# I'm leaving this board

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-leaving-this-board/42926>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 27, 2000, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-leaving-this-board/42926 "2000-11-27T22:23:17Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2000, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-leaving-this-board/42926/1 "2000-11-27T22:23:17Z")

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for about 20 minutes. I just wanted to let you know I really am still here. Nothing interesting has been going on in my life so I haven’t had a thing to say. I’ll try to knocksomeone down at work or start a fire while mowing just to entertain the masses.

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**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2000, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-leaving-this-board/42926/2 "2000-11-27T22:29:51Z")

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You could help me [name my kitten.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=48276) 🙂

[Edited by Eutychus55 on 11-27-2000 at 06:20 PM]

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**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2000, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-leaving-this-board/42926/3 "2000-11-27T22:30:54Z")

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Good thing you explained yourself, Mully. Thought for a minute there I was gonna have to kill you. 😉

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**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2000, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-leaving-this-board/42926/4 "2000-11-27T22:32:38Z")

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And here I think that because I’ve never, AFAIK, made a linking error, I don’t have to preview anymore. ::sigh:: Coldy, Euty, UncleBeer? Or you could just leave it like that so everyone knows what a moron they’re dealing with… 😃

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**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2000, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-leaving-this-board/42926/5 "2000-11-27T22:33:25Z")

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JESUS, Mully! Don’t scare me like that! Who would I mock if you weren’t around??? 😃

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**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2000, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-leaving-this-board/42926/6 "2000-11-27T22:34:17Z")

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You shithead! :::grrrrrrrr::: 🙂

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**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2000, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-leaving-this-board/42926/7 "2000-11-27T22:36:31Z")

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Link **not** fixed at the request of the author.

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> Or you could just leave it like that so everyone knows what a moron they’re dealing with…

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**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2000, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-leaving-this-board/42926/8 "2000-11-27T22:42:03Z")

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On a similar note, I would like to announce that I am going to take a pee. Carry on, all.

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**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2000, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-leaving-this-board/42926/9 "2000-11-27T22:57:40Z")

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Ha ha ha. Thanks, Unc. :rolleyes: 🙂 _Please_ fix it?

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**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-leaving-this-board/42926/10 "2000-11-28T00:22:07Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Silver Fire \*  
> \*\*Ha ha ha. Thanks, Unc. :rolleyes: 🙂 _Please_ fix it? \*\*

Sometimes it pays to go straight for the professionals. 😉

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**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-leaving-this-board/42926/11 "2000-11-28T00:25:51Z")

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Euty!!! My hero! Now I know who to go to for help. 🙂

::kicks UncleBeer as she walks out:: :mad: 😃

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**Author:** ![Trion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ccd318/32.png) [@Trion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trion)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-leaving-this-board/42926/12 "2000-11-28T01:39:27Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Mullinator \*  
> **Nothing interesting has been going on in my life so I haven’t had a thing to say.**

Ditto for me. Just thought I’d let my legion of fans know. 😉

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**Author:** ![yosemite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/3ab097/32.png) [@yosemite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yosemite)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-leaving-this-board/42926/13 "2000-11-28T01:44:22Z")

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I am eating some cake.

Just thought everyone would appreciate that detail.

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**Author:** ![Homer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/df788c/32.png) [@Homer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homer)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-leaving-this-board/42926/14 "2000-11-28T02:07:46Z")

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Do what I do. Instead of telling people important stuff that they want to know, tell them UNimportant stuff that they DON’T want to know.

–Tim

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**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-leaving-this-board/42926/15 "2000-11-28T15:32:35Z")

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Mully -

When you purchased the “married with puppy, life in the suburbs” option, one of the documents you signed addresses this specific issue. Refer to document 156, section 3987, subsection A.174.6C, paragraph 752:

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> In leiu of an interesting life, you shall instead forever pay interest on your lifestyle.

It’s a pretty standard disclaimer. Pretty soon you’ll find joy in discussing the relative merits of seeding vs. sodding and white picket fence vs. red tip privacy hedge. You will have become the Plastic American. Do not fight it. Come with us. _Be_ one of us. It’s for the best, you know.

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**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-leaving-this-board/42926/16 "2000-11-28T16:23:24Z")

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> kicks UncleBeer as she walks out

Ya know, I could always _misrepair_ it again. And every other link you’ve ever posted. Wouldn’t **that** be fun? I’m kidding, of course. Thanks, Euty.

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**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-leaving-this-board/42926/17 "2000-11-28T17:47:13Z")

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{{{{{UncleBeer}}}}} 🙂

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**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-leaving-this-board/42926/18 "2000-11-28T22:02:46Z")

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Oh, sure … I do the work and HE gets the hug.

I’m just all upset now. I’ve got a good mind to uncorrect the URL.

Hmpf.

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**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-leaving-this-board/42926/19 "2000-11-28T22:20:27Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Eutychus55 \*  
> **Oh, sure … I do the work and HE gets the hug.**

Thought you quit. Yeah, I remember your exact words, “I Quit.” One of the rules is that all credit you earned while in the job is to be shared between the surviving teammates, while all their blame is to be place on you. Don’t like it? Shouldn’t have quit.

[sub]glad yer back[/sub]

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**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-leaving-this-board/42926/20 "2000-11-28T22:30:30Z")

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Quit? Euty, quit? And have the entire free world come crashing down around us? We couldn’t allow that. We talked him out it with a hefty raise (a second coffee mug).

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