# I'm I stupid for wishing I was white? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 6, 2003, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-i-stupid-for-wishing-i-was-white/205790 "2003-10-06T02:17:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Spram](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/49beb7/32.png) [@Spram](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spram)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 9:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-i-stupid-for-wishing-i-was-white/205790/61 "2003-10-06T09:29:48Z")
Are you from Amsterdam? Do you even know what an hispanic person is? ---
**Author:** ![gum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bbe5ce/32.png) [@gum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gum)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 9:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-i-stupid-for-wishing-i-was-white/205790/62 "2003-10-06T09:32:53Z")
Yes & yes. I’m going to play somewhere else now. Have fun. ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 10:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-i-stupid-for-wishing-i-was-white/205790/63 "2003-10-06T10:02:23Z")
Bye **gum** , thanks for stopping by and loaning me a pointy stick. ---
**Author:** ![imthjckaz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/imthjckaz/32/3223_2.png) [@imthjckaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/imthjckaz)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 10:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-i-stupid-for-wishing-i-was-white/205790/64 "2003-10-06T10:19:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Spram \* > \*\* White people dont like me because I’m from the 3rd world and different in a specific way (someone more different could be white, they just dont like a specific part of me). > \*\* No, people don’t like you because you’re and ignorant dumbfuck. ---
**Author:** ![Spram](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/49beb7/32.png) [@Spram](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spram)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 10:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-i-stupid-for-wishing-i-was-white/205790/65 "2003-10-06T10:20:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by imthjckaz \* > \*\*No, people don’t like you because you’re and ignorant dumbfuck. \*\* You’re no fun. Say why. ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 10:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-i-stupid-for-wishing-i-was-white/205790/66 "2003-10-06T10:20:59Z")
He’s just upset because he doesn’t have pink nipples. ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 10:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-i-stupid-for-wishing-i-was-white/205790/67 "2003-10-06T10:22:02Z")
I find them hot. Blonde hair, pink nipples, they’re usually taller. Blah. Jamaican? What’s so special about them? ---
**Author:** ![Spram](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/49beb7/32.png) [@Spram](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spram)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 10:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-i-stupid-for-wishing-i-was-white/205790/68 "2003-10-06T10:23:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Michael Ellis \* > \*\*He’s just upset because he doesn’t have pink nipples. \*\* but I do have pink nipples. Are you’re not funny. ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 10:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-i-stupid-for-wishing-i-was-white/205790/69 "2003-10-06T10:31:27Z")
Why are you so obsessed with pink nipples? ---
**Author:** ![Badtz\_Maru](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e36b37/32.png) [@Badtz\_Maru](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Badtz_Maru)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 11:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-i-stupid-for-wishing-i-was-white/205790/70 "2003-10-06T11:33:25Z")
I find them hot. Blonde hair, pink nipples, they’re usually taller. Blah. Jamaican? What’s so special about them? ---
**Author:** ![Spram](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/49beb7/32.png) [@Spram](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spram)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 11:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-i-stupid-for-wishing-i-was-white/205790/71 "2003-10-06T11:37:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Badtz Maru \* > \*\*I find them hot. Blonde hair, pink nipples, they’re usually taller. Blah. > > Jamaican? What’s so special about them? \*\* Ok, what’s with the repeating crap. I’ve only seen this happen in the yahoo forums and teen forums and those are the two most retarded places on the internet. Say something new. Unlike Michael Ellis, make it longer than a sentence and make it funny, revelant and non hateful. ;j Hey! Jews got to be white, why cant I? ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 11:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-i-stupid-for-wishing-i-was-white/205790/72 "2003-10-06T11:40:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Spram \* > \*\*Ok, what’s with the repeating crap. I’ve only seen this happen in the yahoo forums and teen forums and those are the two most retarded places on the internet. \*\* Ah, they’re 1920’s style “Death rays”. > [@](#): > > **Say something new. Unlike Michael Ellis, make it longer than a sentence and make it funny, revelant and non hateful.** :dubious: > [@](#): > > \*\*;j Hey! Jews got to be white, why cant I? \*\* [Ahem.](http://www.iaej.co.il/) ---
**Author:** ![Spram](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/49beb7/32.png) [@Spram](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spram)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 11:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-i-stupid-for-wishing-i-was-white/205790/73 "2003-10-06T11:42:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Michael Ellis \* > \*\*[Ahem.](http://www.iaej.co.il/) \*\* THere’s something you americans can learn from Israel. Instead of putting your ab-normal people into enclaves and patronize them from time to time so they can get your vote for an election, you can actually try to integrate them into the mainstream society… What a crazy idea! ---
**Author:** ![Desmostylus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c57346/32.png) [@Desmostylus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Desmostylus)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 11:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-i-stupid-for-wishing-i-was-white/205790/74 "2003-10-06T11:43:30Z")
What I want to know, **Spram** , is whether you look like Keanu Reeves. ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 11:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-i-stupid-for-wishing-i-was-white/205790/75 "2003-10-06T11:44:19Z")
Or if he burning my dog. Seriously **Spam** , what the fuck are you talking about? ---
**Author:** ![Zoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a4c791/32.png) [@Zoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zoe)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 11:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-i-stupid-for-wishing-i-was-white/205790/76 "2003-10-06T11:47:55Z")
How did you know about some Aryans being from the M.E.? Since you don’t live in Iran, you are not allowed to know that. Eeez number 14 for regulations for light-skinned Hispanics. Colin Farrell is not a darkie. He eats egg whites. Not all Norsemen are blond. Some are bald with red eyes. Some Blacks used to be cowboys. There are no white wimmen here. Repeat. There are no white wimmen here. ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 11:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-i-stupid-for-wishing-i-was-white/205790/77 "2003-10-06T11:48:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Spram \* > \*\*What I mean is that I am a coconut and I wish I was white. \*\* Oh, so you’re a type of fruit. I’ve never met a computer-skilled lump of vegetable matter before. ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 11:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-i-stupid-for-wishing-i-was-white/205790/78 "2003-10-06T11:50:25Z")
Relax Zoe, he’s [one of these here things.](http://www.plantapalm.com/vpe/photos/Species/cocos_nucifera.htm) ---
**Author:** ![The\_Wrong\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b782af/32.png) [@The\_Wrong\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Wrong_Girl)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 11:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-i-stupid-for-wishing-i-was-white/205790/79 "2003-10-06T11:51:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Desmostylus \* > \*\*What I want to know, **Spram** , is whether you look like Keanu Reeves. \*\* I want to know what tennis club he goes to. ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 11:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-i-stupid-for-wishing-i-was-white/205790/80 "2003-10-06T11:51:35Z")
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