# I'm immature and feel the need to make sexual jokes about your mom **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 3, 2003, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-immature-and-feel-the-need-to-make-sexual-jokes-about-your-mom/216753 "2003-12-03T18:52:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Chavardz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/91b2a8/32.png) [@Chavardz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chavardz)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2003, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-immature-and-feel-the-need-to-make-sexual-jokes-about-your-mom/216753/1 "2003-12-03T18:52:55Z")
I saw this user the other day. Brand spankin’ new. Zero posts. His name was somewhat offenseive so I check out his porfile. Location: Your mom Occupation: Profesional Milfinator Why? Why must my parent be brought into this? And why can’t we grow out of the fifth grade? ---
**Author:** ![Trinopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/2bfe46/32.png) [@Trinopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trinopus)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2003, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-immature-and-feel-the-need-to-make-sexual-jokes-about-your-mom/216753/2 "2003-12-03T19:02:23Z")
But **Chavardz** , yer ma is just so flamin’ hot! (Well, sheesh… Would you prefer jokes about how _ugly_ your mother is?) Alas, humanity is permanently stuck in the fifth grade… Just ask any tv producer… Trinopus ---
**Author:** ![Chavardz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/91b2a8/32.png) [@Chavardz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chavardz)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2003, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-immature-and-feel-the-need-to-make-sexual-jokes-about-your-mom/216753/3 "2003-12-03T19:03:50Z")
Yes she is, and no, you aren’t invited to my house. I wans’t upset by the direct reference to my mother, it was the fact that someone could still think it’s funny that disturbed me. ---
**Author:** ![ammo52](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@ammo52](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ammo52)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2003, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-immature-and-feel-the-need-to-make-sexual-jokes-about-your-mom/216753/4 "2003-12-03T19:06:53Z")
Well, we’re being asked to welcome the newest member , who goes by the name of: My other ride is your mom. Same user, I wonder, or at least in his same 5th grade class? ---
**Author:** ![Chavardz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/91b2a8/32.png) [@Chavardz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chavardz)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2003, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-immature-and-feel-the-need-to-make-sexual-jokes-about-your-mom/216753/5 "2003-12-03T19:09:48Z")
Well _I_ didn’t want to mention him, but now that you do… should I warn him he’s being pitted? ---
**Author:** ![Chavardz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/91b2a8/32.png) [@Chavardz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chavardz)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2003, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-immature-and-feel-the-need-to-make-sexual-jokes-about-your-mom/216753/6 "2003-12-03T19:27:33Z")
It gets better, I forgot his interest: Doing you mom His email address (publicly available) is the same as his user name. Way to go dude! He reminds me of sherman, from american pie. ---
**Author:** ![gallows\_fodder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8c91f0/32.png) [@gallows\_fodder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gallows_fodder)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2003, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-immature-and-feel-the-need-to-make-sexual-jokes-about-your-mom/216753/7 "2003-12-03T20:25:28Z")
I don’t know…I saw a t-shirt the other day that said “Ask me about your mother” on it, and I laughed at the thought of me (female) wearing it. “Your mom” jokes can be funny in the right context. (Or…maybe I’m just 12 years old.) ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2003, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-immature-and-feel-the-need-to-make-sexual-jokes-about-your-mom/216753/8 "2003-12-03T20:30:52Z")
Is this the user called **My Other Ride Is Your Mom** or something to that effect? ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2003, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-immature-and-feel-the-need-to-make-sexual-jokes-about-your-mom/216753/9 "2003-12-03T20:31:29Z")
Next your going to try telling us fart jokes aren’t funny either. Excuse me while I go see a man about a horse and drop the kids off at the pool. * * * She told me she loved me like a brother. She was from Arkansas, hence the Joy! ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2003, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-immature-and-feel-the-need-to-make-sexual-jokes-about-your-mom/216753/10 "2003-12-03T20:35:30Z")
Damn, **ammo52** beat me to it. I have to be honest, I was anxiously awaiting his first post. I really wanted to know if he was serious or, umm, you know, one of those things that live under bridges? ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2003, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-immature-and-feel-the-need-to-make-sexual-jokes-about-your-mom/216753/11 "2003-12-03T20:39:31Z")
My Other Ride Is Your Mom I gotta admit, that’s pretty funny. ---
**Author:** ![ElwoodCuse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/edb3f5/32.png) [@ElwoodCuse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElwoodCuse)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2003, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-immature-and-feel-the-need-to-make-sexual-jokes-about-your-mom/216753/12 "2003-12-03T20:42:24Z")
Now here’s a jimmy joke about your mama that ya might not like… /snoop dogg ---
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2003, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-immature-and-feel-the-need-to-make-sexual-jokes-about-your-mom/216753/13 "2003-12-04T15:09:24Z")
I saw this user, he (she?) had a post in a thread I read. The user had BANNED under his (her) name, and a post count of 0. I thought it was odd. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Man\_With\_The\_Golden\_Gun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dc4da7/32.png) [@The\_Man\_With\_The\_Golden\_Gun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Man_With_The_Golden_Gun)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2003, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-immature-and-feel-the-need-to-make-sexual-jokes-about-your-mom/216753/14 "2003-12-04T20:32:30Z")
Okay, I’ve seen it used everywhere, and my curiosity is at a peak. WHAT THE HOLY HELL IS A “MILF”??? ---
**Author:** ![kung\_fu\_lola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f4b2a3/32.png) [@kung\_fu\_lola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kung_fu_lola)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2003, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-immature-and-feel-the-need-to-make-sexual-jokes-about-your-mom/216753/15 "2003-12-04T20:35:52Z")
**M** om **I** ’d **L** ike to **F** uck ---
**Author:** ![kung\_fu\_lola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f4b2a3/32.png) [@kung\_fu\_lola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kung_fu_lola)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2003, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-immature-and-feel-the-need-to-make-sexual-jokes-about-your-mom/216753/16 "2003-12-04T20:37:15Z")
First made famous in the _American Pie_ movies. My homegirl Madonna was voted a “MILF” by one of those lad’s magazines last moth. ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2003, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-immature-and-feel-the-need-to-make-sexual-jokes-about-your-mom/216753/17 "2003-12-04T23:32:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by The Man With The Golden Gun \* > **my curiosity is at a peak** Don’t listen to them. Are you at work? Google the term and click on every link. Not really. ---
**Author:** ![umop\_ap\_sdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/dbc845/32.png) [@umop\_ap\_sdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/umop_ap_sdn)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2003, 10:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-immature-and-feel-the-need-to-make-sexual-jokes-about-your-mom/216753/18 "2003-12-05T10:31:42Z")
The user in question posted [at least once](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&postid=4305632#post4305632). ---
**Author:** ![Hamadryad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6de8d8/32.png) [@Hamadryad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamadryad)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2003, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-immature-and-feel-the-need-to-make-sexual-jokes-about-your-mom/216753/19 "2003-12-05T12:55:36Z")
You know, I never feel the NEED to make sexual jokes about people’s moms…it’s really more of a hobby. ---
**Author:** ![FordPrefect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e99b99/32.png) [@FordPrefect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FordPrefect)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2003, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-immature-and-feel-the-need-to-make-sexual-jokes-about-your-mom/216753/20 "2003-12-05T14:34:25Z")
Although, I really like fucking the mother of my children… [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-immature-and-feel-the-need-to-make-sexual-jokes-about-your-mom/216753.md?page=2)