# I'm gonna have to pit all you butt-hurt snowflakes **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 15, 2017, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203 "2017-01-15T03:22:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 28
**Author:** ![Omg\_a\_Black\_Conservative](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/7ba0ec/32.png) [@Omg\_a\_Black\_Conservative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omg_a_Black_Conservative)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2017, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203/541 "2017-01-22T20:59:51Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > **OMG** does a great Kellyanne Conway, doesn’t he? Well, I’m not a woman, but that’s not an insult in any way. Considering she’s the first woman to successfully run a presidential campaign, that’s quite a nice thing to say 🙂 > [@Steve\_MB](#): > > It’s not _our_ side that’s relying on “[alternative](http://www.cnn.com/2017/01/22/opinions/alternative-facts-lies-obeidallah-opinion/) [facts](https://www.cnet.com/news/alternative-facts-twitter-tweets-kellyanne-conway-donald-trump-sean-spicer-chuck-todd/)”, buttercup. Which is why Hillary won the campaign-- winning Georgia, South Carolina, Texas and Utah in the process-- and Democrats gained control of the House and the Senate. Obamacare is also a rousing success, our relationships with our allies have never been better, we’ve not become embroiled in any more foreign wars during Obama’s presidency and millions of Americans have gone back to work, thus leading to a decrease in the unemployment rate, instead of millions of Americans dropping out of the labor force, thus leading to a drop in the unemployment rate. :rolleyes: Should I continue? I shouldn’t have to. You’re just as-- actually more so-- guilty of what you try to accuse us Trump supporters of. > [@Dewey\_Finn](#): > > Why do you pretend that it’s just the “lefty media” that’s unhappy with Trump and his people? > > [George Will in the Washington Post](https://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/post-partisan/wp/2017/01/20/a-most-dreadful-inaugural-address/?utm_term=.70ecaa4e3bda), “the most dreadful inaugural address in history.” > > [Jonathan Last in The Weekly Standard](http://www.weeklystandard.com/trumpism-corrupts-spicer-edition/article/2006432), “Which leads us to the question of why Spicer rushed out on Day 2 of the administration to begin his relationship with the press by insisting on a blatant, demonstrably false, lie. And please understand: That’s what this is. It is not spin, or misrepresentation, or cutting a fine line. It’s a deliberate lie.” (This followed a paragraph in which Last called Obama a “terrible president.”) > > In short, it’s not just liberals who are unhappy about Trump. Plenty of Republicans and others on the right side of the aisle are as well. Yes, we know. You’ve found some #nevertrumpers who have been unashamed and open in their hatred of Trump and his supporters, and were throwing parties to themselves over the prospect of them being “right”. Congrats! ---
**Author:** ![raventhief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raventhief/32/4_2.png) [@raventhief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raventhief)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2017, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203/542 "2017-01-22T21:30:41Z")
> [@Omg\_a\_Black\_Conservative](#): > > Thankfully we’re in the pit, so I can say this. > > You’re a fucking moron. And not just in the regular old “I feel sorry for that guy!” kind of way, but that an “Is that guy serious?” kind of way. > > One, I hope you realize that [this](http://marchforlife.org/) is the official March for Life site and has been for-- jeez-- at least seven or so years (probably longer), not Lifenews right? LOL, of course you don’t. I’m not expecting a mea culpa or anything, because that’d be expecting way to much from an obvious hack. Two, I do hope you realize-- which you probably do but decided to ignore it anyway-- that DC was under a deep blizzard this time last year and that a state of emergency was issued the week of the March for the Washington DC area, right? …RIGHT? :rolleyes: Three, and most importantly, the reason you don’t believe it is because you choose to live in a fucking bubble. But I’ll tell you what - the Annual March is this Friday. Pull up a live stream and watch to see how many people come out. I’ll even make a thread for it, so you can judge the size for yourself. Deal? > > In the meantime, we’ve established that not only are you a liar, and a moron to boot, but that you also live in some alternate reality. > > But I’m glad I could help you fight your ignorance! > > So, yes. You’re welcome. And enjoy the Trump Presidency! I know I will! 😃 I found that article on the site you provided. Under tingle media section. Now, why would the official site link an article that is inaccurate? ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2017, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203/543 "2017-01-22T21:49:48Z")
