# I'm heading over to the Infinite DVD shop. Anybody want anything?

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [September 5, 2010, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-heading-over-to-the-infinite-dvd-shop-anybody-want-anything/552710 "2010-09-05T21:06:06Z")\
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**Author:** ![Face\_Intentionally\_Left\_Blank](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/face_intentionally_left_blank/32/288_2.png) [@Face\_Intentionally\_Left\_Blank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Face_Intentionally_Left_Blank)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2010, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-heading-over-to-the-infinite-dvd-shop-anybody-want-anything/552710/81 "2010-09-07T15:31:05Z")

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> [@needscoffee](#):
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> Better Off Ted

The first five seasons, please. The sixth and final season kinda phoned it in, but the 1-hour series finale when the battle-beast clones got loose and the gang had to take up Phil and Lem’s forgotten weapon prototypes to contain them - that was awesome.

Ted: “Who makes a gun that shoots marshmallow goo? Really!”  
Phil: “I thought it might be good for crowd control. . .and besides, as a child, I LOVED _Bugsy Malone_”.

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**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2010, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-heading-over-to-the-infinite-dvd-shop-anybody-want-anything/552710/82 "2010-09-07T15:36:56Z")

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> [@silenus](#):
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> Could you bring me back a video of the _Firefly_ cast party after Season 5? You know, the one everybody **swears** never happened. The one that caused Jewel and Summer to blush furiously every time they had a scene together for the next 6 months. The party that gave rise to all of those rumors about Nathan and Adam. That one?

I don’t care about Nathan, Adam, or Summer, but I will not participate in anything that causes distress to Jewel. I’m surprised and dismayed that you’d even ask.

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**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2010, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-heading-over-to-the-infinite-dvd-shop-anybody-want-anything/552710/83 "2010-09-07T15:45:35Z")

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> [@The New and Improved Superman](#):
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> And Peter Jackson’s two-film version of **the Hobbit** would be nice.

You seriously expect me, of all people, to actually touch that? With my BARE HANDS?

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**Author:** ![Trion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ccd318/32.png) [@Trion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trion)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2010, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-heading-over-to-the-infinite-dvd-shop-anybody-want-anything/552710/84 "2010-09-07T15:56:46Z")

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> [@Snowboarder\_Bo](#):
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> Yes, please.
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> I’ve been needing a copy of the original edit of _Twice Upon A Time_ for nearly 30 years now. If they have a copy, would you please pick it up for me?
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> Thanks.
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> You fuckin’ rock!

The adult version with all the swearing? I’ll take one of those too. My (homemade) VHS tape is messed up.

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**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2010, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-heading-over-to-the-infinite-dvd-shop-anybody-want-anything/552710/85 "2010-09-07T15:57:37Z")

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> [@Munch](#):
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> The one thing that I’ve had on my Amazon Wish List is that epic 12-movie series of Stephen King’s “Dark Tower” starring a pre-Man With No Name Clint Eastwood as Roland Deschain, Bud Cort as Jake, Gina Torres as Susannah and Christian Bale as Eddie. Please make sure it’s the Extended Edition that completely rewrites all that “Song of Susanna” nonsense.

I made a mistake here. I think there’s a version that replaced Bud Cort with Tom Sawyer (the actual historical figure from Alternate Timeline K3). I believe it was all directed by Christopher Nolan with artistic input from Sergio Leone.

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**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2010, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-heading-over-to-the-infinite-dvd-shop-anybody-want-anything/552710/86 "2010-09-07T16:06:04Z")

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I know it only lasted a single season, but I’d like to see the whole of [Police Squad](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Police_Squad!), not just the first six episodes.

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**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2010, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-heading-over-to-the-infinite-dvd-shop-anybody-want-anything/552710/87 "2010-09-07T16:14:09Z")

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My wife and I have been wanting to see the 2006-2010 episodes of _Unsolved Mysteries_, especially the segments dealing with [Ray Gricar](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ray_Gricar), Natalee Holloway, the DC Sniper shootings, and [Jennifer Kesse](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jennifer_Kesse). We realize that two of these have been solved or all but solved, but we’d love to see Robert Stack narrating them. A very happy 91st birthday to Mr. Stack this year, by the way.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2010, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-heading-over-to-the-infinite-dvd-shop-anybody-want-anything/552710/88 "2010-09-07T16:49:43Z")

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> I know it only lasted a single season, but I’d like to see the whole of Police Squad, not just the first six episodes.

