# I'm hopelessly, madly in love with this Snorg Girl **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 22, 2011, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-hopelessly-madly-in-love-with-this-snorg-girl/575659 "2011-03-22T22:39:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![3\_20\_59\_or\_bust](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/3/47e85d/32.png) [@3\_20\_59\_or\_bust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/3_20_59_or_bust)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2011, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-hopelessly-madly-in-love-with-this-snorg-girl/575659/1 "2011-03-22T22:39:55Z")
[This redhead here.](http://www.snorgtees.com/zombies-robots-and-aliens-venn-diagram) [Or here.](http://www.snorgtees.com/dna-helicase) [Or here.](http://www.snorgtees.com/octopi) [Sigh…here as well.](http://www.snorgtees.com/poker-hands) If you like a different Snorg Girl, well, you’d be wrong. But go ahead and state your case if you must. ---
**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2011, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-hopelessly-madly-in-love-with-this-snorg-girl/575659/2 "2011-03-22T23:41:44Z")
She’s pretty but the internets is full of pretty women. Why her? Your infatuation seems rather random. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2011, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-hopelessly-madly-in-love-with-this-snorg-girl/575659/3 "2011-03-22T23:45:30Z")
How come I keep getting pics of some dorky guy wearing black-rimmed glasses? [Yeah I see her below-cute in a quasi-unique sort of way] ---
**Author:** ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2011, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-hopelessly-madly-in-love-with-this-snorg-girl/575659/4 "2011-03-22T23:52:37Z")
She’s probably just the receptionist or other employee at the company, not a professional model. ---
**Author:** ![Kilmore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a6a055/32.png) [@Kilmore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kilmore)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2011, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-hopelessly-madly-in-love-with-this-snorg-girl/575659/5 "2011-03-23T00:02:11Z")
I keep getting the dude too. I think you’re being played. ---
**Author:** ![Uber\_the\_Goober](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/58956e/32.png) [@Uber\_the\_Goober](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uber_the_Goober)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2011, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-hopelessly-madly-in-love-with-this-snorg-girl/575659/6 "2011-03-23T00:03:43Z")
I’m with you man. She’s love-able. ---
**Author:** ![Princhester](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Princhester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Princhester)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2011, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-hopelessly-madly-in-love-with-this-snorg-girl/575659/7 "2011-03-23T01:29:56Z")
> [@Bob Ducca](#): > > She’s probably just the receptionist or other employee at the company, not a professional model. I’ve seen an article about this which I can’t now find. Snorg started out small and happened to use some girl they knew as their model and her “pretty but not professional model” looks attracted a lot of comment, no doubt contributing very signficantly to the company’s bottom line. I suspect the company is now pursuing this style deliberately, either by hiring professional models that look (or are styled to look) amateurish, or by continuing to hire non-professionals. ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2011, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-hopelessly-madly-in-love-with-this-snorg-girl/575659/8 "2011-03-23T01:54:35Z")
[Ashley](http://thechive.com/2010/12/22/ashley-pridgen-snorg-tees-model-is-having-breast-reduction-surgery-17-photos/) from Snorg announced she was having her rather ample breasts reduced due to back problems. The comments she got were withering. It was like when the Browns left Cleveland. ---
**Author:** ![Peremensoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ce7236/32.png) [@Peremensoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peremensoe)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2011, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-hopelessly-madly-in-love-with-this-snorg-girl/575659/9 "2011-03-23T02:04:39Z")
The enzyme shirt would be better if it didn’t come right out and say “unzip your genes.” Wouldn’t you rather they have to ask? The girl looks like somebody I knew once. The only thing I really remember is that her cat ran away, and was gone a _long_ time, many weeks, and she had reconciled herself to its death. And then it came back, scrawny but fine. ---
**Author:** ![Onomatopoeia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/onomatopoeia/32/4145_2.png) [@Onomatopoeia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Onomatopoeia)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2011, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-hopelessly-madly-in-love-with-this-snorg-girl/575659/10 "2011-03-23T02:10:48Z")
> [@3\_20\_59\_or\_bust](#): > > [This redhead here.](http://www.snorgtees.com/zombies-robots-and-aliens-venn-diagram) > > [Or here.](http://www.snorgtees.com/dna-helicase) > > [Or here.](http://www.snorgtees.com/octopi) > > [Sigh…here as well.](http://www.snorgtees.com/poker-hands) > > If you like a different Snorg Girl, well, you’d be wrong. But go ahead and state your case if you must. “It’s a man, baybee!” ---
**Author:** ![clairobscur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/839c29/32.png) [@clairobscur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/clairobscur)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2011, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-hopelessly-madly-in-love-with-this-snorg-girl/575659/11 "2011-03-23T02:18:20Z")
> [@Shakes](#): > > She’s pretty but the internets is full of pretty women. Why her? Your infatuation seems rather random. Same opinion. How could someone be in love with someone they don’t know anything about, anyway? ---
**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2011, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-hopelessly-madly-in-love-with-this-snorg-girl/575659/12 "2011-03-23T03:15:43Z")
She’s snorgable, alright. ---
