# I'm hopelessly, madly in love with this Snorg Girl **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 22, 2011, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-hopelessly-madly-in-love-with-this-snorg-girl/575659 "2011-03-22T22:39:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Philster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/13edae/32.png) [@Philster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Philster)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2011, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-hopelessly-madly-in-love-with-this-snorg-girl/575659/41 "2011-03-24T16:09:54Z")
You know… you have to file a lot of crushes under “…there’s just something about her/him…” None of my crushes were ever on all-out beauties and bombshells. ---
**Author:** ![3\_20\_59\_or\_bust](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/3/47e85d/32.png) [@3\_20\_59\_or\_bust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/3_20_59_or_bust)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2011, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-hopelessly-madly-in-love-with-this-snorg-girl/575659/42 "2011-03-24T16:35:14Z")
> [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > Don’t say I never did anything for you guys: [picture](http://www.snorgtees.com/media/catalog/product/d/e/deathtohumans_f_fullpic_1.jpg) [picture](http://www.snorgtees.com/media/catalog/product/d/e/deathtohumans_f_fullpic_5.jpg) [picture](http://www.snorgtees.com/media/catalog/product/d/e/deathtohumans_f_fullpic_4.jpg) [picture](http://www.snorgtees.com/media/catalog/product/u/n/unzipyourgenes_f_fullpic_4.jpg) [picture](http://www.snorgtees.com/media/catalog/product/u/n/unzipyourgenes_f_fullpic_6.jpg) [picture](http://www.snorgtees.com/media/catalog/product/u/n/unzipyourgenes_f_fullpic_5.jpg) [picture](http://www.snorgtees.com/media/catalog/product/o/c/octopi_f_fullpic_5_1.jpg) [picture](http://www.snorgtees.com/media/catalog/product/o/c/octopi_f_fullpic_4.jpg) [picture](http://www.snorgtees.com/media/catalog/product/o/c/octopi_f_fullpic_8.jpg) [picture](http://www.snorgtees.com/media/catalog/product/p/o/pokerhands_f_fullpic_4.jpg) [picture](http://www.snorgtees.com/media/catalog/product/p/o/pokerhands_f_fullpic_10.jpg) That’s good work right there! I would have done the same, but I figured, you know, scroll down, it’s just not that hard. Appreciate it though. And for all of you saying you can find better, naked, chicks at Wal-Mart or some such thing…start your own thread. This one is about MY crush. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2011, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-hopelessly-madly-in-love-with-this-snorg-girl/575659/43 "2011-03-24T16:40:32Z")
> [@3\_20\_59\_or\_bust](#): > > That’s good work right there! > > I would have done the same, but I figured, you know, scroll down, it’s just not that hard. > > Appreciate it though. Just so you can’t say I never did anything for you as well. Here’s one more [picture](http://googleads.g.doubleclick.net/pagead/imgad?id=CMPx5vSih6zQsQEQoAEYwgQyCJvBYhiw3U7S) of your Snorg girl. And huh, it appears she’s not wearing any pants. ---
**Author:** ![Unintentionally\_Blank](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unintentionally_blank/32/5418_2.png) [@Unintentionally\_Blank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unintentionally_Blank)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2011, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-hopelessly-madly-in-love-with-this-snorg-girl/575659/44 "2011-03-24T16:53:07Z")
> [@3\_20\_59\_or\_bust](#): > > That’s good work right there! > > I would have done the same, but I figured, you know, scroll down, it’s just not that hard. > > Appreciate it though. > > And for all of you saying you can find better, naked, chicks at Wal-Mart or some such thing…start your own thread. This one is about MY crush. See, there’s the problem…there’s no shortage of unattainable GORGEOUS Nekkid women out there…it’s the ones you could spend the rest of your life with that catch your eye. Just good looking…enough…no hairy moles…no hump over the left shoulder…legs both the same length. ---
**Author:** ![dawson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ac91a4/32.png) [@dawson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dawson)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2011, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-hopelessly-madly-in-love-with-this-snorg-girl/575659/45 "2011-03-24T17:51:11Z")
> [@Unintentionally\_Blank](#): > > See, there’s the problem…there’s no shortage of unattainable GORGEOUS Nekkid women out there…it’s the ones you could spend the rest of your life with that catch your eye. Just good looking…enough…no hairy moles…no hump over the left shoulder…legs both the same length. With such high standards use must be used to spending many a lonely night with the televison! ---
