_a_Black_Conservative)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2017, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203/516 "2017-01-22T17:50:40Z")

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> [@madmonk28](#):
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> Yes, clearly the fact that you used a quarter of a page to respond to a one paragraph post shows that it has no affect whatsoever on you.

I could have typed a half of a page, but I decided to cut about half of it out.

You’re welcome.

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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2017, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203/517 "2017-01-22T17:57:03Z")

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> [@Omg\_a\_Black\_Conservative](#):
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> The March for Life in DC, in recent years, has garnered somewhere between 500K and 600K or so attendees, not including the Walk for Life west coast, any of the ancillary marches that happen in other US cities or any marches that happen outside of the US.
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> But you knew that, I’m sure.

You should be a spokesman for Trump. You’ll fit right in because [your lies are just as transparent](http://www.lifenews.com/2016/01/22/tens-of-thousands-of-pro-lifers-march-for-life-and-mourn-58-million-abortions/).

FYI, from the 2016 DC March for Life site: “ **Tens of Thousands** of Pro-Lifers March for Life”

No,\* you’re\* welcome.

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**Author:** ![drad\_dog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@drad\_dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drad_dog)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2017, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203/518 "2017-01-22T18:06:18Z")

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> [@QuickSilver](#):
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> You should be a spokesman for Trump. You’ll fit right in because [your lies are just as transparent](http://www.lifenews.com/2016/01/22/tens-of-thousands-of-pro-lifers-march-for-life-and-mourn-58-million-abortions/).
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> FYI, from the 2016 DC March for Life site: “ **Tens of Thousands** of Pro-Lifers March for Life”
> 
> No,\* you’re\* welcome.

But to be fair it could have been tens of “tens of thousands,” “tens” being the implied adjectival modifier.

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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2017, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203/519 "2017-01-22T18:10:28Z")

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> [@drad\_dog](#):
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> But to be fair it could have been tens of “tens of thousands,” “tens” being the implied adjectival modifier.

You’re right, of course. In the era of Trump, all lies are automatically one order of magnitude greater.

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**Author:** ![madmonk28](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madmonk28/32/20811_2.png) [@madmonk28](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madmonk28)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2017, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203/520 "2017-01-22T18:21:31Z")

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> [@Omg\_a\_Black\_Conservative](#):
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> I could have typed a half of a page, but I decided to cut about half of it out.
> 
> You’re welcome.

Clearly, you must respond within minutes of my every post because these criticisms have no resonance for you whatsoever. You are my puppet, you are Trump to my Putin. Dance.

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