# Im having boy trouble someone help! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 28, 2013, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-having-boy-trouble-someone-help/664758 "2013-07-28T22:31:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Enter\_the\_Flagon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Enter\_the\_Flagon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enter_the_Flagon)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2013, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-having-boy-trouble-someone-help/664758/21 "2013-07-29T04:26:19Z")
> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#): > > No, the country boy problem is that he never cleans the mud and shit off his boots before he comes into the house. How is anyone supposed to live with someone messing up your carpets every damned day? A real country boy doesn’t require any highfalutin carpeted floors, in any case. Dirt floors were good enough for Jim Nabors, were they not? ---
**Author:** ![Princhester](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Princhester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Princhester)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2013, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-having-boy-trouble-someone-help/664758/22 "2013-07-29T05:21:04Z")
Sneak into his house and play one of his songs backwards. ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2013, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-having-boy-trouble-someone-help/664758/23 "2013-07-29T06:24:22Z")
You just have to give him some space until he decides his hell-raisin’ days is over, and what he needs is the love of a good woman. Learn how to make his momma’s peach cobbler recipe (the secret ingredient is lard), realize you’ll always come second to his pickup, and, the good Lord willin’, everything will work out. ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2013, 9:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-having-boy-trouble-someone-help/664758/24 "2013-07-29T09:23:31Z")
> [@Enter\_the\_Flagon](#): > > Nah, John Denver can never really die. He’s like Frosty the Snowman that way. > > Well actually, that’s just one of the many ways that he’s like Frosty the Snowman, but there’s no need to go into the others, right now. [HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!](http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=john+denver+christmas+muppet&FORM=HDRSC2#view=detail&id=3E591C91AAB286B7344B840F623FCB8BA83852B2&selectedIndex=2) ---
**Author:** ![bengangmo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/50afbb/32.png) [@bengangmo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bengangmo)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2013, 9:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-having-boy-trouble-someone-help/664758/25 "2013-07-29T09:42:35Z")
> [@ptr2void](#): > > What? Ewe pregnant? Who said he was Australian? ---
**Author:** ![Pitchmeister](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pitchmeister/32/3459_2.png) [@Pitchmeister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pitchmeister)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2013, 9:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-having-boy-trouble-someone-help/664758/26 "2013-07-29T09:53:52Z")
I for one am thankful for this new member of our SDMB family. Welcome, **forevercountry**! You have already given us so much! ---
**Author:** ![AaronX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/7bcc69/32.png) [@AaronX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AaronX)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2013, 11:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-having-boy-trouble-someone-help/664758/27 "2013-07-29T11:03:42Z")
Taylor Swift? Is that you? ---
**Author:** ![DrFidelius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drfidelius/32/3447_2.png) [@DrFidelius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrFidelius)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2013, 11:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-having-boy-trouble-someone-help/664758/28 "2013-07-29T11:41:30Z")
> [@drewtwo99](#): > > I disagree. I think the country boy problem is that the OP’s Dad doesn’t like the brand of tractor the country boy uses farming, but he refuses to change even for the sake of the relationship. > > Should she ignore her father’s wishes and keep dating the boy who uses a sub-par brand tractor? Or should she dump the boy for a man who drives a real tractor? Now that is absolutely ridiculous. All country boys (and dads) know that \*tractors \*should be red, \*crops \*should be green. ---
**Author:** ![si\_blakely](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d9b06d/32.png) [@si\_blakely](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/si_blakely)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2013, 11:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-having-boy-trouble-someone-help/664758/29 "2013-07-29T11:44:57Z")
Mayhap the country boy is thinking on _country matters_ That’s a fair thought to lie … 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ea5d25/32.png) [@Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Scrappy_Hero_Pup)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2013, 11:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-having-boy-trouble-someone-help/664758/30 "2013-07-29T11:48:41Z")
> [@forevercountry](#): > > Im having some serious country boy trouble:eek: and i need help …are you hot? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2013, 12:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-having-boy-trouble-someone-help/664758/31 "2013-07-29T12:03:38Z")
If this trouble has something to do with chewing tobacco, as few details as possible would be appreciated. ---
**Author:** ![limegreen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/82dd89/32.png) [@limegreen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/limegreen)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2013, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-having-boy-trouble-someone-help/664758/32 "2013-07-29T13:09:05Z")
Okay, **DrFidelius** , now you’ve riled up my redneckedness. Tractors are green, son, in this part of the country. John Deer Green. And I speak from personal experience that getting out sheep shit that was tracked into the carpet is a hard job. Stinks, too. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2013, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-having-boy-trouble-someone-help/664758/33 "2013-07-29T13:49:22Z")
She should ditch Country Boy and get a Rock and Roll Boy. ---
**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2013, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-having-boy-trouble-someone-help/664758/34 "2013-07-29T13:56:34Z")
Did he show up in boots and ruin your black-tie affair? ---
**Author:** ![johnpost](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f17d59/32.png) [@johnpost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/johnpost)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2013, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-having-boy-trouble-someone-help/664758/35 "2013-07-29T15:10:25Z")
beer is the answer. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2013, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-having-boy-trouble-someone-help/664758/36 "2013-07-29T15:36:34Z")
> [@limegreen](#): > > Okay, **DrFidelius** , now you’ve riled up my redneckedness. Tractors are green, son, in this part of the country. John Deer Green. > \ I was going to mention that, too - tractors are supposed to be John Deere Green. > [@Bricker](#): > > Did he show up in boots and ruin your black-tie affair? Maybe he showed up in a [Redneck Tuxedo.](http://muchadoaboutnuptials.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/canadian-tuxedo.jpg) 😃 ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2013, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-having-boy-trouble-someone-help/664758/37 "2013-07-29T15:41:57Z")
> [@](#): > > ‘Cause I’m a country boy, I got a four-wheel drive > Climb in my bed and I’ll take you for a ride > Up city streets, down country roads > I can get you where you need to go > ‘Cause I’m a country boy > [@](#): > > I live back in the woods, you see > A woman and the kids, and the dogs and me > I got a shotgun rifle and a 4-wheel drive > And a country boy can survive > Country folks can survive So, the ultimlate question is - does he have a 4-wheel drive? ---
**Author:** ![Gagundathar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a183cd/32.png) [@Gagundathar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gagundathar)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2013, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-having-boy-trouble-someone-help/664758/38 "2013-07-29T15:45:01Z")
I think y’all scared her off. ---
**Author:** ![Maserschmidt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maserschmidt/32/18829_2.png) [@Maserschmidt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maserschmidt)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2013, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-having-boy-trouble-someone-help/664758/39 "2013-07-29T16:08:19Z")
> [@si\_blakely](#): > > Mayhap the country boy is thinking on _country matters_ > > That’s a fair thought to lie … > > 😉 So you’re saying he’s from some really small town…or village…or something? ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Panda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ee7513/32.png) [@Darth\_Panda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Panda)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2013, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-having-boy-trouble-someone-help/664758/40 "2013-07-29T16:18:42Z")
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