The only problem is that the epilogues started getting too damned long later in the season, when they insisted on naming _everyone_ who ended up at Statesville Penitentiary. I can’t imagine how they’d have handled that if they went to a second season!

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**Author:** ![BubbaDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bubbadog/32/333_2.png) [@BubbaDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BubbaDog)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2010, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-heading-over-to-the-infinite-dvd-shop-anybody-want-anything/552710/89 "2010-09-07T17:33:38Z")

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Get me the DVD with the 10 “missing but found” Three Stooges episodes with Curly in them.

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**Author:** ![Hometownboy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/5e9695/32.png) [@Hometownboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hometownboy)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2010, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-heading-over-to-the-infinite-dvd-shop-anybody-want-anything/552710/90 "2010-09-08T04:58:44Z")

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Oh, my goodness, where to start?

How about the Lord D’Arcy movie series that Randall Garrett said perfectly captured his prose just the way he imagined it?

Glory Road, of course, the Stardancer Trilogy and the Retief TV series, which showed what could be accomplished with a limited budget and lots of imagination.

All seven seasons of Tim Reid’s “Frank’s Place,” and while you’re at it, the whole WKRP set WITH the original music.

Oh, and the Modesty Blaze movies — I’ll be in my bunk.

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**Post date:** [September 8, 2010, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-heading-over-to-the-infinite-dvd-shop-anybody-want-anything/552710/91 "2010-09-08T05:16:14Z")

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The complete 7 season series of the live action _The Tick_ with Patrick Warburton and Nestor Carbonell.

The Terry Gilliam directed _Good Omens_.

The women-all-nude edition of the original _Charlie’s Angels_.

_Labyrinth II: Jareth’s Journey_.

And the proper, live action, version of _Dragonlance_.

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**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2010, 6:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-heading-over-to-the-infinite-dvd-shop-anybody-want-anything/552710/92 "2010-09-08T06:29:30Z")

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I’ll probably be killed, but I’d like to see the other three seasons of _Enterprise_. And maybe some of the originals of those episodes that Braga copied but had the audacity to change.

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**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2010, 8:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-heading-over-to-the-infinite-dvd-shop-anybody-want-anything/552710/93 "2010-09-08T08:17:44Z")

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> [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](#):
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> > [@silenus](#):
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> > Could you bring me back a video of the _Firefly_ cast party after Season 5? You know, the one everybody **swears** never happened. The one that caused Jewel and Summer to blush furiously every time they had a scene together for the next 6 months. The party that gave rise to all of those rumors about Nathan and Adam. That one?
> 
> I don’t care about Nathan, Adam, or Summer, but I will not participate in anything that causes distress to Jewel. I’m surprised and dismayed that you’d even ask.

Blushing is not necessarily a sign of distress, you know…

> [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](#):
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> > [@The New and Improved Superman](#):
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> > And Peter Jackson’s two-film version of **the Hobbit** would be nice.
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> You seriously expect me, of all people, to actually touch that? With my BARE HANDS?

Here, sir, have some gloves. Leather, latex, rubberized, nitrile?

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**Author:** ![fusoya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecccb3/32.png) [@fusoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fusoya)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2010, 11:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-heading-over-to-the-infinite-dvd-shop-anybody-want-anything/552710/94 "2010-09-08T11:12:09Z")

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Season 2 of _The Inside_, _Traveller_, _The Unusuals_ and _Fear Itself_. I saw the first seasons of those on TV a couple summer agos, but was always too busy to watch them when they returned.

And stop by the music section and see if they have any gold remasters of Beethoven Symphony 10-49.

(on a more serious note, those of you annoyed by lack of answers in the last season of Lost really need to watch the epilogue episode made for the Season 6 DVD…but please download it, don’t buy it and support studio tactics like this)

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2010, 11:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-heading-over-to-the-infinite-dvd-shop-anybody-want-anything/552710/95 "2010-09-08T11:21:52Z")

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> [@](#):
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> ETA: BTW, I thought that I, Robot, was entertaining while still retaining the basic principles of the original story. Robot tries to remove the “human error” from humanity in order to protect humans. What was your main issue with that flick?

