# I'm gonna have to pit all you butt-hurt snowflakes

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [January 15, 2017, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203 "2017-01-15T03:22:55Z")\
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**Author:** ![foolsguinea](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foolsguinea/32/14751_2.png) [@foolsguinea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/foolsguinea)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2017, 8:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203/561 "2017-01-23T08:44:29Z")

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–snowflakes have butts?

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**Post date:** [January 23, 2017, 9:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203/562 "2017-01-23T09:53:00Z")

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Seen at the recent protests:

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> YES WE’RE SNOWFLAKES  
> WINTER IS COMING

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**Author:** ![Emily\_Litella](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emily_litella/32/3370_2.png) [@Emily\_Litella](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emily_Litella)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2017, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203/563 "2017-01-23T12:36:23Z")

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Just stopped in to say: Avalanche!!! heh heh, watch out 😛

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**Author:** ![Damuri\_Ajashi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/898d66/32.png) [@Damuri\_Ajashi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Damuri_Ajashi)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2017, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203/564 "2017-01-23T14:03:42Z")

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> [@hotflungwok](#):
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> Well, first, Trump is walking breathing lying example of Poe’s law when it comes to conspiracy theories. No matter what you try to claim about him, the next day you find out he’s being peed on by Russian prostitutes or something.

Which conspiracy theories do you ascribe to?

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> Second, how many of the conspiracy theories were made and popularized by the leadership of the left?

Between the left and the media, I think most of them. Where do You think the theory about Trump as Manchurian candidate originated?

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> Most of the bullshit came out of the right wing’s propaganda branch, and was wholeheartedly repeated over and over by the heads of the GOP.

Cite?

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> Some idiot on the internet talking about Bush being a lizard person is one thing, the presidential candidate screaming that he’s going to lock Hillary up for her imaginary crimes (and then immediately shutting up about it the instant the election is over) is another.

Imaginary? :dubious:

The fact that we did not indict because we cannot prove intent does not make them imaginary. There was plenty of smoke there an more than a little fire we just can’t prove hat Hillary set the fire deliberately. Hillary met all the components of a crime other than intent. I don’t think she should go to jail for something more innocuous than what Petraeus did but the allegations are serious enough that its silly to call them imaginary.

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> Yes? And? They hold his leash, let’s see how long they can keep him from pooping on the rug.

So then you are admitting that you aren’t just butthurt over Trump, ou would b just as butthurt over ANY Republican win?

If the Reublicans are holding Trump’s lash, the are doing a very bad job of controlling him if that’s what’s going on. AFAICT, he is holding their lash while pooping on rug.

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You have no idea how true this is.[/qute]

I certainly do. But my point stands that most of the butthurt snowflakes are mostly butthurt over a Republican winning, and the fact that Trump won is just salt in the wound.

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> Trump doesn’t have a clue what he’s doing, his experience in politics is limited to lying over Twitter about Obama’s birth certificate. He’s going to go along with whatever he thinks will get him more power and money.

And this is different from most other Republican candidate, how?

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> We’ve already seen him backpeddaling on so many things he screamed and yelled about before the election, I have no doubt his principals will prove to be mere hobbies in the face of a few more dollars. He’s a figurehead for the GOP, a distraction for the people while they get down to screwing the American people behind closed doors late at night when they hope no one will notice.

I for one am glad that he is backpedalling on that stuff. I hope he backpedals even more. Would you prefer if he didn’t?

I think it takes a really bad short term memory to think convince yourself that Trump is a Republican establishment stooge.

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**Author:** ![Damuri\_Ajashi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/898d66/32.png) [@Damuri\_Ajashi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Damuri_Ajashi)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2017, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203/565 "2017-01-23T14:05:38Z")

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> [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](#):
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> For fuck’s sake, dude, I’m not yer fuckin news source. If the last two years of coverage haven’t convinced you that he’s doing things differently, I’m not going to do otherwise.  
> Quoque quoque? Are you for real?

So, you got nothing but outrage and butthurtedness.

Its like people are just now coming to the realization that the Republican party is racist and misogynistic. But only because of Trump, amirite?

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**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2017, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203/566 "2017-01-23T14:08:28Z")

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> [@octopus](#):
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> Would I prefer elevated discourse from everyone? Yes I would.

Who said anything about elevated discourse? The examples at the link were flat-out misogyny. There’s no way to ‘elevate’ that.

