# I'm hopelessly, madly in love with this Snorg Girl **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 22, 2011, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-hopelessly-madly-in-love-with-this-snorg-girl/575659 "2011-03-22T22:39:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![pulykamell](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pulykamell/32/3166_2.png) [@pulykamell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pulykamell)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2011, 6:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-hopelessly-madly-in-love-with-this-snorg-girl/575659/21 "2011-03-23T06:46:12Z")
> [@Shakes](#): > > She’s pretty but the internets is full of pretty women. Why her? Your infatuation seems rather random. Naw, I can see it. She’s not exactly my type (I’ll take her over Ashley, though), but there’s some cute and slightly quirky features to her that I could see someone being really attracted to. I always was a sucker for “cute” girls rather than “hot” girls (although there is overlap in those categories.) Nothing odd at all in this crush. ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2011, 7:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-hopelessly-madly-in-love-with-this-snorg-girl/575659/22 "2011-03-23T07:08:08Z")
When I was about seven I was hopelessly, madly in love with the [Snork Maiden](http://mlight.typepad.com/moomin_light/images/2008/01/03/snorkmaiden_2.gif). Alas, she loved another. ---
**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2011, 7:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-hopelessly-madly-in-love-with-this-snorg-girl/575659/23 "2011-03-23T07:33:19Z")
> [@3\_20\_59\_or\_bust](#): > > [This redhead here.](http://www.snorgtees.com/zombies-robots-and-aliens-venn-diagram) > > [Or here.](http://www.snorgtees.com/dna-helicase) > > [Or here.](http://www.snorgtees.com/octopi) > > [Sigh…here as well.](http://www.snorgtees.com/poker-hands) > > If you like a different Snorg Girl, well, you’d be wrong. But go ahead and state your case if you must. She’s cute but just doesn’t quite do it for me for some reason. My wife is a redhead and way hotter in my biased opinion. ---
**Author:** ![Ostrya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/35a633/32.png) [@Ostrya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ostrya)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2011, 8:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-hopelessly-madly-in-love-with-this-snorg-girl/575659/24 "2011-03-23T08:11:06Z")
Big boobs are over rated. ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2011, 8:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-hopelessly-madly-in-love-with-this-snorg-girl/575659/25 "2011-03-23T08:38:24Z")
> [@the lone cashew](#): > > Big boobs are over rated. I concur. I don’t dismiss them entirely, but there’s more to women than big 'uns. ---
**Author:** ![Unintentionally\_Blank](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unintentionally_blank/32/5418_2.png) [@Unintentionally\_Blank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unintentionally_Blank)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2011, 11:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-hopelessly-madly-in-love-with-this-snorg-girl/575659/26 "2011-03-23T11:44:29Z")
FWIW, she’s a whining, manipulative, psycho-harpy with serious issues…and she smells bad.\* (\*= not really, but beauty is only skin deep…internet beauty even more so) ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2011, 12:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-hopelessly-madly-in-love-with-this-snorg-girl/575659/27 "2011-03-23T12:01:20Z")
> [@Unintentionally\_Blank](#): > > (\*= not really, but beauty is only skin deep…internet beauty even more so) Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone. Ashley can have her hooters reduced, and I’d still call her a babe. ---
**Author:** ![ZipperJJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zipperjj/32/211_2.png) [@ZipperJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZipperJJ)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2011, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-hopelessly-madly-in-love-with-this-snorg-girl/575659/28 "2011-03-23T18:41:44Z")
Wow, in that first pic from the first link I thought she looked exactly like a ginger [Sinead Matthews](http://www.google.com/images?q=%22Sinead+Matthews%22&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&ie=UTF-8&source=og&sa=N&hl=en&tab=wi&biw=1760&bih=733) from the TV show “Ideal”. Then I saw more pics of Sinead Matthews and realized that in her forward-facing, black and white headshot with her not smiling, she does not look like her character at all. Carry on. ---
**Author:** ![dawson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ac91a4/32.png) [@dawson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dawson)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2011, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-hopelessly-madly-in-love-with-this-snorg-girl/575659/29 "2011-03-23T19:28:44Z")
> [@Cisco](#): > > She’s cute but just doesn’t quite do it for me for some reason. My wife is a redhead and way hotter in my biased opinion. Cite? (says the guy with a thing for redheads :D) ---
**Author:** ![bup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2011, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-hopelessly-madly-in-love-with-this-snorg-girl/575659/30 "2011-03-23T20:29:43Z")
The [I’m Kind of a Big Deal](http://www.snorgtees.com/i-m-kind-of-a-big-deal) Snorg girl is cute, too. ---
**Author:** ![drastic\_quench](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e36b37/32.png) [@drastic\_quench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drastic_quench)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2011, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-hopelessly-madly-in-love-with-this-snorg-girl/575659/31 "2011-03-23T20:44:25Z")
> [@Invisible\_Chimp](#): > > The original Snorg girl was my first Internet crush. I haven’t seen her in a while, but I hardly ever see Internet ads anymore. This [one](http://thechive.com/2009/04/08/a-solute-to-alice-the-snorg-t-shirt-girl-14-photos/)? ---