> [@octopus](#): > > Never said that. You folks and your straw/men/women/otherkin are so disingenuous. I guess you are trying to claim I’ve made a straw man argument, although you seem to have gotten the grammar a bit garbled. In any event, bullshit. You stated very clearly that you were holding \*\*iiandyiiii \*\* personally responsible for unknown statements by unknown persons about “imagined violence from the right”. I ask you in all politeness to kindly cut the shit. Please. ---
**Author:** ![drad\_dog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@drad\_dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drad_dog)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2017, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203/544 "2017-01-22T21:59:31Z")
> [@Omg\_a\_Black\_Conservative](#): > > Thankfully we’re in the pit, so I can say this. > > You’re a fucking moron. And not just in the regular old “I feel sorry for that guy!” kind of way, but that an “Is that guy serious?” kind of way. > > One, I hope you realize that [this](http://marchforlife.org/) is the official March for Life site and has been for-- jeez-- at least seven or so years (probably longer), not Lifenews right? LOL, of course you don’t. I’m not expecting a mea culpa or anything, because that’d be expecting way to much from an obvious hack. Two, I do hope you realize-- which you probably do but decided to ignore it anyway-- that DC was under a deep blizzard this time last year and that a state of emergency was issued the week of the March for the Washington DC area, right? …RIGHT? :rolleyes: Three, and most importantly, the reason you don’t believe it is because you choose to live in a fucking bubble. But I’ll tell you what - the Annual March is this Friday. Pull up a live stream and watch to see how many people come out. I’ll even make a thread for it, so you can judge the size for yourself. Deal? > > In the meantime, we’ve established that not only are you a liar, and a moron to boot, but that you also live in some alternate reality. > > But I’m glad I could help you fight your ignorance! > > So, yes. You’re welcome. And enjoy the Trump Presidency! I know I will! 😃 Your identity is that of a (black) conservative. So how are you going to enjoy donnies presidency? He has been humiliating and embarrassing you for a year and a half and it’s going to get a lot worse as long as he doesn’t collapse out of twitter and rage fatigue. Kellyanne already said she is using alternative facts, and donnies promise to drain the swamp only meant corruption and dirty dealing that makes the clintons look like a lemonade stand. This is after two days in office, one of them a fucking Sunday!. So you’re saying “yes I’m an asshole, but I don’t want to think of myself as being in the same boat as everyone else because I’m a “special” (black) conservative or something.”? You know the thrill of that wears out? You are investing time in typing here. But your losing any notion that says your an actual person, and not just someone dancing on your own grave, so how long before no one is listening? ---
**Author:** ![octopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/octopus/32/3716_2.png) [@octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/octopus)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2017, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203/545 "2017-01-22T22:30:01Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > **octopus**. Perhaps you and **OMG** can give us your spin on this article from Xinhua (Chinese English news agency) about Trump’s first day in office. This is what that part of the world is seeing. > _Trump’s 1st full day in office: intelligence, media, mass protests > 01-22 19:05 > It seems surreal but in fact real: U.S. President Donald Trump spends his 1st full day in office denying his feud with the CIA, ignoring the massive protests against him, and blasting the media over lessening his inaugural crowd. > …_ > > Seeing us as others see us. 