# I'm here

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-here/178655>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 30, 2003, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-here/178655 "2003-05-30T23:37:29Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 11\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![Shade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2bfe46/32.png) [@Shade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shade)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2003, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-here/178655/21 "2003-06-01T18:46:32Z")

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> \*Originally posted by EvilHamsterOnCrack \*  
> **The name comes from my site, [evilhamstersoncrack.com](http://evilhamstersoncrack.com).**

Well, that clears that up then.

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**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2003, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-here/178655/22 "2003-06-01T19:09:36Z")

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> \*Originally posted by EvilHamsterOnCrack \*  
> \*\*The name comes from my site, [evilhamstersoncrack.com](http://evilhamstersoncrack.com). It’s not up yet. I can’t think of what to put on it. \*\*

Wait…the site is [evilhamstersoncrack.com](http://evilhamstersoncrack.com) , but you are **EvilHamsterOnCrack**. What happened to the S? Are you only one hamster? Where did the other hamsters go?

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**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2003, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-here/178655/23 "2003-06-02T15:08:06Z")

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I bet his site loads slow.

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2003, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-here/178655/24 "2003-06-02T15:12:34Z")

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> \*Originally posted by lel \*  
> \*\*Wait…the site is [evilhamstersoncrack.com](http://evilhamstersoncrack.com) , but you are **EvilHamsterOnCrack**. What happened to the S? Are you only one hamster? Where did the other hamsters go? \*\*

Off to plan their activities following the robot apocalypse, of course.

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**Author:** ![SexyHamster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/13edae/32.png) [@SexyHamster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SexyHamster)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2003, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-here/178655/25 "2003-06-02T22:01:26Z")

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A lurking hamster! Flee!

\<ponders\>

\<goes back to lurking\>

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**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2003, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-here/178655/26 "2003-06-02T22:11:19Z")

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Well, we found one of the missing hamsters, now where are the rest of the lurking hamsters? 😃

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**Author:** ![Tyler\_Do\_Urden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3bc359/32.png) [@Tyler\_Do\_Urden](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tyler_Do_Urden)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2003, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-here/178655/27 "2003-06-03T00:10:10Z")

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You don’t want to know. Really. I mean it. 😉

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**Author:** ![earthpuppy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8c91f0/32.png) [@earthpuppy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/earthpuppy)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2003, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-here/178655/28 "2003-06-03T00:19:23Z")

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Just how many hamsters are there?

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**Author:** ![i\_like\_bacon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/54ee81/32.png) [@i\_like\_bacon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/i_like_bacon)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2003, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-here/178655/29 "2003-06-03T00:59:26Z")

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ok i \*\* i like bacon\*\* am about to tempt the fates and face being ridiculed if i did this wrong. i know where the hamsters are, there are about 200 of them in my neighbors basement, escaped from there little cage.

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**Author:** ![earthpuppy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8c91f0/32.png) [@earthpuppy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/earthpuppy)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2003, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-here/178655/30 "2003-06-03T01:09:18Z")

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hamsters run amok:eek:

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**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2003, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-here/178655/31 "2003-06-03T03:18:43Z")

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Yes I do want to know, **Tyler Do’Urden**! However, if it’s the story about…(TMI)

…stuffing gerbils in one’s rectum, Cecil is inclined to consider it [urban legend](http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a2_216b.html).

**i like bacon** , since you know where the hamsters are, show them to us!

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