# I'm having a baby!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-having-a-baby/402628>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 3, 2007, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-having-a-baby/402628 "2007-05-03T16:19:23Z")\
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**Author:** ![Taters](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/taters/32/2845_2.png) [@Taters](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taters)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2007, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-having-a-baby/402628/41 "2007-05-05T15:32:44Z")

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Congrats again my dear.

Soon you will discussing the merits and color of your baby’s poo. Was it green or brownish? Hard, soft, or in between? You will do all this without batting an eye and think it’s perfectly normal and acceptable conversation.

Hee!

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