# I'm Gonna Start Staying At A Hotel Twice A Month **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 26, 2012, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-start-staying-at-a-hotel-twice-a-month/616847 "2012-03-26T14:49:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Yakuza](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/bbce88/32.png) [@Yakuza](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yakuza)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2012, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-start-staying-at-a-hotel-twice-a-month/616847/41 "2012-03-27T15:26:38Z")
> [@Senegoid](#): > > This is Mr. **Yakuza** ’s fourth thread. > > What I’m seeing in this OP is that **Yakuza** got a taste of spending an actual night indoors, with an actual bed 2 get a good night’s sleep (or whatever) on, and realized what he’s been missing. Now he aspires 2 live like this **2** nights a month! > > He could get used 2 this. Maybe he’ll gradually work his way up 2 weekly or more often. With a regular place 2 take a shower, he could even begin hoping 2 start attracting some free girls! I gotta admit it was fun staying at a indoors place other than a wi-fi spot or a storage. Maybe if I budget right, I can get a hotel room for a week once every 3 months. I still won’t be able 2 get a free girl but I’ll still have my escort 2 make me feel good ---
**Author:** ![Yakuza](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/bbce88/32.png) [@Yakuza](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yakuza)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2012, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-start-staying-at-a-hotel-twice-a-month/616847/42 "2012-03-27T15:33:06Z")
> [@TokyoPlayer](#): > > No, he’s the only sane one. There rest of us are the crazy ones. Imagine actually wanting to have a place to come home to. But having a place 2 come home to is what will make me insane. If I got an apartment, I wouldn’t be able 2 get a girl or have fun because my bills would eat up too much of my money. My mind wouldn’t be able 2 function right without a girl or fun ---
**Author:** ![Meyer6](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cc9497/32.png) [@Meyer6](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meyer6)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2012, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-start-staying-at-a-hotel-twice-a-month/616847/43 "2012-03-27T15:38:06Z")
> [@Yakuza](#): > > But having a place 2 come home to is what will make me insane. If I got an apartment, I wouldn’t be able 2 get a girl or have fun because my bills would eat up too much of my money. My mind wouldn’t be able 2 function right without a girl or fun Have you given any consideration to the idea that the reason you can’t get a ‘free girl’ is because no girl in her right mind would go home with a guy who lived in a storage locker? If you got an apartment you might solve both your ‘where to sleep’ and ‘how to pay the escort’ problems. ---
**Author:** ![Yakuza](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/bbce88/32.png) [@Yakuza](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yakuza)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2012, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-start-staying-at-a-hotel-twice-a-month/616847/44 "2012-03-27T15:49:05Z")
> [@Meyer6](#): > > Have you given any consideration to the idea that the reason you can’t get a ‘free girl’ is because no girl in her right mind would go home with a guy who lived in a storage locker? > > If you got an apartment you might solve both your ‘where to sleep’ and ‘how to pay the escort’ problems. A free girl is not gonna want me anyway. If I had an apartment, too much of my money would be gone because of bills and I won’t have enough money 2 financially impress a free girl. So it makes since 2 just not have a regular place 2 stay so I can save my money for a escort because a escort is the only kind of woman I can get ---
**Author:** ![FordTaurusSHO94](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f07891/32.png) [@FordTaurusSHO94](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FordTaurusSHO94)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2012, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-start-staying-at-a-hotel-twice-a-month/616847/45 "2012-03-27T15:54:40Z")
You don’t have to have money to impress them. If you’re in LR, go to the Electric Cowboy or Discovery. Something will come home with you. ---
**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2012, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-start-staying-at-a-hotel-twice-a-month/616847/46 "2012-03-27T16:05:28Z")
> [@Yakuza](#): > > My mind wouldn’t be able 2 function right without a girl or fun My imagination fails me. ---
**Author:** ![PapSett](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@PapSett](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PapSett)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2012, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-start-staying-at-a-hotel-twice-a-month/616847/47 "2012-03-27T16:24:43Z")
I still want to know how old you are… you ignored me in the ‘wilderness’ thread. Or, to translate into a sentance you might understand: I still want 2 kno how old U R…U ignored me N the ‘wilderness’ thread. ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2012, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-start-staying-at-a-hotel-twice-a-month/616847/48 "2012-03-27T16:49:22Z")
> [@FordTaurusSHO94](#): > > You don’t have to have money to impress them. If you’re in LR, go to the Electric Cowboy or Discovery. Something will come home with you. Crabs don’t count. Besides I don’t think he can afford any pets at this juncture in his life path. ---
**Author:** ![Yakuza](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/bbce88/32.png) [@Yakuza](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yakuza)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2012, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-start-staying-at-a-hotel-twice-a-month/616847/49 "2012-03-27T16:53:17Z")
> [@FordTaurusSHO94](#): > > You don’t have to have money to impress them. If you’re in LR, go to the Electric Cowboy or Discovery. Something will come home with you. That something that comes home with me has 2 look good ---
