# I'm hijacking this thread before I post it. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 18, 2005, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-hijacking-this-thread-before-i-post-it/331675 "2005-11-18T18:37:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![The\_Weird\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@The\_Weird\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Weird_One)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2005, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-hijacking-this-thread-before-i-post-it/331675/1 "2005-11-18T18:37:09Z")
Well! I _was_ going to start a silly little thread about how I’m in love with the new scissors I bought because they cut through bookcloth like it’s butter. But then I Googled “scissors” to try and find a link to the scissors I bought, and I found [this site](http://www.armchair.mb.ca/~scissors/) instead. (work-safe, but not brain- or coochie- or ding-dong-safe) So, of course, I had to share. Though, considering the way my threads usually go, I’ll be sharing it with maybe two of you. Anyway, _ **owwwwwww** _. not that it matters any more _whimper_ but [these](http://www.gingher.com/G8.htm) are my beautiful scissors ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2005, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-hijacking-this-thread-before-i-post-it/331675/2 "2005-11-18T18:46:37Z")
I do love the under construction sign they used on the famous celebrity page. Jim nice scissors. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Goob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c77e96/32.png) [@Mr.Goob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Goob)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2005, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-hijacking-this-thread-before-i-post-it/331675/3 "2005-11-18T18:53:14Z")
Some people have way too much time on their hands. I liked the history. ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2005, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-hijacking-this-thread-before-i-post-it/331675/4 "2005-11-18T18:57:58Z")
\…_I’m not alone anymore!!_ ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2005, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-hijacking-this-thread-before-i-post-it/331675/5 "2005-11-18T19:08:25Z")
Is there any way we could turn this into a photo thread for hot goth chicks? ---
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2005, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-hijacking-this-thread-before-i-post-it/331675/6 "2005-11-18T19:08:37Z")
Oooh…I have a pair of those Gingher scissors. Yummy. Like buttuh, indeed! And my family has been threatened that if they use “Mommy’s shiny scissors” for cutting paper, they will find themselves with a pair of scissors (but not the shiny ones, I’ll use a pair of dull Fiskars) rammed in their crotch. Or eyeball. I’m not picky. So we can work this around to no hijack at all, if you wish! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2005, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-hijacking-this-thread-before-i-post-it/331675/7 "2005-11-18T19:09:42Z")
Hey, **Inigo**. C’mere. I got a pair of dull Fiskars for ya… ( 😃 ) ---
**Author:** ![The\_Weird\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@The\_Weird\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Weird_One)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2005, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-hijacking-this-thread-before-i-post-it/331675/8 "2005-11-18T19:48:50Z")
> [@Inigo Montoya](#): > > Is there any way we could turn this into a photo thread for hot goth chicks? Mmmm . . . no. Photos of cute guys in eyeliner are welcome, however. Especially if they’re single and live near Boston. And sumbissive. Mmmm . . . _wanders off to repeatedly jam crotch with something unlike scissors_ ---
**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2005, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-hijacking-this-thread-before-i-post-it/331675/9 "2005-11-18T22:40:54Z")
> [@](#): > > Hey, Inigo. C’mere. I got a pair of dull Fiskars for ya… Inigo is into fisking? Not that there’s anything wrong with that. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2005, 9:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-hijacking-this-thread-before-i-post-it/331675/10 "2005-11-19T09:29:58Z")
Okay, but is anyone else into Ndorking?