# I'm immature and feel the need to make sexual jokes about your mom **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 3, 2003, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-immature-and-feel-the-need-to-make-sexual-jokes-about-your-mom/216753 "2003-12-03T18:52:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2003, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-immature-and-feel-the-need-to-make-sexual-jokes-about-your-mom/216753/21 "2003-12-05T14:46:55Z")
A was called a DILF a couple weeks back. Man, that made me feel good. ---
**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2003, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-immature-and-feel-the-need-to-make-sexual-jokes-about-your-mom/216753/22 "2003-12-05T15:07:44Z")
I think if I’m ever to (under the influence of badly contaminated LSD) become the sponsor of a Monster-Truck team, I could see requesting one of the rigs be named the “Professional Milfinator” 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2003, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-immature-and-feel-the-need-to-make-sexual-jokes-about-your-mom/216753/23 "2003-12-05T15:14:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NurseCarmen \* > \*\*A was called a DILF a couple weeks back. Man, that made me feel good. \*\* DILF? Sounds like a nickname for “Dilbert”. ---
**Author:** ![Neurotik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/91b2a8/32.png) [@Neurotik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Neurotik)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2003, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-immature-and-feel-the-need-to-make-sexual-jokes-about-your-mom/216753/24 "2003-12-05T15:23:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by FordPrefect \* > \*\*Although, I really like fucking the mother of my children… \*\* I really like fucking the mother of your children, too. Booyah! ---
**Author:** ![slu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/74df32/32.png) [@slu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slu)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2003, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-immature-and-feel-the-need-to-make-sexual-jokes-about-your-mom/216753/25 "2003-12-05T15:33:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Neurotik \* > \*\*I really like fucking the mother of your children, too. > > Booyah! \*\* This is exactly way I still think your mother jokes are funny. Bravo **Neurotik** , bravo! ---
**Author:** ![gluteus\_maximus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f17d59/32.png) [@gluteus\_maximus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gluteus_maximus)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2003, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-immature-and-feel-the-need-to-make-sexual-jokes-about-your-mom/216753/26 "2003-12-05T15:42:21Z")
Just goes to show anybody who thinks that the Mods aren’t aren’t on the ball… **My other ride is your mother** was banned with only one post… and credited with zero! ---
**Author:** ![gluteus\_maximus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f17d59/32.png) [@gluteus\_maximus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gluteus_maximus)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2003, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-immature-and-feel-the-need-to-make-sexual-jokes-about-your-mom/216753/27 "2003-12-05T15:45:18Z")
Please ignore one “aren’t” in the previous post. I _will_ use the “Preview Reply” button. I _will_ use the “Preview Reply” button. I _will_ use the “Preview Reply” button… ---
**Author:** ![PhiloVance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e19adc/32.png) [@PhiloVance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PhiloVance)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2003, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-immature-and-feel-the-need-to-make-sexual-jokes-about-your-mom/216753/28 "2003-12-05T20:41:59Z")
Which one? ---
**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2003, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-immature-and-feel-the-need-to-make-sexual-jokes-about-your-mom/216753/29 "2003-12-06T02:38:31Z")
Ask yo’mama, she was there when he put it in… ---
**Author:** ![Critical1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3e96dc/32.png) [@Critical1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Critical1)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2003, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-immature-and-feel-the-need-to-make-sexual-jokes-about-your-mom/216753/30 "2003-12-06T13:33:13Z")
I had a tshirt that said I’d rather be going down on your daughter, and a licence plate frame that said my other ride is your mama, people get offended as hell for some reason but they are both great conversation starters. come on mama jokes are great if they are from far enough out of the blue or half way original. ---
**Author:** ![Enki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b5ac83/32.png) [@Enki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enki)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2003, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-immature-and-feel-the-need-to-make-sexual-jokes-about-your-mom/216753/31 "2003-12-07T04:52:38Z")
Well, as a teenager I wore a jacket button that said “Harder than your husband.” 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Azure\_Eternity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f05b48/32.png) [@Azure\_Eternity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Azure_Eternity)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2003, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-immature-and-feel-the-need-to-make-sexual-jokes-about-your-mom/216753/32 "2003-12-07T05:40:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by gallows fodder \* > \*\*I don’t know…I saw a t-shirt the other day that said “Ask me about your mother” on it, and I laughed at the thought of me (female) wearing it. \*\* You can find that shirt at [Glarkware](http://www.glarkware.com/securestore/c181845p16273300.2.html) , which has some other neat stuff. Being a sixteen-year-old girl, I’m partial to the [World’s Best Grandma](http://www.glarkware.com/securestore/c181846p16284887.2.html) shirt, but the times are such that it might actually be taken seriously. ---
**Author:** ![Azure\_Eternity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f05b48/32.png) [@Azure\_Eternity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Azure_Eternity)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2003, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-immature-and-feel-the-need-to-make-sexual-jokes-about-your-mom/216753/33 "2003-12-07T05:48:32Z")
Thinking back on it, I realized that I should clarify. While it’s not possible for me to be a grandmother at sixteen, the fact that there are twenty-seven year old grandmothers out there (mentioned in another thread) shows that the idea of a very young woman being a grandmother is not as outrageous as it seems. ---
**Author:** ![Moe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/moe/32/2972_2.png) [@Moe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moe)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2003, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-immature-and-feel-the-need-to-make-sexual-jokes-about-your-mom/216753/34 "2003-12-07T05:59:09Z")
Let’s get off moms, I just got off yours. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by kung fu lola \* > \*\*First made famous in the _American Pie_ movies. \*\* The heck it was. That was a common expression used back when I was in HS (over a decade ago) (just barely). And it wasn’t a local thing because I also heard it in college 4 states away. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-immature-and-feel-the-need-to-make-sexual-jokes-about-your-mom/216753.md?page=1)