# I'm leaving here

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-leaving-here/103301>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [April 12, 2002, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-leaving-here/103301 "2002-04-12T19:46:55Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 19\
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**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2002, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-leaving-here/103301/41 "2002-04-13T03:19:39Z")

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> \*Originally posted by tomndebb \*  
> \*\*\*\*Zoggie[/vb], [B’bye SDMB (Don’t read this it’s long)](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=109168) was really recent. (This morning, perhaps?)  
> And such a heartfelt lament from a poster with two entire posts (under this uername). \*\*

ok, so it was recent, the question is ‘was it of late?’

😃

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**Author:** ![SpaceGhostofArrakis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9fc348/32.png) [@SpaceGhostofArrakis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpaceGhostofArrakis)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2002, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-leaving-here/103301/42 "2002-04-13T03:51:59Z")

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Wait, wait…so am I correct in assuming there is no going away party?

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**Author:** ![whistlepig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/73ab20/32.png) [@whistlepig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whistlepig)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2002, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-leaving-here/103301/43 "2002-04-13T04:17:10Z")

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> \*Originally posted by BottledBlondJeanie \*  
> \*\*Quickly folks…it looks like one of Scylla’s groundhogs has taken over his home and is now logging in and posing as Scylla.
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> Further evidence of this fact can be found by the recent postings of someone who calls themself “Whistlepig.”\*\*

Himself.

I’ve got it down to one personality, currently.

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**Author:** ![yosemite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/3ab097/32.png) [@yosemite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yosemite)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2002, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-leaving-here/103301/44 "2002-04-13T05:19:20Z")

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I’m _so_ with you, Scylla. And I’m sure the pressures from the farm animals and Amish (or, forgive me, the A **l** mish) are really getting to you. What else can you do?

I am going to withdraw from this thread, as a gesture of my sympathy and solidarity for you and your travails. It is a great sacrifice, but I am sure it is the right thing to do.

{heaves heavy, vicitmized, martyred sigh}

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**Author:** ![kambuckta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@kambuckta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambuckta)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2002, 7:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-leaving-here/103301/45 "2002-04-13T07:31:57Z")

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Who’s Scylla?

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**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2002, 7:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-leaving-here/103301/46 "2002-04-13T07:49:58Z")

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I agree with **Scylla** that the “Goodbye Cruel SDMB” post was pretty lame. If you don’t want to play by our rules, take your ball and go home–no one’s forcing you to be here.

The problem I have is that now there’s no way of being able to say “I don’t think I can post here anymore.” Last March, a lot of bad things were happening in my life, and I was getting pretty depressed. I felt like my posts were starting to get a little rambling and incoherent, and that I had less and less to contribute to the Board. I decided, whether for good or bad, to stop posting for a some time. But, at the time, there had been a real spate of “This board is so horrible! I’m leaving! You’ll never see me again!” posts. I believed, that, no matter how valid my reasons for going were, I wouldn’t be able to post a “good-bye” thread and be taken seriously. I also thought that, if I did that and then returned too quickly, I would be slated for it.

So, instead, I just quietly dropped out of sight. I’m not sure if anyone ever realised I was gone, I don’t know if anyone cared or not. I was gone a lot longer than I thought I would be (nine months), and when I did return a few Dopers (thank you **Zyada** , thank you **Brynda** ) had wondered where I’d been all this time. If I’d been able to post a “good-bye” thread, at least people would have known I was OK and just needed some time out.

I know this is the Pit, but I just needed to get that off my chest.

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**Author:** ![Monster104](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Monster104](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monster104)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2002, 8:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-leaving-here/103301/47 "2002-04-13T08:14:56Z")

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Heh, now that the Bastardly Scylla is no longer posting (in this thread) we can make jokes about him and snicker all night long at his expense!

