# I'm I stupid for wishing I was white? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 6, 2003, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-i-stupid-for-wishing-i-was-white/205790 "2003-10-06T02:17:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Kantalooppi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a5b964/32.png) [@Kantalooppi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kantalooppi)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 11:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-i-stupid-for-wishing-i-was-white/205790/81 "2003-10-06T11:52:13Z")
I believe that chicka chicka woo woo axemen lumbereth most consistently in a green yet straightforward direction thuswith. ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 11:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-i-stupid-for-wishing-i-was-white/205790/82 "2003-10-06T11:53:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Kantalooppi \* > \*\*I believe that chicka chicka woo woo axemen lumbereth most consistently in a green yet straightforward direction thuswith. \*\* But what about the pink nipples? ---
**Author:** ![Desmostylus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c57346/32.png) [@Desmostylus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Desmostylus)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 11:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-i-stupid-for-wishing-i-was-white/205790/83 "2003-10-06T11:55:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by The Wrong Girl \* > \*\*I want to know what tennis club he goes to. \*\* Probably the Coconut Club. ---
**Author:** ![Spram](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/49beb7/32.png) [@Spram](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spram)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 11:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-i-stupid-for-wishing-i-was-white/205790/84 "2003-10-06T11:56:59Z")
Who doesn’t wish he was white? Look at michael Jackson? You guys are holding me down, but I will fuck so many white woman and they’ll have so many brown babies that you’ll have no fucking choice but to call them white. and so the real reconquista begins cookies ---
**Author:** ![Spram](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/49beb7/32.png) [@Spram](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spram)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 11:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-i-stupid-for-wishing-i-was-white/205790/85 "2003-10-06T11:58:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Desmostylus \* > \*\*Probably the Coconut Club. \*\* To Aussies like you, coconuts are blacks acting whites. Go screw yourself you aborigenal killer. ---
**Author:** ![Desmostylus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c57346/32.png) [@Desmostylus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Desmostylus)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 12:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-i-stupid-for-wishing-i-was-white/205790/86 "2003-10-06T12:04:34Z")
And here I was thinking that the [Coconut Club](http://www.seeing-stars.com/Play/CoconutClub.shtml) was a real club. Go figure. ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 12:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-i-stupid-for-wishing-i-was-white/205790/87 "2003-10-06T12:04:56Z")
I wish **Spram** was white too. I hope he gets all the pink nipped, blonde women he wants. And a clue. I wish **Spram** could get a clue. I also wish for a pony. ---
**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 12:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-i-stupid-for-wishing-i-was-white/205790/88 "2003-10-06T12:06:04Z")
> [@](#): > > Blonde hair, pink nipples, they’re usually taller. Eeek! I’m not white! Why didn’t somebody tell me sooner? ---
**Author:** ![Spram](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/49beb7/32.png) [@Spram](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spram)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 12:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-i-stupid-for-wishing-i-was-white/205790/89 "2003-10-06T12:07:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Biggirl \* > \*\*I wish **Spram** was white too. I hope he gets all the pink nipped, blonde women he wants. And a clue. I wish **Spram** could get a clue. > > I also wish for a pony. \*\* A clue of what? Be careful not to crush the Pony under your weight… Oh, you want to EAT IT! ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 12:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-i-stupid-for-wishing-i-was-white/205790/90 "2003-10-06T12:07:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Spram \* > **Who doesn’t wish he was white? Look at michael Jackson?** I’d rather not. He freaky. > [@](#): > > \*\*You guys are holding me down, but I will fuck so many white woman and they’ll have so many brown babies that you’ll have no fucking choice but to call them white. and so the real reconquista begins cookies \*\* :dubious: 😕 :rolleyes: :wally ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-i-stupid-for-wishing-i-was-white/205790/91 "2003-10-06T12:08:18Z")
I find them hot. Blonde hair, pink nipples, they’re usually taller. Blah. Jamaican? What’s so special about them? ---
**Author:** ![Spram](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/49beb7/32.png) [@Spram](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spram)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-i-stupid-for-wishing-i-was-white/205790/92 "2003-10-06T12:08:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Dung Beetle \* > \*\*Eeek! I’m not white! Why didn’t somebody tell me sooner? \*\* Enjoying your whiteness? I wish I could wave fried chicken in front of starving kids too. ---
**Author:** ![sailor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a587f6/32.png) [@sailor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sailor)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 12:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-i-stupid-for-wishing-i-was-white/205790/93 "2003-10-06T12:09:39Z")
You are stupid. That’s for sure. ---
**Author:** ![Spram](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/49beb7/32.png) [@Spram](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spram)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 12:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-i-stupid-for-wishing-i-was-white/205790/94 "2003-10-06T12:11:06Z")
sailor: Why? You guys dont give examples. Because I’m a spic or soemthing? ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-i-stupid-for-wishing-i-was-white/205790/95 "2003-10-06T12:14:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Spram \* > **A clue of what?** Any one. Probably the best clue you could get is where to find a few brain cells to put in that lonely, empty head of yours > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Spram \* > \*\*Be careful not to crush the Pony under your weight… Oh, you want to EAT IT! \*\* But I don’t _have_ a pony to crush or eat. There is very little chance of my getting one. That’s the point Mr. Latino-man. But if I ever _do_ get a pony, once I’m done crushing and eating it I will give you it’s brain so that you can be in possession of at least one. ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-i-stupid-for-wishing-i-was-white/205790/96 "2003-10-06T12:15:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Spram \* > \*\*You guys dont give examples. Because I’m a spic or soemthing? \*\* Yeah, sure, that’s it. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Spram](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/49beb7/32.png) [@Spram](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spram)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-i-stupid-for-wishing-i-was-white/205790/97 "2003-10-06T12:17:00Z")
You people are mean, and racist. I hope you go fuck yourselves in hell.gasfdfdafasdfdsfsdfsdf ---
**Author:** ![mrsface](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a9adbd/32.png) [@mrsface](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mrsface)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-i-stupid-for-wishing-i-was-white/205790/98 "2003-10-06T12:17:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Spram \* > \*\*I find them hot. Blonde hair, pink nipples, they’re usually taller. Blah. > > \*\* What was that you were saying about stereotyping? ---
**Author:** ![Spram](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/49beb7/32.png) [@Spram](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spram)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 12:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-i-stupid-for-wishing-i-was-white/205790/99 "2003-10-06T12:19:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by mrsface \* > \*\*What was that you were saying about stereotyping? \*\* All honkeys are blonde with blue eyes and pasty pink skin! If not then why am I not a honkey? ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-i-stupid-for-wishing-i-was-white/205790/100 "2003-10-06T12:21:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Spram \* > \*\*All honkeys are blonde with blue eyes and pasty pink skin! If not then why am I not a honkey? \*\* Shouting it doesn’t make it right. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-i-stupid-for-wishing-i-was-white/205790.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-i-stupid-for-wishing-i-was-white/205790.md?page=6)