**Author:** ![Ostrya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/35a633/32.png) [@Ostrya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ostrya)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2011, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-hopelessly-madly-in-love-with-this-snorg-girl/575659/32 "2011-03-23T21:09:52Z")
Wow. What’s up with all the major league yabos and no gratuitous pencil erasers? We want pencil erasers ! ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2011, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-hopelessly-madly-in-love-with-this-snorg-girl/575659/33 "2011-03-23T21:13:39Z")
> [@drastic\_quench](#): > > This [one](http://thechive.com/2009/04/08/a-solute-to-alice-the-snorg-t-shirt-girl-14-photos/)? Is it just me, or does she kind of look like Natalie Portman? ---
**Author:** ![3\_20\_59\_or\_bust](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/3/47e85d/32.png) [@3\_20\_59\_or\_bust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/3_20_59_or_bust)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2011, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-hopelessly-madly-in-love-with-this-snorg-girl/575659/34 "2011-03-23T23:31:45Z")
> [@Lord\_Ashtar](#): > > Is it just me, or does she kind of look like Natalie Portman? Funny, since the Chive site that the link goes to just happens to be showing an ad for Your Highness, starring, yes, Natalie Portman. So you can compare side by side, as it were. I wouldn’t say sisters or anything, but yeah, there is a resemblance. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2011, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-hopelessly-madly-in-love-with-this-snorg-girl/575659/35 "2011-03-24T00:39:30Z")
> [@3\_20\_59\_or\_bust](#): > > [This redhead here.](http://www.snorgtees.com/zombies-robots-and-aliens-venn-diagram) > > [Or here.](http://www.snorgtees.com/dna-helicase) > > [Or here.](http://www.snorgtees.com/octopi) > > [Sigh…here as well.](http://www.snorgtees.com/poker-hands) > > If you like a different Snorg Girl, well, you’d be wrong. But go ahead and state your case if you must. She sort of reminds me of a young Corinne Bohrer. ---
**Author:** ![lost4life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c4cdca/32.png) [@lost4life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lost4life)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2011, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-hopelessly-madly-in-love-with-this-snorg-girl/575659/36 "2011-03-24T12:39:20Z")
I have the same problem, all the links show me some dude in douche bag glasses. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2011, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-hopelessly-madly-in-love-with-this-snorg-girl/575659/37 "2011-03-24T15:48:26Z")
The first big picture posted is a male model. If you look below that picture, you’ll see thumbnails for the other pictures, which include the pictures of the red-haired female model the OP is referring to. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2011, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-hopelessly-madly-in-love-with-this-snorg-girl/575659/38 "2011-03-24T15:55:59Z")
Don’t say I never did anything for you guys: [picture](http://www.snorgtees.com/media/catalog/product/d/e/deathtohumans_f_fullpic_1.jpg) [picture](http://www.snorgtees.com/media/catalog/product/d/e/deathtohumans_f_fullpic_5.jpg) [picture](http://www.snorgtees.com/media/catalog/product/d/e/deathtohumans_f_fullpic_4.jpg) [picture](http://www.snorgtees.com/media/catalog/product/u/n/unzipyourgenes_f_fullpic_4.jpg) [picture](http://www.snorgtees.com/media/catalog/product/u/n/unzipyourgenes_f_fullpic_6.jpg) [picture](http://www.snorgtees.com/media/catalog/product/u/n/unzipyourgenes_f_fullpic_5.jpg) [picture](http://www.snorgtees.com/media/catalog/product/o/c/octopi_f_fullpic_5_1.jpg) [picture](http://www.snorgtees.com/media/catalog/product/o/c/octopi_f_fullpic_4.jpg) [picture](http://www.snorgtees.com/media/catalog/product/o/c/octopi_f_fullpic_8.jpg) [picture](http://www.snorgtees.com/media/catalog/product/p/o/pokerhands_f_fullpic_4.jpg) [picture](http://www.snorgtees.com/media/catalog/product/p/o/pokerhands_f_fullpic_10.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Unintentionally\_Blank](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unintentionally_blank/32/5418_2.png) [@Unintentionally\_Blank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unintentionally_Blank)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2011, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-hopelessly-madly-in-love-with-this-snorg-girl/575659/39 "2011-03-24T16:03:46Z")
> [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > Don’t say I never did anything for you guys: [picture](http://www.snorgtees.com/media/catalog/product/d/e/deathtohumans_f_fullpic_1.jpg) [picture](http://www.snorgtees.com/media/catalog/product/d/e/deathtohumans_f_fullpic_5.jpg) [picture](http://www.snorgtees.com/media/catalog/product/d/e/deathtohumans_f_fullpic_4.jpg) [picture](http://www.snorgtees.com/media/catalog/product/u/n/unzipyourgenes_f_fullpic_4.jpg) [picture](http://www.snorgtees.com/media/catalog/product/u/n/unzipyourgenes_f_fullpic_6.jpg) [picture](http://www.snorgtees.com/media/catalog/product/u/n/unzipyourgenes_f_fullpic_5.jpg) [picture](http://www.snorgtees.com/media/catalog/product/o/c/octopi_f_fullpic_5_1.jpg) [picture](http://www.snorgtees.com/media/catalog/product/o/c/octopi_f_fullpic_4.jpg) [picture](http://www.snorgtees.com/media/catalog/product/o/c/octopi_f_fullpic_8.jpg) [picture](http://www.snorgtees.com/media/catalog/product/p/o/pokerhands_f_fullpic_4.jpg) [picture](http://www.snorgtees.com/media/catalog/product/p/o/pokerhands_f_fullpic_10.jpg) Pish. What have you done for me **lately?** 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Walmarticus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Walmarticus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walmarticus)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2011, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-hopelessly-madly-in-love-with-this-snorg-girl/575659/40 "2011-03-24T16:07:31Z")
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