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> And please don’t employ the fallacious reasoning of mistaking an explanation for an endorsement.

Well, I’m not exactly seeing any evidence that hearing this sorta shit from your fellow travelers bothers you in the least. That tells me enough about you.

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**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2017, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203/567 "2017-01-23T14:13:25Z")

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> [@Damuri\_Ajashi](#):
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> Which conspiracy theories do you ascribe to?
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> Between the left and the media, I think most of them. Where do You think the theory about Trump as Manchurian candidate originated?
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> Cite?
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> Imaginary? :dubious:
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> The fact that we did not indict because we cannot prove intent does not make them imaginary. There was plenty of smoke there an more than a little fire we just can’t prove hat Hillary set the fire deliberately. Hillary met all the components of a crime other than intent. I don’t think she should go to jail for something more innocuous than what Petraeus did but the allegations are serious enough that its silly to call them imaginary.
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> So then you are admitting that you aren’t just butthurt over Trump, ou would b just as butthurt over ANY Republican win?
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> If the Reublicans are holding Trump’s lash, the are doing a very bad job of controlling him if that’s what’s going on. AFAICT, he is holding their lash while pooping on rug.
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> You have no idea how true this is.[/qute]
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> I certainly do. But my point stands that most of the butthurt snowflakes are mostly butthurt over a Republican winning, and the fact that Trump won is just salt in the wound.
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> And this is different from most other Republican candidate, how?
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> I for one am glad that he is backpedalling on that stuff. I hope he backpedals even more. Would you prefer if he didn’t?
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> I think it takes a really bad short term memory to think convince yourself that Trump is a Republican establishment stooge.

Man, what a bunch of slop. I think you’ve finally convinced me that there’s nothing you’re likely to say that’s worth responding to. And I haven’t even said that about guys like **Clothahump**. His posts may not be intelligent, but at least they’re intellig **ible**. You’re not worth the trouble of reading through.

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**Author:** ![Damuri\_Ajashi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/898d66/32.png) [@Damuri\_Ajashi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Damuri_Ajashi)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2017, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203/568 "2017-01-23T14:16:26Z")

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> [@RTFirefly](#):
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> That’s nice, sweetheart.
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> Now tell me, were our respective\* feelings\* about similar _facts_?

I don’t know that I have ever heard any facts from you. But its never too late to start. Would you like to share a few facts?

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> helping the GOP-controlled Congress take health coverage away from 32 million people and turn Medicare into a voucher program,

Yeah, that’s not Trump specific. That would happen with a lot of Republican candidates.

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> ignoring climate change so that it’ll be too damned late to stop it by the time we kick him out,

Once again, not Trump specific.

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> gutting clean air and water laws and the FDA (gotta have a little \*e. coli \*conservatism there),

More generic Republican stuff.

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> stepping aside while Putin retakes the Baltics…

This is not generic Republican stuff.

OK, so you got a cite?

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> IOW, we’re concerned about real big-fucking-deal stuff, most of which the GOP has had its heart set on doing for awhile now, and now the road’s clear. (The stuff about Putin is new, of course. But also a big fucking deal.)

That’s democracy for you. Sometimes you lose when you nominate a corrupt, lying cheater that spends all her time raising money in Silicon Valley and Wall Street instead of campaigning in the swing states.

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> Meanwhile, the Tea Party was concerned about stuff that the Tea Party basically invented out of whole cloth to scare themselves with. Boo!

No, that’s wrong.

They were concerned about a large new government program that would provide health care to the working poor who made too much for Medicaid but didn’t have employer based employment worth speaking of.

They were concerned that Obama would raise taxed back to Clinton Levels of taxation and then some.

They were worried that Obama would pass a stimulus that would avert the next great depression and he would bail out folks to save what little manufacturing industry we still had left in this country.

They were worried that he would nominate liberal justices to the Supreme Court.

They were worried that he would support pro-choice policies.

They were worried that he would support more gun control.

etc.

They were basically worried that he would be a Democrat. Just like most of your concerns are basically that Trump might behave like a Republican.

That’s not to equate Obama and his qualifications with Trump but most of the butthurt is not Trump specific. It is simply the result of Hillary losing the election no matter who the Republican candidate was.

