# I'm gonna have to pit all you butt-hurt snowflakes

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [January 15, 2017, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203 "2017-01-15T03:22:55Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![MindsEye\_Watering](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindseye_watering/32/3619_2.png) [@MindsEye\_Watering](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MindsEye_Watering)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2017, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203/141 "2017-01-16T00:42:29Z")

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> [@billfish678](#):
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> that ain’t no fucking free speech…

Wow. You must be a Trump fan.

Freedom of Speech: “The right to speak without censorship or restraint\*\* by the government.\*\* Freedom of speech is protected by the First Amendment to the Constitution.”

> **[Dictionary.com | Meanings & Definitions of English Words](https://www.dictionary.com/browse/freedom-of-speech)**
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> The world's leading online dictionary: English definitions, synonyms, word origins, example sentences, word games, and more. A trusted authority for 25+ years!

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**Author:** ![purplehearingaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7bcc69/32.png) [@purplehearingaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purplehearingaid)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2017, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203/142 "2017-01-16T00:44:53Z")

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> [@Little\_Nemo](#):
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> It’s like being told your test results came back positive and you have cancer. And then being told to stop whining and get over it.
> 
> This isn’t about getting over the fact that Trump won the election. That’s over. What we’re experiencing now is the dread that he’s going to be President for the next four years.

OMG ! That is so true, I am really worried about how much damage Trump will do in the next 4 years ! This is a fucking nightmare !

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**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2017, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203/143 "2017-01-16T00:44:59Z")

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> [@scabpicker](#):
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> Wow, you really are stupid if you think people are reading these messages in real time.

Okay…

let us take a poll…and I’ll assume (we know where that gets you) posters will be honest.

EVERY poster/reader here…reading my posts AT that time…did they GET the reference then and there?

If not fine…though I’d like to see the stats…but you guys are not the hippest cats you fucking think you are…

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2017, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203/144 "2017-01-16T00:45:47Z")

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> [@Rigamarole](#):
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> I don’t have the same faith you do. The Dems are notorious for picking some pretty awful, unlikable candidates. Remember Gore and Kerry? And they _almost_ ran Hillary over Obama in '08. Imagine the disaster that would have been. They got really lucky that Obama had such a force of personality to win the people over. Bernie was almost there, but just not quite. I have zero hope they will pick anyone good/electable for '20/'24.

I’d like to think there’s one party that gives some consideration to how qualified a candidate is to be President rather than just focusing on how charismatic they’ll be as a candidate.

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**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2017, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203/145 "2017-01-16T00:48:40Z")

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> [@Little\_Nemo](#):
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> I’d like to think there’s one party that gives some consideration to how qualified a candidate is to be President rather than just focusing on how charismatic they’ll be as a candidate.

How’s that working for ya?

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2017, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203/146 "2017-01-16T00:53:58Z")

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> [@billfish678](#):
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> Okay…
> 
> let us take a poll…and I’ll assume (we know where that gets you) posters will be honest.
> 
> EVERY poster/reader here…reading my posts AT that time…did they GET the reference then and there?
> 
> If not fine…though I’d like to see the stats…but you guys are not the hippest cats you fucking think you are…

I don’t care if you have a star or not, you missed the point of the story.

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**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2017, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203/147 "2017-01-16T00:57:21Z")

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> [@running\_coach](#):
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> I don’t care if you have a star or not, you missed the point of the story.

No, the story WAS the point…of course you are too fucking stupid to actually see that.

Like I said…make an informal poll here…

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**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2017, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203/148 "2017-01-16T01:07:13Z")

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> [@orcenio](#):
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> Wow, that profile is filled with [pro-trump](http://s33.photobucket.com/user/Clothahump/media/15085597_10157867510435515_3488828352933145427_n1_zpsxktoiju4.png.html?sort=3&o=5), [bragging/trolling memes](http://s33.photobucket.com/user/Clothahump/media/Political/ButtHurtSalve_zpssqrv9hx2.jpg.html?sort=3&o=0). And it looks like **Clothahump** has been seriously [butt-hurting for 4 long years](http://s33.photobucket.com/user/Clothahump/media/Political/IMourn.jpg.html?sort=3&o=12).

Is there a memorial page for his hairline?

ETA: The ButtHurt Salve picture says “apply liberally.”

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**Author:** ![Dale\_Sams](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/779978/32.png) [@Dale\_Sams](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dale_Sams)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2017, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203/149 "2017-01-16T01:08:30Z")

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> [@billfish678](#):
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> No, the story WAS the point…of course you are too fucking stupid to actually see that.
> 
> Like I said…make an informal poll here…

Speaking of points…me and my arrow will be going now.