**Author:** ![Invisible\_Chimp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/f05b48/32.png) [@Invisible\_Chimp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Invisible_Chimp)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2011, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-hopelessly-madly-in-love-with-this-snorg-girl/575659/13 "2011-03-23T03:25:29Z")
The original Snorg girl was my first Internet crush. I haven’t seen her in a while, but I hardly ever see Internet ads anymore. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Excellent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f19dbf/32.png) [@Mr.Excellent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Excellent)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2011, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-hopelessly-madly-in-love-with-this-snorg-girl/575659/14 "2011-03-23T03:27:18Z")
> [@clairobscur](#): > > Same opinion. > > How could someone be in love with someone they don’t know anything about, anyway? Hyperbole. The OP just means that he thinks she’s exceedingly lovely. Was this unclear? Me - eh, she’s certainly pretty, and she has a cute grin. But still - I know a number of women I’d consider more attractive. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Fight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/90ced4/32.png) [@Cat\_Fight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Fight)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2011, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-hopelessly-madly-in-love-with-this-snorg-girl/575659/15 "2011-03-23T03:30:51Z")
> [@Beware\_of\_Doug](#): > > [Ashley](http://thechive.com/2010/12/22/ashley-pridgen-snorg-tees-model-is-having-breast-reduction-surgery-17-photos/) from Snorg announced she was having her rather ample breasts reduced due to back problems. The comments she got were withering. It was like when the Browns left Cleveland. A sampling: > [@](#): > > good job ashley. cant think of a faster way to ruin your career than removing the one reason you even have said career > > yeah she is not hott. nor even cute. > Save the boobs unless you’re trying to become a scientist, or spelling bee champion. > > Say goodbye to ur tshirt modeling days then. The least you can do it make a decent porn before you waste those babies, if not for me then for humanity. > > Y’all womans is f#\*%ed up. The ones that have them chop 'em off, the ones that don’t get surgery to add prosthetics. Leave them alone, they’re best that way. > > And yeah, she’s pretty fugly without the funbags. She could try to lose a little bit of weight, that might help. > > Has she seen what reduced boobs look like after the operation? Like a massacre. No guy is gonna want to look at them, regardless of whether they’re a C or a D. Bad move for a not too cute chick with just one attraction. Maybe she’s gay? What a lovely group of boys. ETA Sorry if I’m raining on your crush thread, OP! The Snorg Girl you’re crushing on looks cute, and to anyone who doesn’t agree, well, what an odd, sad world it would be if everyone agreed on who and what’s beautiful. Though I guess it would be easier to determine whether or not you’re attracted to someone by simply finding out if they’re a professional model… ---
**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2011, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-hopelessly-madly-in-love-with-this-snorg-girl/575659/16 "2011-03-23T04:04:17Z")
> [@Beware\_of\_Doug](#): > > [Ashley](http://thechive.com/2010/12/22/ashley-pridgen-snorg-tees-model-is-having-breast-reduction-surgery-17-photos/) from Snorg announced she was having her rather ample breasts reduced due to back problems. The comments she got were withering. It was like when the Browns left Cleveland. “That’s like slapping God across the face for giving you a beautiful gift!” ---
**Author:** ![3\_20\_59\_or\_bust](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/3/47e85d/32.png) [@3\_20\_59\_or\_bust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/3_20_59_or_bust)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2011, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-hopelessly-madly-in-love-with-this-snorg-girl/575659/17 "2011-03-23T05:01:32Z")
Criminy, you people are so serious sometimes. It’s a hot girl that I see in a number of ads on sites I visit. I thought you should know! Don’t worry, I won’t quit my job and travel cross-country to try to track her down or anything… Well, I do have some vacation time coming up… ---
**Author:** ![3\_20\_59\_or\_bust](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/3/47e85d/32.png) [@3\_20\_59\_or\_bust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/3_20_59_or_bust)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2011, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-hopelessly-madly-in-love-with-this-snorg-girl/575659/18 "2011-03-23T05:04:38Z")
> [@Beware\_of\_Doug](#): > > [Ashley](http://thechive.com/2010/12/22/ashley-pridgen-snorg-tees-model-is-having-breast-reduction-surgery-17-photos/) from Snorg announced she was having her rather ample breasts reduced due to back problems. The comments she got were withering. It was like when the Browns left Cleveland. Good for Ashley - I hope her back feels better. She’s got nothing on my redhead anyway…and after she has surgery, she’ll have even less than nothing. ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2011, 6:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-hopelessly-madly-in-love-with-this-snorg-girl/575659/19 "2011-03-23T06:37:40Z")
> [@3\_20\_59\_or\_bust](#): > > Good for Ashley - I hope her back feels better. She’s got nothing on my redhead anyway…and after she has surgery, she’ll have even less than nothing. Well, she does have a cool dye job. But, yeah, the redhead is much hotter.’ EDIT: And I think Ashley’s boobs are too big–they are missing that boob-like shape. ---
**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2011, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-hopelessly-madly-in-love-with-this-snorg-girl/575659/20 "2011-03-23T06:38:39Z")
Sorry guys. Ashley (and her tits) is superior. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-hopelessly-madly-in-love-with-this-snorg-girl/575659.md?page=2)