# I'm gonna have to pit all you butt-hurt snowflakes

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [January 15, 2017, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203 "2017-01-15T03:22:55Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2017, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203/81 "2017-01-15T18:18:19Z")

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> [@billfish678](#):
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> Dude…PART of the reason people went for Trump is EXACTLY that…
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> I went to shitty dinner B because shitty dinner A was even worse.
> 
> It’s not God damn quantum physics.

> [@Colibri](#):
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> **Clothahump** is mainly useful in showing just how clueless and idiotic you have to be to be a Trump supporter.

Ditto for **billfish**

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**Author:** ![UberArchetype](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/2bfe46/32.png) [@UberArchetype](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UberArchetype)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2017, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203/82 "2017-01-15T18:19:38Z")

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> [@scabpicker](#):
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> I’m supposed to “get over” my country being led by a fuckwit …

Either that, or just drain out with the rest of the putrid pus.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2017, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203/83 "2017-01-15T18:21:23Z")

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> [@UberArchetype](#):
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> …about anything except your miserable, fuck-assed self.
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> I thought it was more of a mental defect. :rolleyes: That’s what makes it so hard to let go.
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> Which party most closely emulates Mr. Burroughs’ message? My guess would be the ones now facing impending drainage of their comfortable little bureaucratic swamp.

Caring about the country is a mental defect? Wow.

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**Author:** ![Amateur\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/59ef9b/32.png) [@Amateur\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amateur_Barbarian)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2017, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203/84 "2017-01-15T18:33:28Z")

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I’ll save a pit slot and just tack on here that the OP suffers from the most ungainly user name on the whole board. It makes me envision an elephant trapped in a sleeping bag. Which, come to think of it, is exactly what the Repukelicans are…

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**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2017, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203/85 "2017-01-15T18:34:33Z")

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> [@Colibri](#):
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> Ditto for **billfish**

Enjoy the next four years…

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2017, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203/86 "2017-01-15T18:43:22Z")

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> [@billfish678](#):
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> Enjoy the next four years…

You realize that whatever shit happens, you’re in it with the rest of us.

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2017, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203/87 "2017-01-15T18:44:46Z")

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> [@billfish678](#):
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> Enjoy the next four years…

Or four months, according to some political analysts.

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**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2017, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203/88 "2017-01-15T18:53:20Z")

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> [@running\_coach](#):
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> You realize that whatever shit happens, you’re in it with the rest of us.

Well, at least I’ll be butt fucking something better than Hummingbirds when it goes down.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2017, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203/89 "2017-01-15T18:57:38Z")

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> [@billfish678](#):
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> Well, at least I’ll be butt fucking something better than Hummingbirds when it goes down.

Tell your second grade consultant to come up with something better.

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**Author:** ![The\_Tooth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c67d28/32.png) [@The\_Tooth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tooth)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2017, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203/90 "2017-01-15T18:58:26Z")

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> [@billfish678](#):
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> Well, at least I’ll be butt fucking something better than Hummingbirds when it goes down.

Borrowed a cardboard tube, did you?

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**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2017, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203/91 "2017-01-15T19:00:22Z")

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The UPS store had a “if it fits it ships” tube…I went for the “medium” one…

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**Author:** ![purplehearingaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7bcc69/32.png) [@purplehearingaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purplehearingaid)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2017, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203/92 "2017-01-15T19:07:48Z")

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You should tell your butthead Trump to fucking act his age and stop whining! He been insulting people nonstop and going after John Lewis who is an icon civil rights leader that risk his life for Black people is an outrage ! If Trump can’t deal being criticizes he should NEVER had ran for president ! This come with the territory!  
I am far from being hurt ,I am disgusted and embarrassed about having an orange  
face sexist racist pig moving into the White House! The only that is hurt is you and Trump !

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2017, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203/93 "2017-01-15T19:11:14Z")

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Is there a specific term describing an attitude whereby it doesn’t matter if something hurts me or people I like as long as it hurts someone I dislike more? “Spite” and “sadomasochism” seem close, but there’s probably some 25-letter German word that captures the Trumpist mindset perfectly.

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**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2017, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203/94 "2017-01-15T19:16:23Z")

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Fuckyouallspreekendeduouchebaggia?

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**Author:** ![octopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/octopus/32/3716_2.png) [@octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/octopus)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2017, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203/95 "2017-01-15T19:18:10Z")

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> [@purplehearingaid](#):
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> You should tell your butthead Trump to fucking act his age and stop whining! He been insulting people nonstop and going after John Lewis who is an icon civil rights leader that risk his life for Black people is an outrage ! If Trump can’t deal being criticizes he should NEVER had ran for president ! This come with the territory!  
> I am far from being hurt ,I am disgusted and embarrassed about having an orange  
> face sexist racist pig moving into the White House! The only that is hurt is you and Trump !

Why do you hate orange people?

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**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2017, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203/96 "2017-01-15T19:20:44Z")

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> [@Clothahump](#):
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> Okay, people. You’ve had your tantrums repeatedly since the election. We grown-ups thought they were amusing at first, but now they are just annoying. It’s now time for you to face up to real life.
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> Donald Trump is going to be sworn in on Friday as the President. Take a look [at this](http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d97/Clothahump/15401153_1007921692646526_8764059935336559599_n1_zpsr7i5a1et.jpg) and read it carefully. Then grow up and deal with it,

Get over it. Really, get over it and STFU.

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**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2017, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203/97 "2017-01-15T19:21:54Z")

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> [@Colibri](#):
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> Snowflake, you spent eight fucking years being butt-hurt and throwing tantrums about Obama. Grow up yourself, shit-for-brains.

And this. So again, Get. The. Fuck. Over. It.

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**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2017, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203/98 "2017-01-15T19:24:05Z")

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> [@running\_coach](#):
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> [Aww, who’s the butt-hurt snowflake?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=368912)
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> No comment needed.

Oh yeah, fuck W Bush too. he was a fucking disaster.

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**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2017, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203/99 "2017-01-15T19:25:35Z")

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> [@iiandyiiii](#):
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> It’s okay **Clothahump** , we love you and care for you.

Please speak for yourself.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2017, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203/100 "2017-01-15T19:31:04Z")

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> [@octopus](#):
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> Why do you hate orange people?

Because purple people are better.

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