😉 The Chinese newspaper is 100% correct. It is surreal. ---
**Author:** ![octopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/octopus/32/3716_2.png) [@octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/octopus)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2017, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203/546 "2017-01-22T22:33:28Z")
> [@RTFirefly](#): > > [More right-wing butthurt:](http://mediamatters.org/blog/2017/01/21/my-shirts-arent-going-iron-themselves-conservatives-launch-attacks-women-s-march/215075) > > Erick Erickson, having a sad for the ham and cheese that yesterday’s marchers wouldn’t be turning into sandwiches. (Good to know that 1972-era sexism is still alive and well.) > > Michael Flynn, Jr., the son of our incoming National Security Adviser, claiming that women already have equal pay, so what do they _really_ want, free mani/pedis? > > Piers Morgan, calling yesterday’s protests “anti-democratic.” (Guess it’s anti-democratic to actually _use_ one’s First Amendment right of peaceable assembly. Who knew?) > > John Cardillo: “Wrap this up girls. My shirts aren’t going to iron themselves.” (See comment after Erickson.) > > And of course, that ancient standby: if a conservative can’t argue intelligently against women who are protesting, insult their looks, call them “overweight,” “homely,” “troll-like,” and “a freak show.” (Jim Hoft, Sheriff David Clarke, and Alex Jones) Because to conservatives, a woman’s value is mainly in her appearance. > > That’s a lot of butthurt there, isn’t it? > > I’m looking forward to hearing conservatives slamming the hell out of this bullshit, and prove me wrong about these attitudes being representative of conservatism in general. No, really, I’d love to see it happen, because it would mean that finally, conservatives, whatever bullshit they routinely condone, will finally have found this anti-woman garbage to be over the line. > > Needless to say, I’m not expecting it. Ridiculing the butt hurt is not a symptom of butt hurt. ---
**Author:** ![Damuri\_Ajashi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/898d66/32.png) [@Damuri\_Ajashi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Damuri_Ajashi)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2017, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203/547 "2017-01-22T22:34:35Z")
> [@Dale\_Sams](#): > > Diplomacy (the board game) doesn’t have dice. If that’s what you meant, well…that’s brilliant. Yeah, that’s what I meant. ---
**Author:** ![octopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/octopus/32/3716_2.png) [@octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/octopus)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2017, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203/548 "2017-01-22T22:35:42Z")
> [@El\_Kabong](#): > > I guess you are trying to claim I’ve made a straw man argument, although you seem to have gotten the grammar a bit garbled. In any event, bullshit. You stated very clearly that you were holding \*\*iiandyiiii \*\* personally responsible for unknown statements by unknown persons about “imagined violence from the right”. > > I ask you in all politeness to kindly cut the shit. Please. I never said that so don’t say I did. I’m on a tablet and I’m not pecking out an essay in the pit. ---
**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2017, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203/549 "2017-01-22T22:48:39Z")
> [@octopus](#): > > I never said that so don’t say I did. I’m on a tablet and I’m not pecking out an essay in the pit. Then what was the point of mentioning it? I’ve asked you twice already; no response. This is the third time. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2017, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203/550 "2017-01-22T23:40:41Z")
> [@octopus](#): > > I never said that so don’t say I did. I’m on a tablet and I’m not pecking out an essay in the pit. OK, so you can’t be bothered to support your crappy argument. I think we’re done here. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2017, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203/551 "2017-01-22T23:56:46Z")
> [@octopus](#): > > I never said that so don’t say I did. I’m on a tablet and I’m not pecking out an essay in the pit. Alternative facts, dude. Get used to it. ---
**Author:** ![drad\_dog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@drad\_dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drad_dog)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2017, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203/552 "2017-01-23T00:07:29Z")
> [@octopus](#): > > Ridiculing the butt hurt is not a symptom of butt hurt. You should strive to do better than this. But I guess you would be the epicure and all-knower of butthurt so you’ve got that. ---
**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2017, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203/553 "2017-01-23T00:39:29Z")
> [@drad\_dog](#): > > You should strive to do better than this. > > But I guess you would be the epicure and all-knower of butthurt so you’ve got that. Well, [since octopuses have their ass next to their heads](http://animals.howstuffworks.com/marine-life/octopus1.htm) the conclusion is inescapable… He is a very experienced shithead. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2017, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203/554 "2017-01-23T01:32:06Z")
