# I'm I stupid for wishing I was white?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-i-stupid-for-wishing-i-was-white/205790>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [October 6, 2003, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-i-stupid-for-wishing-i-was-white/205790 "2003-10-06T02:17:15Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Spram](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/49beb7/32.png) [@Spram](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spram)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-i-stupid-for-wishing-i-was-white/205790/21 "2003-10-06T06:01:28Z")

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You guys just want me to fail and not fuck white women so I dont infest them with my inferior dna, and darkie is not offensive. Stop being so stupid, soon every single word is the english language will be offensive.

And yeah. I hit the nazi button because I’m cool like that. But havent you noticed how people expect you to dress a certain way related to your race? And if you dont they make fun of you?

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**Author:** ![chattywine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5daacb/32.png) [@chattywine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chattywine)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-i-stupid-for-wishing-i-was-white/205790/22 "2003-10-06T06:03:17Z")

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> \*Originally posted by ratty \*  
> \*\* Please disperse in an orderly fashion and return to your homes. That is all. \*\*

Good call **ratty**! Good call.

::stumbles off to check on the coffee::

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**Author:** ![Spram](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/49beb7/32.png) [@Spram](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spram)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-i-stupid-for-wishing-i-was-white/205790/23 "2003-10-06T06:03:33Z")

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Hot latin action… thanks for stereotyping, reason #45 that I wish I was white. thanks.

:dubious:

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**Author:** ![even\_sven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dfb087/32.png) [@even\_sven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/even_sven)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-i-stupid-for-wishing-i-was-white/205790/24 "2003-10-06T06:04:03Z")

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Can I take back all those nice things I said?

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**Author:** ![Spram](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/49beb7/32.png) [@Spram](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spram)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-i-stupid-for-wishing-i-was-white/205790/25 "2003-10-06T06:05:48Z")

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I dont care if they’re nice of not. I just want to be who I am, and a good stereotype is still a stereotype.

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**Author:** ![Desmostylus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c57346/32.png) [@Desmostylus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Desmostylus)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-i-stupid-for-wishing-i-was-white/205790/26 "2003-10-06T06:09:05Z")

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If you “just want to be who I am”, why do you say “I wish I was a white guy”?

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**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-i-stupid-for-wishing-i-was-white/205790/27 "2003-10-06T06:13:23Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Spram \*  
> You guys just want me to fail and not fuck white women so I dont infest them with my inferior dna, and darkie is not offensive. Stop being so stupid, soon every single word is the english language will be offensive.
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> And yeah. I hit the nazi button because I’m cool like that. But havent you noticed how people expect you to dress a certain way related to your race? And if you dont they make fun of you?

Purchase a clue, get a life and wise the fuck up!

Blow this shit out of your ass, if you’d be so kind. My crew has people from around the entire world and everyone is more than just colorblind, all of us love and celebrate the diversity we have and know it is of the greatest benefit to our group.

You are not “cool,” you are a pathetic loser. Grow up and stop sniveling.

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**Author:** ![ratty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ccd318/32.png) [@ratty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ratty)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-i-stupid-for-wishing-i-was-white/205790/28 "2003-10-06T06:19:28Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Spram \*  
> \*\*You guys just want me to fail and not fuck white women so I dont infest them with my inferior dna, and darkie is not offensive. \*\*

Okay, you got me. I do want you to fail. I don’t want you to fuck white women. In fact, I don’t want you to fuck any women, because you might infest them with your inferior DNA. We can’t have the stupid breeding out of control; there aren’t enough helmets to go around.

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**Author:** ![Already\_in\_Use](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@Already\_in\_Use](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Already_in_Use)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-i-stupid-for-wishing-i-was-white/205790/29 "2003-10-06T06:24:11Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Spram \*  
> **Dr.Pepper tastes like crap, and their commercials always have sweaty people.**

I hereby nominate this for an “I Burning Your Dog” award.

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**Author:** ![Spram](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/49beb7/32.png) [@Spram](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spram)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-i-stupid-for-wishing-i-was-white/205790/30 "2003-10-06T06:25:18Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Zenster \*  
> \*\* all of us love and celebrate the diversity we have and know it is of the greatest benefit to our group.  
> \*\*

What I love the most about my “diversity-factor” is how it’s imposed on me.

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**Author:** ![Spram](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/49beb7/32.png) [@Spram](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spram)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-i-stupid-for-wishing-i-was-white/205790/31 "2003-10-06T06:26:39Z")

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Anyway, what’s with all the hate towards me. I just dream of being a white guy and suddenly I’m attacked?

Gosh, great defenders of the master race, are we?

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**Author:** ![Desmostylus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c57346/32.png) [@Desmostylus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Desmostylus)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-i-stupid-for-wishing-i-was-white/205790/32 "2003-10-06T06:28:40Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Spram \*  
> \*\*What I love the most about my “diversity-factor” is how it’s imposed on me. \*\*

Sure, just like the way your insanity is imposed upon you by the CIA with their satellite dishes, right?

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**Author:** ![Spram](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/49beb7/32.png) [@Spram](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spram)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-i-stupid-for-wishing-i-was-white/205790/33 "2003-10-06T06:30:32Z")

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Desmostylus: Since your in Sydney, then maybe you’re Australian. And I bet you dont know what the fuck I’m talking about since hispanics are almost non-existant there. I would say you go fuck a kangaroo.

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**Author:** ![Desmostylus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c57346/32.png) [@Desmostylus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Desmostylus)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-i-stupid-for-wishing-i-was-white/205790/34 "2003-10-06T06:35:19Z")

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I’ll see if I can find one, dipshit.

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**Author:** ![Spram](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/49beb7/32.png) [@Spram](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spram)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 6:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-i-stupid-for-wishing-i-was-white/205790/35 "2003-10-06T06:37:58Z")

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Have I done something to merit all this hate?

See how I’m being forced to be hispanic? huh?

And by an Australian none the less.

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**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-i-stupid-for-wishing-i-was-white/205790/36 "2003-10-06T06:44:59Z")

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Man, it’s great to be white. The bank gives me piles of money just for stopping by. I don’t even have an account there!

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**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-i-stupid-for-wishing-i-was-white/205790/37 "2003-10-06T06:47:45Z")

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Mmm…nice slutty forbidden white women.

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**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 6:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-i-stupid-for-wishing-i-was-white/205790/38 "2003-10-06T06:54:58Z")

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> \*Originally posted by even sven \*  
> \*\*Can I take back all those nice things I said? \*\*

No.

Ha _ha._

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**Author:** ![Ryle\_Dup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Ryle\_Dup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ryle_Dup)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 7:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-i-stupid-for-wishing-i-was-white/205790/39 "2003-10-06T07:46:57Z")

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_White_ women? Why would you want white women? Blah…

_Jamaican_ women on the other hand…

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**Author:** ![Spram](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/49beb7/32.png) [@Spram](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spram)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 7:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-i-stupid-for-wishing-i-was-white/205790/40 "2003-10-06T07:48:07Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Ryle Dup \*  
> \*\*_White_ women? Why would you want white women? Blah…
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I find them hot. Blonde hair, pink nipples, they’re usually taller. Blah.

Jamaican? What’s so special about them?

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