# Im having boy trouble someone help!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-having-boy-trouble-someone-help/664758>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 28, 2013, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-having-boy-trouble-someone-help/664758 "2013-07-28T22:31:11Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 10\
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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2013, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-having-boy-trouble-someone-help/664758/61 "2013-07-29T19:53:29Z")

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> [@](#):
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> But this rodeo was really homey(\<- dont know if homey is a word)

note: Homey: word.

2g2, i, 2, arent, backen, 4, blablabla, wen, kindve, cuz, 1, Alright, u, b/c, pusihing, embarresed, hav, shoudve, wat, y, chruches, outbut, shouldnt, thistime, b, ur, im, idk, iwas, nvr, b?c, heres, didnt, whos, buddie, gf, hes: not words.

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2013, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-having-boy-trouble-someone-help/664758/62 "2013-07-29T19:57:11Z")

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> [@Johnny\_L.A](#):
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> How about the spelling and punctuation and syntax?
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> Frankly, I couldn’t get through your post. Something about your being 12, and there was a guy in a wheelchair. I have no idea what the issue is.

She’s attracted to somebody who might or might not be interested, and might or might not already have a girlfriend, and, if he had a girlfriend, he might or might not have dumped her in favor of our new poster. And, she’s not going to see him this week to try to straighten this all out like she thought she’d be able to.

I should really get a job writing compression algorithms.

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**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2013, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-having-boy-trouble-someone-help/664758/63 "2013-07-29T19:57:29Z")

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> [@forevercountry](#):
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> chruches

I like this word.

You should go to the rodeo the next time you can and just tell him you missed one time because of whatever but it wasn’t your fault.

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**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2013, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-having-boy-trouble-someone-help/664758/64 "2013-07-29T19:59:01Z")

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> [@Ethilrist](#):
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> She’s attracted to somebody who might or might not be interested, and might or might not already have a girlfriend, and, if he had a girlfriend, he might or might not have dumped her in favor of our new poster. And, she’s not going to see him this week to try to straighten this all out like she thought she’d be able to.
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> I should really get a job writing compression algorithms.

or spam filters… that was impressive.

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**Author:** ![Enola\_Gay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/3ab097/32.png) [@Enola\_Gay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Gay)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2013, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-having-boy-trouble-someone-help/664758/65 "2013-07-29T20:03:06Z")

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There has yet to be a thread about wheelchairs that I haven’t loved :).

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**Author:** ![PastTense](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pasttense/32/14550_2.png) [@PastTense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PastTense)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2013, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-having-boy-trouble-someone-help/664758/66 "2013-07-29T20:09:14Z")

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Didn’t anyone else try a Google search to find the problem? One result I came up with was:  
8 Reasons to Date a Country Boy

> **[8 Reasons to Fall in Love with a Country Guy](https://en.amerikanki.com/reasons-date-country-boy/)**
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> Nowadays women tend to underrate country guys. Most of them are trying to find a wealthy man and they don't even think of dating a country man. Studies show that country guys make perfect boyfriends and husbands. They are not as brave and rich as...

I particularly noticed:  
3. "He will treat you like a princess

Country boys often see girls as fragile beings who like to be treated with love and respect. And that’s why your country guy will always treat you very delicately and cater to all your needs."

Do you think the OP got embarrassed by this?

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**Author:** ![UncleRojelio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unclerojelio/32/3160_2.png) [@UncleRojelio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleRojelio)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2013, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-having-boy-trouble-someone-help/664758/67 "2013-07-29T20:18:41Z")

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> [@forevercountry](#):
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> also dont remark on my bad grammar i was in a hurry

You are definitely in the wrong place then.

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**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2013, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-having-boy-trouble-someone-help/664758/68 "2013-07-29T20:25:05Z")

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He did what with the who, now?

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**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2013, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-having-boy-trouble-someone-help/664758/69 "2013-07-29T20:25:39Z")

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All the country boys I ever knew liked to sow their oats in every furrow.

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**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2013, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-having-boy-trouble-someone-help/664758/70 "2013-07-29T20:34:03Z")

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Since Miss **forevercountry** reveals herself to be 12 and the minimum age for participating is 13, I’m suspending her for a year, and closing this thread.

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