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**Author:** ![octopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/octopus/32/3716_2.png) [@octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/octopus)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2017, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203/150 "2017-01-16T01:13:08Z")

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> [@MindsEye\_Watering](#):
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> Wow. You must be a Trump fan.
> 
> Freedom of Speech: “The right to speak without censorship or restraint\*\* by the government.\*\* Freedom of speech is protected by the First Amendment to the Constitution.”  
> [FREEDOM OF SPEECH Definition & Meaning | Dictionary.com](http://www.dictionary.com/browse/freedom-of-speech)

Not surprisingly you choose to miss the point. You really want a society where the most violent mob decides what can be said, who can vote, who can worship what? Do you even think?

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**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2017, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203/151 "2017-01-16T01:13:22Z")

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> [@Dale\_Sams](#):
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> Speaking of points…me and my arrow will be going now.

Well mine too as well…I’m old and it is late and die a beetus and shit…

But yeah…I wanna see a poll…list the posters here…and who got it…

Given this is the Dope…I’ll only assume 20 percent of the libs here are lying POS that will even lie under internet oath…

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**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2017, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203/152 "2017-01-16T01:26:54Z")

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> [@octopus](#):
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> Not surprisingly you choose to miss the point. You really want a society where the most violent mob decides what can be said, who can vote, who can worship what? Do you even think?

“Hey, I don’t think this school should give you a public venue to say that stuff” is hardly “the most violent mob” deciding what can or cannot be said. Do you really want a society in which people can’t protest the speech of others?

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**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2017, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203/153 "2017-01-16T01:28:02Z")

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> [@billfish678](#):
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> Bingo.
> 
> The right to “free speech”…whether it be some legalistic crap applying to government actions…or a mob mentallity that decides any speech other than what the mob approves of…lest you get fired, labeled a social leper…and your life ruined…
> 
> that ain’t no fucking free speech…

So you’re saying people shouldn’t be free to protest the speech of others? If not, then what the hell are you saying? I have the right to say “it’s wrong that you’re saying that”. I have the right to do that with a bunch of people together. That’s free speech.

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2017, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203/154 "2017-01-16T01:32:47Z")

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> [@billfish678](#):
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> The ones with the star on their belly or the ones without?
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> And I bet most of you non classically educated jackasses don’t get that without running to web first.

For the record, I recognized this as the Lorax then promptly disregarded it. I couldn’t remember what you were carping about in your subsequent posts because its importance is so inconsequential. It’s a children’s story, not Plato.

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2017, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203/155 "2017-01-16T01:35:36Z")

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> [@billfish678](#):
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> Dude…PART of the reason people went for Trump is EXACTLY that…
> 
> I went to shitty dinner B because shitty dinner A was even worse.
> 
> It’s not God damn quantum physics.

But (assuming that “shitty dinner B” is a proxy for Trump and “shitty dinner A” is a proxy for Clinton), the proposition is so patently, inarguably opposite to reality that treating it as factual can only plausibly be explained by drooling stupidity or active hatred of the United States.

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**Author:** ![MindsEye\_Watering](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindseye_watering/32/3619_2.png) [@MindsEye\_Watering](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MindsEye_Watering)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2017, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203/156 "2017-01-16T01:36:38Z")

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> [@octopus](#):
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> Do you even think?

Yes, I do, unlike profoundly stupid Trump fans. People like you, for instance.

The right of “Freedom of Speech” applies to **our government** , dummy.

DO try to keep up.

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**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2017, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203/157 "2017-01-16T01:37:40Z")

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> [@iiandyiiii](#):
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> So you’re saying people shouldn’t be free to protest the speech of others? If not, then what the hell are you saying? I have the right to say “it’s wrong that you’re saying that”. I have the right to do that with a bunch of people together. That’s free speech.

No…but you don’t fucking get it apparently…

Would you say any black man is “free” to pull up to the lunch counter at local dinner but after he does he’ll get the shit beat out him? And that he is free?

Gawd you libtards…calling it night now.

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**Author:** ![MindsEye\_Watering](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindseye_watering/32/3619_2.png) [@MindsEye\_Watering](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MindsEye_Watering)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2017, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203/158 "2017-01-16T01:39:00Z")

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> [@Knowed\_Out](#):
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> It’s a children’s story, not Plato.

Trump fans can’t handle anything more advanced than children’s stories.

They can’t read without moving their lips, you see.

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**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2017, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203/159 "2017-01-16T01:40:16Z")

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> [@MindsEye\_Watering](#):
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> Trump fans can’t handle anything more advanced than children’s stories.
> 
> They can’t read without moving their lips, you see.

And yet THEY won…gawd that must suck ass…

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**Author:** ![MindsEye\_Watering](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindseye_watering/32/3619_2.png) [@MindsEye\_Watering](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MindsEye_Watering)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2017, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-have-to-pit-all-you-butt-hurt-snowflakes/777203/160 "2017-01-16T01:42:02Z")

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> [@billfish678](#):
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> And yet THEY won…gawd that must suck ass…

THEY didn’t win anything. Nothing at all. In fact, you dummies LOST, but you haven’t figured that out yet.

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