# I'm in third place on the SDMB!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-in-third-place-on-the-sdmb/1015829>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 19, 2025, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-in-third-place-on-the-sdmb/1015829 "2025-03-19T17:03:46Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 13\
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**Author:** ![mixdenny](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mixdenny/32/2962_2.png) [@mixdenny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mixdenny)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2025, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-in-third-place-on-the-sdmb/1015829/1 "2025-03-19T17:03:46Z")

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I just clicked on the 3 horizontal menu bars near my user name. Selected “Users” then “Topics Created” and “Year”. Damn, I started 108 topics in the past year. I’m 2 ahead of Beckdawrek". But Love\_Rhombus at 148 and HeyHomie at 136 are well ahead.

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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2025, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-in-third-place-on-the-sdmb/1015829/2 "2025-03-19T18:32:10Z")

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I’m not much for topics created with 8 in the past year.

But I am the single most prolific poster in that same period by about 10% over my closest competitor, @Smapti. With no disrespect to him, his nearly full-time job the last year of re-posting Xits showing trump or musk to be fools has given him a lot of posts, but many of those have rather little original content. He does post a bunch of original work too, but percentagewise it’s not as much.

Third place in the posting race goes to @knoodler. Somebody I’ve long seen in the stats but otherwise don’t recognize. Turn out they play thread games, and only thread games.

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2025, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-in-third-place-on-the-sdmb/1015829/3 "2025-03-19T23:11:31Z")

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I’m one of the top posters? Hoo boy.

This place is gonna fall apart when I take my six-month hiatus after Easter.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2025, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-in-third-place-on-the-sdmb/1015829/4 "2025-03-19T23:19:12Z")

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I woulda been ahead but I was neglectful.

I’ll try harder(aint ya’ll happy to know this 😀)

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**Author:** ![penultima\_thule](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/penultima_thule/32/3833_2.png) [@penultima\_thule](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/penultima_thule)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2025, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-in-third-place-on-the-sdmb/1015829/5 "2025-03-20T00:06:46Z")

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Empty Vessels … Noise … Quantity … Quality. Yadda, yadda.

Shit, 80,000 posts read in past 12 months! 200+ a day. Gazooks!  
I’m lapping up all this stuff with a soup ladle. Wherefore real life?

Don’t know whether to be proud or embarrassed.

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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2025, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-in-third-place-on-the-sdmb/1015829/6 "2025-03-20T00:39:49Z")

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> [@penultima\_thule](#):
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> Wherefore real life?
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> Don’t know whether to be proud or embarrassed.

My thoughts precisely.

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**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2025, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-in-third-place-on-the-sdmb/1015829/7 "2025-03-20T02:00:56Z")

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> [@Smapti](#):
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> This place is gonna fall apart when I take my six-month hiatus after Easter.

As are you, unless you have a plan for all that free time you’ll suddenly have!

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2025, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-in-third-place-on-the-sdmb/1015829/8 "2025-03-20T02:07:52Z")

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> [@digs](#):
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> unless you have a plan for all that free time you’ll suddenly have!

Kabbalah ritual that involves self-isolation, reading the Old Testament, and lots of praying. I’ll explain more when I get closer to the start date.

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**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2025, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-in-third-place-on-the-sdmb/1015829/9 "2025-03-20T02:14:42Z")

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> [@mixdenny](#):
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> I just clicked on the 3 horizontal menu bars near my user name. Selected “Users” then “Topics Created” and “Year”. Damn, I started 108 topics in the past year. I’m 2 ahead of Beckdawrek". But Love\_Rhombus at 148 and HeyHomie at 136 are well ahead.

I was genuinely surprised the first time I selected “posts read” and “all time”.

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**Author:** ![Kropotkin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kropotkin/32/18045_2.png) [@Kropotkin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kropotkin)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2025, 11:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-in-third-place-on-the-sdmb/1015829/10 "2025-03-20T11:36:32Z")

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My stats are low compared to the champs here, but shockingly high as a percentage of how I spend an average day. I console myself with the thought “time you choose to waste is not wasted time!”

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**Author:** ![Jasmine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jasmine/32/2964_2.png) [@Jasmine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jasmine)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2025, 11:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-in-third-place-on-the-sdmb/1015829/11 "2025-03-20T11:40:50Z")

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> [@LSLGuy](#):
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> I’m not much for topics created with 8 in the past year.

I’ve created 16 in the last 365 days so, compared to me, you’re prolific! LOL

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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2025, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-in-third-place-on-the-sdmb/1015829/12 "2025-03-20T13:11:43Z")

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Hmmm. One of us is confused about that sentence. I can’t say who, but one of us for sure. 😉

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**Author:** ![pulykamell](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pulykamell/32/3166_2.png) [@pulykamell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pulykamell)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2025, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-in-third-place-on-the-sdmb/1015829/13 "2025-03-20T15:22:21Z")

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Well, it’s not just you. Meanwhile, I seem to have visited 365 days out of 365, which is a bit of a surprise to me. Even my hospitalized days, I was checking the Dope, apparently. I clearly have a habit. No new topics posted. A big fat goose egg. But I’m tied with a ton of people for #1 for days visited.
