I'm Hearing Things More and More

Do you have any gaps in your memory?

Is your anus unusually sore?

Plain old bedside clock radios can also act as the transmitter for this weird noise. I used to bring my cell phone with me when I went to take a nap, but when I put the phone on my bedside table, the radio would emit the Morse code-like dit-dits and wake me up. At first I thought my radio was starting to go on the fritz, but I realized it was the cell phone’s doing. I still bring my cell phone up when I take a nap, but put it on the dresser, fifteen feet away from the radio, and get no Morse code transmissions.

-.-- — …- / .-- … .-… .-… / -. — - / -… . / … .- …- . -… / -… -.-- / - … . / … — .-… -.-- / --. … — … - .-.-.- / -.-- — …- / .-- … .-… .-… / -. — - / -… . / … .- …- . -… / -… -.-- / - … . / --. — -… / .–. .-… …- - — -. … …- – .-.-.- / … -. / …-. .- -.-. - .-.-.- .-.-.- .-.-.- /** -.-- — …- / .-- … .-… .-… / -. — - / -… . / … .- …- . -… .-.-.-**

Either I’m missing a joke or Terrifel needs a new tinfoil hat. Yes, I did traslate it. You’ll have to figure it out for yourself.
YOU WILL NOT BE SAVED BY THE HOLY GHOST. YOU WILL NOT BE SAVED BY THE GOD PLUTONIUM. IN/ FACT… YOU WILL/NOT BE SAVED.

ETA - Google reveals the answer. Zombies and computers make for poor bedfellows.

Wow, cool! An online Morse Code converter!

… .----. – .-. . .-… .- - . -… - — … .- – …- . .-… …-. .-.-.- -… .-.-.- – — .-. … . --…-- -.-- — …- -.- -. — .-- .-.-.-

My radio does too. I noticed the other day that it did it when the cell phone of the guy in the next office was ringing.