# I'm gonna have to pit all you butt-hurt snowflakes

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [January 15, 2017, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203 "2017-01-15T03:22:55Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2017, 8:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203/41 "2017-01-15T08:30:10Z")

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It would work if the last part were:

HE WON! \*  
GET OVER IT!

- Sorta, kinda

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2017, 8:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203/42 "2017-01-15T08:34:30Z")

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> [@Trinopus](#):
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> Well! He couldn’t close Guantanamo, and he couldn’t send troops to Syria, and he couldn’t even get a Supreme Court Justice nominated!

I admit, it’d’ve been kinda nice to see Obama start to apply LBJ-level pressure to congress.

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**Author:** ![Lord\_Feldon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lord_feldon/32/341_2.png) [@Lord\_Feldon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Feldon)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2017, 9:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203/43 "2017-01-15T09:26:33Z")

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> [@RickJay](#):
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> In two years the U.S. unemployment rate will be at least two points higher. I wonder if any Trumpists want to take bets it won’t.

Pffffft. Two points is nothing. The current unemployment rate is 42%! But Friday at noon, it’s going to go right down to 4.9%.

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**Author:** ![Princhester](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Princhester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Princhester)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2017, 9:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203/44 "2017-01-15T09:47:10Z")

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Laugh it up, Fuzzball!

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**Author:** ![Ramira](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ramira/32/344_2.png) [@Ramira](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ramira)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2017, 10:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203/45 "2017-01-15T10:47:34Z")

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it is always funny when Yomesite Sam comes and rages and jumps around.

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**Author:** ![kambuckta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@kambuckta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambuckta)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2017, 10:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203/46 "2017-01-15T10:58:13Z")

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> [@Clothahump](#):
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> Okay, people. You’ve had your tantrums repeatedly since the election. We grown-ups thought they were amusing at first, but now they are just annoying. It’s now time for you to face up to real life.
> 
> Donald Trump is going to be sworn in on Friday as the President. Take a look [at this](http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d97/Clothahump/15401153_1007921692646526_8764059935336559599_n1_zpsr7i5a1et.jpg) and read it carefully. Then grow up and deal with it,

Oh, for fuck’s sakes folks, this is Humpy trolling at his finest. It’s bloody hilarious…😃

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**Author:** ![orcenio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/orcenio/32/1036_2.png) [@orcenio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/orcenio)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2017, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203/47 "2017-01-15T12:13:44Z")

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> [@Clothahump](#):
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> Okay, people. You’ve had your tantrums repeatedly since the election. We grown-ups thought they were amusing at first, but now they are just annoying. It’s now time for you to face up to real life.
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> Donald Trump is going to be sworn in on Friday as the President. Take a look [at this](http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d97/Clothahump/15401153_1007921692646526_8764059935336559599_n1_zpsr7i5a1et.jpg) and read it carefully. Then grow up and deal with it,

I’m reading this in the voice of a [Pro-Wrestling Heel](https://youtu.be/1q94kPekOyI?t=23).

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**Author:** ![Budget\_Player\_Cadet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/budget_player_cadet/32/205_2.png) [@Budget\_Player\_Cadet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Budget_Player_Cadet)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2017, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203/48 "2017-01-15T12:34:48Z")

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Hey asshole, maybe we’d shut up for 5 minutes if it weren’t for the frequency that Trump did or said something objectionable, immoral, false, or _dangerous_.

Why are you even here? It seems to me the sole purpose is trolling, so I guess the question we should ask the mods is “why the fuck is he even still here”? Is there a seniority bonus or something?

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**Author:** ![Quartz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quartz/32/267_2.png) [@Quartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quartz)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2017, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203/49 "2017-01-15T12:44:27Z")

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> [@Dale\_Sams](#):
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> Republicans are the party of evil.

What a totally stupid, idiotic, and ignorant post.

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**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2017, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203/50 "2017-01-15T12:50:29Z")

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> [@Budget\_Player\_Cadet](#):
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> Hey asshole, maybe we’d shut up for 5 minutes if it weren’t for the frequency that Trump did or said something objectionable, immoral, false, or _dangerous_.
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> Why are you even here? It seems to me the sole purpose is trolling, so I guess the question we should ask the mods is “why the fuck is he even still here”? Is there a seniority bonus or something?

Surly bird special.

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**Author:** ![Quartz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quartz/32/267_2.png) [@Quartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quartz)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2017, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203/51 "2017-01-15T12:53:40Z")

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Hmm… accidentally deleted some stuff. The Democrats in this thread like **Dale Sams** and **Budget Player Cadet** , and **Czarcasm** elsewhere, are demonstrating why it is they who are the threat to democracy, not the Republicans. Different people have different perspectives on different matters and come to different conclusions, and if you cannot respect that then you need to ask yourself if you truly believe in democracy or if you’re just a bigot.

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**Author:** ![Bridget\_Burke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7cd45c/32.png) [@Bridget\_Burke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bridget_Burke)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2017, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203/52 "2017-01-15T13:13:55Z")

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> [@Quartz](#):
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> Hmm… accidentally deleted some stuff. The Democrats in this thread like **Dale Sams** and **Budget Player Cadet** , and **Czarcasm** elsewhere, are demonstrating why it is they who are the threat to democracy, not the Republicans. Different people have different perspectives on different matters and come to different conclusions, and if you cannot respect that then you need to ask yourself if you truly believe in democracy or if you’re just a bigot.