**Author:** ![Philster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/13edae/32.png) [@Philster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Philster)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2011, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-hopelessly-madly-in-love-with-this-snorg-girl/575659/46 "2011-03-24T17:53:13Z")
Maryann beats Ginger in every poll I’ve ever seen. 🙂 Someone do one. 🙂 I’m busy, dammit! A good and relevant read, considering where this thread is going: [http://www.retrocrush.com/babes/dawn/gingervmaryann.html](http://www.retrocrush.com/babes/dawn/gingervmaryann.html) ---
**Author:** ![Unintentionally\_Blank](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unintentionally_blank/32/5418_2.png) [@Unintentionally\_Blank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unintentionally_Blank)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2011, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-hopelessly-madly-in-love-with-this-snorg-girl/575659/47 "2011-03-24T17:54:11Z")
> [@dawson](#): > > With such high standards use must be used to spending many a lonely night with the televison! What, and miss Jersey Shore?! ---
**Author:** ![3\_20\_59\_or\_bust](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/3/47e85d/32.png) [@3\_20\_59\_or\_bust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/3_20_59_or_bust)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2011, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-hopelessly-madly-in-love-with-this-snorg-girl/575659/48 "2011-03-24T17:55:50Z")
> [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > Just so you can’t say I never did anything for you as well. > > Here’s one more [picture](http://googleads.g.doubleclick.net/pagead/imgad?id=CMPx5vSih6zQsQEQoAEYwgQyCJvBYhiw3U7S) of your Snorg girl. And huh, it appears she’s not wearing any pants. For the love of all that’s holy! I will name my third-born after you! (sorry, it’s too late for the first two) I’ll be in my bunk… ---
**Author:** ![Unintentionally\_Blank](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unintentionally_blank/32/5418_2.png) [@Unintentionally\_Blank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unintentionally_Blank)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2011, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-hopelessly-madly-in-love-with-this-snorg-girl/575659/49 "2011-03-24T17:57:10Z")
> [@Philster](#): > > Maryann beats Ginger in every poll I’ve ever seen. 🙂 > > Someone do one. 🙂 I’m busy, dammit! > > A good and relevant read, considering where this thread is going: > > [http://www.retrocrush.com/babes/dawn/gingervmaryann.html](http://www.retrocrush.com/babes/dawn/gingervmaryann.html) As you wish. [Maryanne or Ginger? - Cafe Society - Straight Dope Message Board](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=601960) ---
**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2011, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-hopelessly-madly-in-love-with-this-snorg-girl/575659/50 "2011-03-24T18:23:07Z")
> [@Cisco](#): > > She’s cute but just doesn’t quite do it for me for some reason. My wife is a redhead and way hotter in my biased opinion. > [@dawson](#): > > Cite? (says the guy with a thing for redheads :D) [This is a cell phone pic I snapped about 5 days ago](http://img16.imageshack.us/f/17308219712070037101349.jpg/) while we were out to lunch. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2011, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-hopelessly-madly-in-love-with-this-snorg-girl/575659/51 "2011-03-24T18:31:37Z")
> [@3\_20\_59\_or\_bust](#): > > I will name my third-born after you! (sorry, it’s too late for the first two) I figure Nemo Bust got off relatively easy in comparison to his older siblings, Threetwentyfiftynine Junior and Snorgella. ---
**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2011, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-hopelessly-madly-in-love-with-this-snorg-girl/575659/52 "2011-03-24T18:39:21Z")
> [@Cisco](#): > > [This is a cell phone pic I snapped about 5 days ago](http://img16.imageshack.us/f/17308219712070037101349.jpg/) while we were out to lunch. Your wife’s pretty hot but that random lady hogging the middle of the shot makes it hard to make her out completely. You’ll have to take another. ---