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**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2017, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203/569 "2017-01-23T14:17:37Z")

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> [@Damuri\_Ajashi](#):
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> No, that’s wrong.
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> They were concerned about a large new government program that would provide health care to the working poor who made too much for Medicaid but didn’t have employer based employment worth speaking of.
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> They were concerned that Obama would raise taxed back to Clinton Levels of taxation and then some.
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> They were worried that Obama would pass a stimulus that would avert the next great depression and he would bail out folks to save what little manufacturing industry we still had left in this country.
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> They were worried that he would nominate liberal justices to the Supreme Court.
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> They were worried that he would support pro-choice policies.
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> They were worried that he would support more gun control.
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> etc.
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> They were basically worried that he would be a Democrat. Just like most of your concerns are basically that Trump might behave like a Republican.
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> That’s not to equate Obama and his qualifications with Trump but most of the butthurt is not Trump specific. It is simply the result of Hillary losing the election no matter who the Republican candidate was.

Many were also worried because he was black and President.

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**Author:** ![Damuri\_Ajashi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/898d66/32.png) [@Damuri\_Ajashi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Damuri_Ajashi)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2017, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203/570 "2017-01-23T14:20:27Z")

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> [@drad\_dog](#):
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> Donnie is the biggest conspiracy fan in the country. And he has trafficked in them for years, in fact using one to get political traction which was an unlikely prospect without it. _ **He is reaping what he has sown but it’s much more than that** _. He is a big time projector and accuser of others about what, it’s very clear to everyone else, applies in spades to donnie himself.
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> Therefore, if donnie wants to project conspiracies around, and use them to get an electoral win over a majority of voters, it’s reasonable to hold him to a high standard of transparency. It’s a minimum requirement for him to be considered innocent in these investigations.
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> Basically, for don the con, in re: his wealth, his freedom from russian influence, his charities, it’s “Cite or it doesn’t exist”

You are basically saying that you can make any accusation you want and he must prove himself innocent?

I accuse Trump of having incestuous relations with his daughter. He must now prove he hasn’t. amirite?

Trump is horrible in many many ways that are bad for this country and the world but the left is burning up its credibility with this new form of birtherism and violent protest.

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**Author:** ![Damuri\_Ajashi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/898d66/32.png) [@Damuri\_Ajashi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Damuri_Ajashi)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2017, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203/571 "2017-01-23T14:21:45Z")

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> [@iiandyiiii](#):
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> Occasional assholes will be found on both sides, taking advantage of opportunities to do shitty things. There have been such assholes in literally every single movement that’s achieved great things in human history.

And you don’t think violence crosses a line?

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**Post date:** [January 23, 2017, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203/572 "2017-01-23T14:23:42Z")

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\*\*Damuri Ajashi \*\*, I can’t believe you didn’t know this, but the research into Trump and his connection to Russia was started by the GOP during the primaries. Once he became the nominee, the GOP dropped the research and the researchers then started working for the Democrats. This was widely reported at the time. You really need to take a breath, all you guys are spinning out of control (you really don’t take criticism well).

> **[How the Trump dossier came to light: secret sources, a retired spy and John...](https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/jan/11/trump-russia-report-opposition-research-john-mccain)**
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> What began as opposition research during the Republican primary slowly grew from a covert investigation into an extraordinary but unverified global story

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**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2017, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203/573 "2017-01-23T14:23:44Z")

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> [@Damuri\_Ajashi](#):
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> And you don’t think violence crosses a line?

Where did I say that? The very small number of people who do or advocate for violent things should be harshly criticized.

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**Author:** ![Damuri\_Ajashi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/898d66/32.png) [@Damuri\_Ajashi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Damuri_Ajashi)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2017, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203/574 "2017-01-23T14:31:00Z")

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> [@madmonk28](#):
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> Can we just pause for a moment and imagine what the right’s reaction would have been if there was credible evidence during the last election that Obama colluded with a foreign government to influence the election? Just imagine the reaction if GOP servers were hacked by the Russians and there was evidence of people in Obama’s team talking to the Russian government. Ask yourself what would **Clothahump** and **octopus** be saying then? Does anyone honestly believe that they would consider anyone protesting Obama under those circumstances a “special snowflake?”

An wouldn’t we also laugh at the paucity of the evidence they are relying on or so much outrage? Wouldn’t we call the butthurt about their their loss of privilege or something?