Too bad you deleted the smart part of your message.

Yes, we believe in Democracy. The Apportionment Act of 1911 put a cap on the number of representatives, thereby ensuring the Electoral college would only become more un-Democratic as the years passed. Millions more of us voted for Her. But we’re looking forward now–to Trump’s continuing embarrassment & the loathsome agenda his ascendancy has empowered in Congress.

Many of us are not shutting up because we care about our country. And that “bigoted because you criticize bigotry” claim is an old one; even when new, it never worked.

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**Author:** ![Dale\_Sams](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/779978/32.png) [@Dale\_Sams](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dale_Sams)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2017, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203/53 "2017-01-15T13:45:20Z")

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> [@Quartz](#):
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> Hmm… accidentally deleted some stuff. The Democrats in this thread like **Dale Sams** and **Budget Player Cadet** , and **Czarcasm** elsewhere, are demonstrating why it is they who are the threat to democracy, not the Republicans. Different people have different perspectives on different matters and come to different conclusions, and if you cannot respect that then you need to ask yourself if you truly believe in democracy or if you’re just a bigot.

Am I a Democrat?? News to me.

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**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2017, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203/54 "2017-01-15T14:10:15Z")

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We have to be gentle and careful with Trump supporters like **Clothahump**. They’re very delicate and sensitive about criticism of their chosen one. Even though they won the election, they are so fragile that the slightest whiff of negative sentiment can send them into shattering tantrums, which they often express by projecting their own feelings of inadequacy and confusion on the critics.

It’s okay **Clothahump** , we love you and care for you. Don’t worry – criticism of Trump doesn’t mean that you’re a worthless person. It’s okay.

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**Author:** ![Ramira](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ramira/32/344_2.png) [@Ramira](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ramira)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2017, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203/55 "2017-01-15T14:18:52Z")

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To watch the results of the election cycles of the USA from outside, the pretensions of the hard partisans of each side that some how their reactions are different from the other side is just completely amusing… it is either the sheer gross hypocrisy or maybe worse the complete self deception.

but it is much more amusing to see the Yosemite Sam very clearly truly thinking of himself as the smart or even the adult when we have so many years of examples of his Yosemite Sam behavior and we know how stupid he is.

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**Author:** ![hotflungwok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/edb3f5/32.png) [@hotflungwok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hotflungwok)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2017, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203/56 "2017-01-15T14:53:11Z")

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> [@Dale\_Sams](#):
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> Am I a Democrat?? News to me.

In this day and age if you’re not out hatin fags, fearin muslims, and kissing the GOPs ass with every breath as they lie to you and make your life harder it’s easy to be mistaken for a Democrat.

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**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2017, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203/57 "2017-01-15T15:16:24Z")

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> [@iiandyiiii](#):
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> \<snip\>It’s okay **Clothahump** , we love you and care for you.\</snip\>

I don’t.

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**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2017, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203/58 "2017-01-15T15:43:15Z")

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> [@Pork\_Rind](#):
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> Nope. No thanks.

“Pope. No Pants.”

Now that is a show I’d watch my face off with.

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**Author:** ![Lemur866](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lemur866/32/434_2.png) [@Lemur866](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lemur866)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2017, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203/59 "2017-01-15T16:07:43Z")

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> [@madsircool](#):
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> Not to be confused ad a Trumpee, but Obama was a weak President. If hr was all you mentioned, a clown like Trump could never have been elected. Obama is a distant, unqualified (because of lack of experience) man. The world and the USA would have been a better place had Hillary won in 2008.

“Obama was so weak, he couldn’t stop us Republicans from ruining everything!”

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**Author:** ![Budget\_Player\_Cadet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/budget_player_cadet/32/205_2.png) [@Budget\_Player\_Cadet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Budget_Player_Cadet)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2017, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203/60 "2017-01-15T16:12:48Z")

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> [@Quartz](#):
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> Hmm… accidentally deleted some stuff. The Democrats in this thread like **Dale Sams** and **Budget Player Cadet** , and **Czarcasm** elsewhere, are demonstrating why it is they who are the threat to democracy, not the Republicans. Different people have different perspectives on different matters and come to different conclusions, and if you cannot respect that then you need to ask yourself if you truly believe in democracy or if you’re just a bigot.

In Germany, we actually ban parties, entire political parties, from taking part in democracy. Our democracy is _stronger_, not weaker for it. Tolerance of intolerance leads to tolerance _going away_; there is no paradox in defending a tolerant society from the intolerant.

Different people have different perspectives on different matters, and sometimes those perspectives are stupid, immoral, dangerous, harmful, or malicious. The perspective “I should vote for Donald Trump for president” belongs to at least two of those categories. Meanwhile, **Clothahump** is nothing more than a two-bit troll, and I still find it hard to believe that he hasn’t been banned when quite a few posters I quite liked, who very often made well-intentioned, intelligent posts (something this asshole has shown himself _completely_ incapable of), got hit with the banhammer.

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