# i'm leaving...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-leaving/104430>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 19, 2002, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-leaving/104430 "2002-04-19T01:13:21Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 11\
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**Author:** ![\_your\_name\_here](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/919ad9/32.png) [@\_your\_name\_here](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_your_name_here)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2002, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-leaving/104430/1 "2002-04-19T01:13:21Z")

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i feel it is symbolic to leave on this 200th post.

a long time ago, i was nearly at this great number, but the crash of '02 required me to regain some 170 posts.

now that i am finally at this number, i’ve decided i’m leaving.

to where you ask? the bathroom of course!

(ynh)

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**Author:** ![Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c77e96/32.png) [@Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Speaker_for_the_Dead)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2002, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-leaving/104430/2 "2002-04-19T01:14:12Z")

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_rams you through with a telephone post_

😛 I was all ready for a farewell post.

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**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2002, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-leaving/104430/3 "2002-04-19T01:16:28Z")

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So did everything come out okay?

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**Author:** ![Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c77e96/32.png) [@Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Speaker_for_the_Dead)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2002, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-leaving/104430/4 "2002-04-19T01:16:50Z")

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And wait… are you implying that you _haven’t gone to the bathroom_ in the last 7 months? :eek:!

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**Author:** ![\_your\_name\_here](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/919ad9/32.png) [@\_your\_name\_here](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_your_name_here)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2002, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-leaving/104430/5 "2002-04-19T01:19:02Z")

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quick, bring the plunger!

i’ve got seven months worth there in the crapper!

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**Author:** ![Snooooopy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Snooooopy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snooooopy)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2002, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-leaving/104430/6 "2002-04-19T03:23:30Z")

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Seven months’ worth? How BIG is this toilet?

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**Author:** ![Grelby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a5b964/32.png) [@Grelby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grelby)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2002, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-leaving/104430/7 "2002-04-19T04:04:35Z")

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**Snooooopy** , some depths are better left unplumbed.

[sub]Ducks and runs like hell[/sub]

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**Author:** ![LurkMeister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3da27b/32.png) [@LurkMeister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LurkMeister)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2002, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-leaving/104430/8 "2002-04-19T04:12:08Z")

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When I got to this thread, it was right below [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=110347). :eek:

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**Author:** ![\_your\_name\_here](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/919ad9/32.png) [@\_your\_name\_here](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_your_name_here)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2002, 10:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-leaving/104430/9 "2002-04-19T10:36:31Z")

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so this now a thread about my toilet and my poo?

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**Author:** ![Bandanaman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3ab097/32.png) [@Bandanaman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bandanaman)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2002, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-leaving/104430/10 "2002-04-19T12:50:20Z")

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How 'bout them Tigers, eh?

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**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2002, 7:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-leaving/104430/11 "2002-04-20T07:08:40Z")

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Nah, how about them Canucks?
