# I'm gonna have to pit all you butt-hurt snowflakes **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 15, 2017, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203 "2017-01-15T03:22:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 47
**Author:** ![Lobohan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobohan/32/79_2.png) [@Lobohan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobohan)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2017, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203/921 "2017-02-02T15:02:22Z")
> [@Chimera](#): > > Well allegedly his conversation with the Australian PM included a lot of bragging about himself and then hanging up mid-tantrum when he didn’t get his way. > > Damn, this guy is an embarrassment. And all Clothy cares about is that Trump is upsetting liberals. ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2017, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203/922 "2017-02-02T15:24:07Z")
> [@Chimera](#): > > Well allegedly his conversation with the Australian PM included a lot of bragging about himself and then hanging up mid-tantrum when he didn’t get his way. > > Damn, this guy is an embarrassment. Could have been worse; it could have been some national leader who _doesn’t_ have a lifetime of experience dealing with dumb aggressive bad-tempered toxic creatures. ---
**Author:** ![doorhinge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a5b964/32.png) [@doorhinge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/doorhinge)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2017, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203/923 "2017-02-02T20:05:23Z")
> [@Chimera](#): > > Well allegedly his conversation with the Australian PM included a lot of bragging about himself and then hanging up mid-tantrum when he didn’t get his way. > > Damn, this guy is an embarrassment. (underline added) “Allegedly” his conversation…? Where did you get your alleged information? The CIA? A DHS whistleblower? A chatty Whitehouse staffer? Facebook? Chelsea Clinton? Bindy Irwin? ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2017, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203/924 "2017-02-02T20:21:29Z")
Oh, look, kids, its **doorhinge** , the fact checker! ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2017, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203/925 "2017-02-02T20:38:42Z")
> [@elucidator](#): > > Oh, look, kids, its **doorhinge** , the fact checker! Look out Woodward and Bernstein! There’s already Oscar talk over **doorhinge** ’s phenomenal play-acting performance in _Always the President’s Man_. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2017, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203/926 "2017-02-02T20:46:03Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#): > > Look out Woodward and Bernstein! There’s already Oscar talk over **doorhinge** ’s phenomenal play-acting performance in _Always the President’s Man_. Please, no fake news. _Always the President’s Bitch_ ---
**Author:** ![Damuri\_Ajashi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/898d66/32.png) [@Damuri\_Ajashi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Damuri_Ajashi)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2017, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203/927 "2017-02-02T22:48:31Z")
> [@Gyrate](#): > > You’re not being accused of “crying sheeple” because of your monomaniacal focus on liberal molehills to the exclusion of the conservative Himalayas behind you. No, you’re being accused of crying sheeple for your persistent characterization of disagreement with you as being due to your brave challenging of the when in fact it’s because you’re an angry asshole. What are these conservative Himalayas you are talking about? I can probably direct you to a post (written by me) condemning whatever conservative Himalaya you are talking about. But then noone comes along and challenges me the conservative stuff I criticize so it gets buried. Only the stuff critical of liberals gets much pushback and its not like the pushback is always reasoned and rational, it is frequently just insults and accusations of racism or something. Well, it looks repetitive because there is a lot of enforcement of liberal orthodoxy here, if you don’t see ANY, then you might need to adjust your prescription. I’m not the one that started calling names (I may have gotten there eventually with some posters) and “threatening” to ignore people, so why do you think I’m angry in this thread? ---
**Author:** ![BobLibDem](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boblibdem/32/3149_2.png) [@BobLibDem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobLibDem)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2017, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203/928 "2017-02-09T14:31:42Z")
It’s Republicans who are the snowflakes. They’re all white, they’re cold, and when you get enough of them you shut down the public schools. ---
**Author:** ![ticker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d07c76/32.png) [@ticker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ticker)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2017, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203/929 "2017-02-09T14:37:29Z")
Except snowflakes are beautiful and each one a unique individual. ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2017, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203/930 "2017-02-10T20:09:50Z")
See if they’re all that beautiful when you have to shovel 2 feet of them out of your driveway to get to work… ---