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**Author:** ![Damuri\_Ajashi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/898d66/32.png) [@Damuri\_Ajashi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Damuri_Ajashi)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2017, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203/575 "2017-01-23T14:32:31Z")

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> [@RTFirefly](#):
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> In the midst of all this accusation that we libruls are just feeling ‘butt-hurt’ because Team R beat Team D, we should take a moment to consider the very real butt-hurt on the part of [the winner](http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/trump-makes-bizarre-courtesy-all-at-cia-headquarters) and [his henchmen](http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/sean-spicer-assails-media-inauguration-crowd-size) over the paltry crowd size at the inauguration (which they’re in full denial mode over) and the dishonesty of the media.
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> I especially liked press secretary Sean Spicer’s delusional remarks:  
> Good Lord, it was just the afternoon of Trump’s first full day as President, and already his press secretary is losing it.
> 
> Now what were you guys saying about liberal butt-hurt again? 😃

Liberals are butthurt (I certainly was for a few weeks). That’s doesn’t make Trump any better than he was yesterday but it doesn’t make you any less butthurt.

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**Author:** ![Damuri\_Ajashi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/898d66/32.png) [@Damuri\_Ajashi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Damuri_Ajashi)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2017, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203/576 "2017-01-23T14:37:22Z")

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> [@Mr.Miskatonic](#):
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> So, according to a FB friend there was a panel on CNN this morning where some conservative women complain about the protests because a) KellyAnne Conway wasn’t allowed to speak and b) Anit-Abortion groups were not ‘invited’.

They showed up anyway.

Anti-abortion feminist seems to be a thing now.

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**Post date:** [January 23, 2017, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203/577 "2017-01-23T14:40:04Z")

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> [@Damuri\_Ajashi](#):
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> most of your concerns are basically that Trump might behave like a Republican

Republicans kowtow to the Kremlin? News to me…

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**Post date:** [January 23, 2017, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203/578 "2017-01-23T14:45:30Z")

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> [@Damuri\_Ajashi](#):
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> An wouldn’t we also laugh at the paucity of the evidence they are relying on or so much outrage? Wouldn’t we call the butthurt about their their loss of privilege or something?

Holy fuck dude, I think you’ve had a stroke or something. I can’t parse what you’re trying to say.

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**Author:** ![Damuri\_Ajashi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/898d66/32.png) [@Damuri\_Ajashi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Damuri_Ajashi)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2017, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203/579 "2017-01-23T14:47:00Z")

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> [@Omg\_a\_Black\_Conservative](#):
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> Thankfully we’re in the pit, so I can say this.
> 
> You’re a fucking moron. And not just in the regular old “I feel sorry for that guy!” kind of way, but that an “Is that guy serious?” kind of way.
> 
> One, I hope you realize that [this](http://marchforlife.org/) is the official March for Life site and has been for-- jeez-- at least seven or so years (probably longer), not Lifenews right? LOL, of course you don’t. I’m not expecting a mea culpa or anything, because that’d be expecting way to much from an obvious hack. Two, I do hope you realize-- which you probably do but decided to ignore it anyway-- that DC was under a deep blizzard this time last year and that a state of emergency was issued the week of the March for the Washington DC area, right? …RIGHT? :rolleyes: Three, and most importantly, the reason you don’t believe it is because you choose to live in a fucking bubble. But I’ll tell you what - the Annual March is this Friday. Pull up a live stream and watch to see how many people come out. I’ll even make a thread for it, so you can judge the size for yourself. Deal?
> 
> In the meantime, we’ve established that not only are you a liar, and a moron to boot, but that you also live in some alternate reality.
> 
> But I’m glad I could help you fight your ignorance!
> 
> So, yes. You’re welcome. And enjoy the Trump Presidency! I know I will! 😃

I don’t think its unreasonable that he didn’t know that we had a blizzard that week. I live in the area and I forgot until you mentioned it. But yeah its usually like 500K people.

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**Author:** ![Damuri\_Ajashi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/898d66/32.png) [@Damuri\_Ajashi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Damuri_Ajashi)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2017, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203/580 "2017-01-23T14:49:14Z")

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> [@RTFirefly](#):
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> Piers Morgan, calling yesterday’s protests “anti-democratic.” (Guess it’s anti-democratic to actually _use_ one’s First Amendment right of peaceable assembly. Who knew?)

Wait. Piers Morgan is right wing?

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