😛

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**Author:** ![CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crankyasanoldman/32/11670_2.png) [@CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrankyAsAnOldMan)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2002, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-leaving-here/103301/48 "2002-04-13T13:10:09Z")

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I am afraid I can rate it no higher than a five. He gets high marks for subtlety. However, I feel that he has failed to realized his true “Cheap Drama” potential.

For example, I think the farewell rant was sorely lacking in condescending judgments about how threads like this _used_ to be, long before threads like his were “ruined” by people who “just don’t get” what the boards are about. Then, a comment about how it’s even worse since we got the new board… well, that would make this seem fresh and up-to-date.

For my part, let me keep this thread on the right track historically by saying:

Gosh Scylla, I hope that with time and thought and a break you’ll reconsider and come back to this thread. We all need a break sometimes, it’s healthy. We’ll all be thinking of you and missing you SO much.

Now, how are these things usually signed? “Hugs?” or “Much Love?”

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**Author:** ![Narile](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@Narile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Narile)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2002, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-leaving-here/103301/49 "2002-04-13T20:58:37Z")

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Hmmm, looking at the OP we notice this line:

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> Recent issues with various moderators, administrators, posters and farm animals have also forced me to take a moral stand

And then we have.

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> **Ferrous**
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> Sheep.

Obviously, we have the reason he has left the thread. Ferrous has been trying to get Scylla to pimp some mutton for him.

😉

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**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2002, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-leaving-here/103301/50 "2002-04-13T21:29:19Z")

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Hmmm… you may be right! Then again, we never know what’s going to happen with all this stuff going on around here! 😉

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**Author:** ![Robb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/a183cd/32.png) [@Robb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robb)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2002, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-leaving-here/103301/51 "2002-04-13T21:31:26Z")

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> Obviously, we have the reason he has left the thread. Ferrous has been trying to get Scylla to pimp some mutton for him.

So, how ewe doin’?

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2002, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-leaving-here/103301/52 "2002-04-13T21:48:36Z")

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Hello, Dolly…

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**Author:** ![Robb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/a183cd/32.png) [@Robb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robb)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2002, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-leaving-here/103301/53 "2002-04-13T21:53:00Z")

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Haven’t I seen you somewhere before?

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2002, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-leaving-here/103301/54 "2002-04-13T23:19:18Z")

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On the gripping hand…

Suppose its _us_ getting whooshed! I mean, wouldn’t that be the totally coolest thing ever, if **Scylla** actually did permanently scoot! Be one on us, huh?

No doubt he would be spoken of only in the hushed tones of awe if he were to do something that totally edgy. A man capable of that kind of exit, you would have to say bestrides this world like a collossus. Really. No way around it. Total coolness.

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**Author:** ![pantom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/34f0e0/32.png) [@pantom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pantom)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2002, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-leaving-here/103301/55 "2002-04-14T01:58:09Z")

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**Scylla** , you ever think of doing politics or the law? I mean, from what I see here, you’ve got the potential to get a whole crowd of people you thoroughly disagree with to agree with you, and then be able to point to the actual words of the speech afterwards, when you’ve sold the whole bunch down the river, and say “Where in this speech did I ever tell you I’d do that?”  
If not Presidential material, then at the very least Presidential potential.

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**Author:** ![musicguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ba0ec/32.png) [@musicguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/musicguy)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2002, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-leaving-here/103301/56 "2002-04-14T05:45:16Z")

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This thread just isn’t the same since **scylla** left.

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**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2002, 11:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-leaving-here/103301/57 "2002-04-14T11:37:51Z")

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Scylla posted at 7:29pm Pacific Time, 4/13, in [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=109070&perpage=50&pagenumber=3) thread.

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**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2002, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-leaving-here/103301/58 "2002-04-17T12:50:11Z")

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[GOTCHA YA!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=109839)

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**Author:** ![Spritle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@Spritle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spritle)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2002, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-leaving-here/103301/59 "2002-04-17T13:24:59Z")

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**Scylla** ’s Cheap Drama: I’m not impressed.

😉

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