> [@RTFirefly](#): > > I’m looking forward to hearing conservatives slamming the hell out of this bullshit, and prove me wrong about these attitudes being representative of conservatism in general. No, really, I’d love to see it happen, because it would mean that finally, conservatives, whatever bullshit they routinely condone, will finally have found this anti-woman garbage to be over the line. > > Needless to say, I’m not expecting it. > [@octopus](#): > > Ridiculing the butt hurt is not a symptom of butt hurt. Guess you’re one of the conservatives who is OK with this shit. Like I said, I’m not surprised. ---
**Author:** ![octopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/octopus/32/3716_2.png) [@octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/octopus)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2017, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203/555 "2017-01-23T01:59:15Z")
> [@RTFirefly](#): > > Guess you’re one of the conservatives who is OK with this shit. Like I said, I’m not surprised. Would I prefer elevated discourse from everyone? Yes I would. Are my preferences going to become reality? No. So as long as people choose to tit some will chose to tat. Ridicule seems to be an effective rhetorical weapon and that’s why we see both sides engaged in it. And please don’t employ the fallacious reasoning of mistaking an explanation for an endorsement. ---
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2017, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203/556 "2017-01-23T04:15:51Z")
> [@GIGObuster](#): > > Well, [since octopuses have their ass next to their heads](http://animals.howstuffworks.com/marine-life/octopus1.htm) the conclusion is inescapable… > > He is a very experienced shithead. 😃 rofl ---
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2017, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203/557 "2017-01-23T04:19:24Z")
> [@iiandyiiii](#): > > Almost none of this happened yesterday, and it’s always been a tiny, tiny minority of protesters and liberals who do it. Why are you focusing so much on something that it so small? It’s worth a mention, like “the very small amount of violence should be condemned”, and it is condemned by most prominent liberals (and most liberals on this board) I read about, but then they move onto the issues they’re concerned about. That’s right, I live in Lala land, and all this anarchisic town burning rioting just did NOT happen. These claims are about as true, as when Trumpty Dumpty claimed billions of ayrabs were partying in the streets of New York after the 9/11 attacks. That didn’t happen either. ---
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2017, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203/558 "2017-01-23T04:21:22Z")
> [@Steve\_MB](#): > > If you want to see real butt-hurt that a gallon of Preparation H couldn’t cure, just check out [the new regime’s first press conference](http://www.cnn.com/2017/01/21/politics/sean-spicer-fact-check/), starring “Baghdad Sean” Spicer. That guy is a true piece of shit. Just like his boss. ---
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2017, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203/559 "2017-01-23T04:23:04Z")
> [@Omg\_a\_Black\_Conservative](#): > > I could have typed a half of a page, but I decided to cut about half of it out. > > You’re welcome. It would have just been half a page of the same old tired ass shit anyway. ---
**Author:** ![Dale\_Sams](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/779978/32.png) [@Dale\_Sams](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dale_Sams)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2017, 7:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203/560 "2017-01-23T07:17:49Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > _A source told CNN that Trump was enraged about photographic comparisons of the two inaugurations. Trump publicly complained about media coverage of the size of his inauguration crowd during a visit to CIA headquarters Saturday. Hours later, Spicer followed suit in the White House briefing room, then left without taking questions._ > > from CNN. > > Wait until the Orange buffoon takes his shoe off and starts beating on the desk with it. This fool will have the first presidential meltdown to be televised. I have this image of Trump turning red and literally having to be restrained from going after a journalist. This will be seen as a Presidential first, but surely at some point in our long history with crazy Presidents, ONE of them had to be restrained at some point. My money is on Andrew Jackson. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203.md?page=27) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203.md?page=29)