# I'm hot, I'm bored, and there's hair all over my popsicle

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-hot-im-bored-and-theres-hair-all-over-my-popsicle/126738>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [September 3, 2002, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-hot-im-bored-and-theres-hair-all-over-my-popsicle/126738 "2002-09-03T01:11:09Z")\
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**Author:** ![Creaky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e68b1a/32.png) [@Creaky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Creaky)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2002, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-hot-im-bored-and-theres-hair-all-over-my-popsicle/126738/21 "2002-09-04T18:38:27Z")

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Nice, hilarious, well-written rant (the word “hairy” cracks me up bigtime). Made me want a popsicle (but not a hairy one…). Hey, I’m thinking of food popsicles only. I had to read some other posts before I saw the pornographic associations… I need to get out more… or at least maybe flag down the Good Humor Man and see what he has in his truck for me.

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**Author:** ![Dijon\_Warlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9a28c/32.png) [@Dijon\_Warlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dijon_Warlock)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2002, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-hot-im-bored-and-theres-hair-all-over-my-popsicle/126738/22 "2002-09-05T03:56:47Z")

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> _Originally posted by apotheosis:_
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> > _Originally posted by Miller:_
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> > **debarking a plane**
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> **Best masturbatory euphemism of the week.**

Wouldn’t that be “a felled Gerald Ford debarking his redwood”?

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**Author:** ![Largo62](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/45deac/32.png) [@Largo62](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Largo62)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2002, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-hot-im-bored-and-theres-hair-all-over-my-popsicle/126738/23 "2002-09-05T06:10:01Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Dijon Warlock \*  
> \*\ ***Best masturbatory euphemism of the week.**

Wouldn’t that be “a felled Gerald Ford debarking his redwood”? \*\*  
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Sure you don’t mean three-wood?😃

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