**Author:** ![PapSett](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@PapSett](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PapSett)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2012, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-start-staying-at-a-hotel-twice-a-month/616847/50 "2012-03-27T17:24:19Z")
Y R U still ignoring me? ---
**Author:** ![Yakuza](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/bbce88/32.png) [@Yakuza](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yakuza)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2012, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-start-staying-at-a-hotel-twice-a-month/616847/51 "2012-03-27T17:42:03Z")
> [@PapSett](#): > > Y R U still ignoring me? Oh my bad, I’m 27 ---
**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2012, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-start-staying-at-a-hotel-twice-a-month/616847/52 "2012-03-27T17:46:41Z")
> [@Yakuza](#): > > If I had an apartment, too much of my money would be gone because of bills and I won’t have enough money 2 financially impress a free girl. So it makes since 2 just not have a regular place 2 stay so I can save my money for a escort… :eek: (and it’s “sense” and “an escort”) ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2012, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-start-staying-at-a-hotel-twice-a-month/616847/53 "2012-03-27T18:21:19Z")
> [@xanthous](#): > > [Yes](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=644543) [indeed.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=645826) You forgot his other thread, [Illuminati Alert](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=645820) where he explains economics and politics and outlines his long-term life goals. ---
**Author:** ![FordTaurusSHO94](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f07891/32.png) [@FordTaurusSHO94](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FordTaurusSHO94)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2012, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-start-staying-at-a-hotel-twice-a-month/616847/54 "2012-03-27T20:37:03Z")
> [@Yakuza](#): > > That something that comes home with me has 2 look good Up your game then. I’ve never approached someone by telling them how much money I make, what I drive, where I live, or anything like that. I don’t even buy anyone drinks. If I can pull it off, anyone can. ---
**Author:** ![ArrMatey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/arrmatey/32/3522_2.png) [@ArrMatey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ArrMatey)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2012, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-start-staying-at-a-hotel-twice-a-month/616847/55 "2012-03-27T20:38:55Z")
> [@FordTaurusSHO94](#): > > Up your game then. I’ve never approached someone by telling them how much money I make, what I drive, where I live, or anything like that. I don’t even buy anyone drinks. If I can pull it off, anyone can. Amused as I am by this thread, I’m more amused by this statement coinciding with your user name. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Zsofia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/7bcc69/32.png) [@Zsofia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zsofia)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2012, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-start-staying-at-a-hotel-twice-a-month/616847/56 "2012-03-27T20:42:09Z")
There’s always the light switch. (Hint: you’re looking for the side that says “off”.) ---
**Author:** ![xanthous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/53a042/32.png) [@xanthous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xanthous)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2012, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-start-staying-at-a-hotel-twice-a-month/616847/57 "2012-03-27T21:17:55Z")
> [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > You forgot his other thread, [Illuminati Alert](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=645820) where he explains economics and politics and outlines his long-term life goals. Dude. That shit is _gold._ ---
**Author:** ![Meyer6](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cc9497/32.png) [@Meyer6](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meyer6)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2012, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-start-staying-at-a-hotel-twice-a-month/616847/58 "2012-03-27T22:29:15Z")
> [@Yakuza](#): > > A free girl is not gonna want me anyway. If I had an apartment, too much of my money would be gone because of bills and I won’t have enough money 2 financially impress a free girl. So it makes since 2 just not have a regular place 2 stay so I can save my money for a escort because a escort is the only kind of woman I can get > [@Yakuza](#): > > That something that comes home with me has 2 look good So you complain that a ‘free girl’ won’t want you, which is terrible because they’re just judging you for your poor job and your lack of money (and totally not because you live in a storage locker). Yet you wouldn’t date any girl who isn’t good looking enough for you? Maybe your standards are just too high. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2012, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-start-staying-at-a-hotel-twice-a-month/616847/59 "2012-03-27T22:59:12Z")
> [@Meyer6](#): > > So you complain that a ‘free girl’ won’t want you, which is terrible because they’re just judging you for your poor job and your lack of money (and totally not because you live in a storage locker). Yet you wouldn’t date any girl who isn’t good looking enough for you? Maybe your standards are just too high. His career path doesn’t include a promotion for 12 years, and he currently lives life as a bum. I don’t think high standards are really his problem. I think lack of confidence may be, but not high standards. ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2012, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-start-staying-at-a-hotel-twice-a-month/616847/60 "2012-03-27T23:06:34Z")
I wanna see what this guy looks like. I can’t help myself. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-start-staying-at-a-hotel-twice-a-month/616847.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-gonna-start-staying-at-a-hotel-twice-a-month/616847.md?page=4)