We could devote an entire thread to this. I think we did, in fact. I hated it. Here’s what I said in a previous thread:

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> I, Robot – It didn’t start life as an adaptation of Asimov’s book, and if it had stayed that way, it would’ve been better and more understandable. But just changing the names of the characters to those of Asimov’s does not make it an adaptation. And, again, the philosophical differences are huge (no matter what anyone says about the “Zeroth Low of Robotics”. read your Asimov again.)

[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=479014&highlight=Robot+Movie+Asimov](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=479014&highlight=Robot+Movie+Asimov)  
Essenytially, they took an unrelated (except that it accepted Asimov’s three laws) screenplay and slapped the names of the characters from Asimov’s book on it. That’s like taking _The Red Badge of Courage_, changing the names of the soldiers to Rhett Butler and Ashley Wilkes, and saying you’ve “adapted” _Gone With the Wind_. 'Cause, you know, it’s about how the Civil War affected people.

On top of which the movie was filled with robots acting _completely_ unlike Asimov’s Three=Law-Based creations. The movie is practically the anti-Asimov.  
as I noted above, Harlan Ellison wrote a pretty damned faithful (and rather Citizen Kane-esque) screenplay that had Asimov’s blessing, which has been published. Some people on this Board have been adamant in rejecting it, but I think it’d make a helluva movie, and it’s certainly in the Infinite DVD Store.

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**Post date:** [September 8, 2010, 11:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-heading-over-to-the-infinite-dvd-shop-anybody-want-anything/552710/96 "2010-09-08T11:44:08Z")

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> [@CalMeacham](#):
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> as I noted above, Harlan Ellison wrote a pretty damned faithful (and rather Citizen Kane-esque) screenplay that had Asimov’s blessing, which has been published. Some people on this Board have been adamant in rejecting it, but I think it’d make a helluva movie, and it’s certainly in the Infinite DVD Store.

Hell, the version I read in _Weird Science-Fantasy_ #27 seemed pretty decent, too.

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**Author:** ![Wargamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/df705f/32.png) [@Wargamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wargamer)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2010, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-heading-over-to-the-infinite-dvd-shop-anybody-want-anything/552710/97 "2010-09-08T13:44:24Z")

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I’d like the concert DvD of Live Aid, the one with the original Beatles reunion as the final act in London. I’ve heard John Lennon never sounded any better than that night. Even Freddie Mercury admitted The Beatles stole the show.

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**Author:** ![BrotherCadfael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@BrotherCadfael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrotherCadfael)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2010, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-heading-over-to-the-infinite-dvd-shop-anybody-want-anything/552710/98 "2010-09-08T14:21:58Z")

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> [@BrotherCadfael](#):
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> Seasons 3-6 of both _Dead Like Me and Joan of Arcadia_.

Oh, just to be more specific, I want the version of _Joan_ where the network brass didn’t totally fuck up the second season.

> [@Hometownboy](#):
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> All seven seasons of Tim Reid’s “Frank’s Place”

That would be the version which DIDN’t co-star Reid’s wife, right?

> [@CalMeacham](#):
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> A copy of Lon Chaney’s vampire epic, **London After Midnight**. I don’t care if it’s not GREAT – I just want to see it.

Oh, good one!

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**Post date:** [September 8, 2010, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-heading-over-to-the-infinite-dvd-shop-anybody-want-anything/552710/99 "2010-09-08T15:21:09Z")

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Just seasons 4 and 5 of **Deadwood** , thanks.

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**Post date:** [September 8, 2010, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-heading-over-to-the-infinite-dvd-shop-anybody-want-anything/552710/100 "2010-09-08T18:08:37Z")

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Traveling Wilburys, Volume II

All the funny Adam Sandler movies (haven’t run across one yet, myself)

The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson episode when he says to Raquel Welch, “move that cat”.

The Three’s Company episode where John Ritter’s nutsack makes a brief appearance.  
mmm

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