**Author:** ![dawson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ac91a4/32.png) [@dawson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dawson)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2011, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-hopelessly-madly-in-love-with-this-snorg-girl/575659/53 "2011-03-24T19:16:10Z")
> [@Cisco](#): > > [This is a cell phone pic I snapped about 5 days ago](http://img16.imageshack.us/f/17308219712070037101349.jpg/) while we were out to lunch. You sir, are a prince! And I concur with your assessment. Thank you. ---
**Author:** ![Nars\_Glinley](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nars_glinley/32/8177_2.png) [@Nars\_Glinley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nars_Glinley)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2011, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-hopelessly-madly-in-love-with-this-snorg-girl/575659/54 "2011-03-25T00:30:38Z")
> [@Beware\_of\_Doug](#): > > [Ashley](http://thechive.com/2010/12/22/ashley-pridgen-snorg-tees-model-is-having-breast-reduction-surgery-17-photos/) from Snorg announced she was having her rather ample breasts reduced due to back problems. The comments she got were withering. It was like when the Browns left Cleveland. I has a sad. ---
**Author:** ![Ostrya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/35a633/32.png) [@Ostrya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ostrya)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2011, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-hopelessly-madly-in-love-with-this-snorg-girl/575659/55 "2011-03-25T00:45:44Z")
Another vote for Cisco’s wife! (lucky bastard) ---
**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2011, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-hopelessly-madly-in-love-with-this-snorg-girl/575659/56 "2011-03-25T04:32:30Z")
> [@ZipperJJ](#): > > Wow, in that first pic from the first link I thought she looked exactly like a ginger [Sinead Matthews](http://www.google.com/images?q=%22Sinead+Matthews%22&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&ie=UTF-8&source=og&sa=N&hl=en&tab=wi&biw=1760&bih=733) from the TV show “Ideal”. T-Shirt girl doesn’t have the characteristically blank look that Sinead does while playing Jenny, though. ---
**Author:** ![Sam\_Stone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Sam\_Stone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sam_Stone)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2011, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-hopelessly-madly-in-love-with-this-snorg-girl/575659/57 "2011-03-25T22:46:55Z")
> [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > Don’t say I never did anything for you guys: She doesn’t do it for me. She looks too much like a young, red-headed Anne Coulter. And I’m really sorry if I put that image in your head and you can’t get it out… ---
**Author:** ![Budista](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Budista](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Budista)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2011, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-hopelessly-madly-in-love-with-this-snorg-girl/575659/58 "2011-03-28T15:17:15Z")
I do agree she’s cute as a button. I do have a thing for redheads, so that’s totally not influencing my feelings here… Here’s one of her I stumbled across today: [![](http://tpc.googlesyndication.com/simgad/11408253590508214567) ](http://tpc.googlesyndication.com/simgad/11408253590508214567) Got the whole ‘morning after’ look going. - Budista ---
**Author:** ![neofishboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/neofishboy/32/444_2.png) [@neofishboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neofishboy)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2011, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-hopelessly-madly-in-love-with-this-snorg-girl/575659/59 "2011-03-28T17:00:11Z")
[Krystal Lynn Hedrick](http://www.thierrydehove.com/2010/08/05/kystal-lynn-hedrick/) ---
**Author:** ![3\_20\_59\_or\_bust](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/3/47e85d/32.png) [@3\_20\_59\_or\_bust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/3_20_59_or_bust)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2011, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-hopelessly-madly-in-love-with-this-snorg-girl/575659/60 "2011-03-28T18:12:57Z")
> [@neofishboy](#): > > [Krystal Lynn Hedrick](http://www.thierrydehove.com/2010/08/05/kystal-lynn-hedrick/) Anybody got a papertowel? Wet wipe? Something? I’ve got a mess on aisle nine here. And thanks! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-hopelessly-madly-in-love-with-this-snorg-girl/575659.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-hopelessly-madly-in-love-with-this-snorg-girl/575659.md?page=4)