**Author:** ![jshore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b5e925/32.png) [@jshore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jshore)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2017, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203/931 "2017-02-10T21:17:59Z")
Well, since this thread is resurrected again, it seems like the most appropriate place to post this brilliant satire from The Onion about the Snowflake-in-Chief: [Secret Service Adds Emotional Protection Division To Safeguard Trump’s Psyche](http://www.theonion.com/article/secret-service-adds-emotional-protection-division--55263). ---
**Author:** ![doorhinge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a5b964/32.png) [@doorhinge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/doorhinge)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2017, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203/932 "2017-02-10T21:31:50Z")
> [@BobLibDem](#): > > It’s Republicans who are the snowflakes. They’re all white, they’re cold, and when you get enough of them you shut down the public schools. ALL SNOWFLAKES MATTER. Brown snowflakes, black snowflakes, white snowflakes, and even yellow snowflakes. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2017, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203/933 "2017-02-10T21:35:39Z")
> [@doorhinge](#): > > ALL SNOWFLAKES MATTER. > > Brown snowflakes, black snowflakes, white snowflakes, and even yellow snowflakes. And the orange ones vent on Twitter. ---
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2017, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203/934 "2017-02-10T21:41:39Z")
> [@jshore](#): > > Well, since this thread is resurrected again, it seems like the most appropriate place to post this brilliant satire from The Onion about the Snowflake-in-Chief: [Secret Service Adds Emotional Protection Division To Safeguard Trump’s Psyche](http://www.theonion.com/article/secret-service-adds-emotional-protection-division--55263). I hope they pay extra to the poor bastard that has to change his diapers. ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2017, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203/935 "2017-02-10T21:57:42Z")
[Trumpelthinskin is still butthurt](http://www.politico.com/story/2017/02/trump-voter-fraud-senators-meeting-234909) about the election: > [@](#): > > As soon as the door closed and the reporters allowed to observe for a few minutes had been ushered out, Trump began to talk about the election, participants said, triggered by the presence of former New Hampshire Sen. Kelly Ayotte, who lost her reelection bid in November and is now working for Trump as a Capitol Hill liaison, or “Sherpa,” on the Supreme Court nomination of Judge Neil Gorsuch. > > The president claimed that he and Ayotte both would have been victorious in the Granite State if not for the “thousands” of people who were “brought in on buses” from neighboring Massachusetts to “illegally” vote in New Hampshire. > > According to one participant who described the meeting, “an uncomfortable silence” momentarily overtook the room… ---
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2017, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203/936 "2017-02-11T03:18:14Z")
> [@Steve\_MB](#): > > [Trumpelthinskin is still butthurt](http://www.politico.com/story/2017/02/trump-voter-fraud-senators-meeting-234909) about the election: People just don’t get it I guess. He is a raging narcissist and a psychopath. He will never change, never learn, and never grow up. He will never let go of this. Ever. ---
**Author:** ![JKellyMap](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jkellymap/32/15880_2.png) [@JKellyMap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKellyMap)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2017, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203/937 "2017-02-11T12:36:54Z")
> [@SteveG1](#): > > People just don’t get it I guess. > > He is a raging narcissist and a psychopath. He will never change, never learn, and never grow up. He will never let go of this. Ever. Off topic – I just now realized that Steve MB and SteveG1 are different people! Anyway, I always enjoy both of your posts. Carry on. ---
**Author:** ![BobLibDem](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boblibdem/32/3149_2.png) [@BobLibDem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobLibDem)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2017, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203/938 "2017-02-11T13:51:13Z")
> [@doorhinge](#): > > ALL SNOWFLAKES MATTER. > > Brown snowflakes, black snowflakes, white snowflakes, and even yellow snowflakes. Tell you what, you can eat the yellow ones. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2017, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203/939 "2017-02-11T14:13:57Z")
> [@Steve\_MB](#): > > [Trumpelthinskin is still butthurt](http://www.politico.com/story/2017/02/trump-voter-fraud-senators-meeting-234909) about the election: Bumfuck New Hampshire activity center polling station, gymnasium Two dozen greyhound buses with Massachusetts license plates pull up Gymnasium suddenly fills up with Hispanics and Muslims, each wearing “I voted” stickers they forgot to remove Volunteer, 85 years old, holding printout with names marked off, sitting at card table “Name please?” “Pedro Kennedy.” “I don’t see that name here.” “Liar! You’re discriminating against us! Fascist vote denier!” “Oh dear, you’ve invoked the rule that makes me powerless as a policy enforcing white person. Here, have 12 ballots each.” ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2017, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203/940 "2017-02-11T15:26:34Z")
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