# I'm legal... now! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 22, 2004, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-legal-now/276064 "2004-11-22T06:01:25Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2004, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-legal-now/276064/1 "2004-11-22T06:01:25Z")
18th birthday today! No, won’t be buying cigarettes (don’t smoke, except occasionally… maybe once a month) or porn (easier to get it online for free). But happy birthday to me! ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2004, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-legal-now/276064/2 "2004-11-22T06:04:23Z")
Are you uh, hot? Female? ---
**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2004, 6:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-legal-now/276064/3 "2004-11-22T06:36:45Z")
I’m… uhh… decent looking (imnsho), and male. ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2004, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-legal-now/276064/4 "2004-11-22T06:38:24Z")
Uh, forget I said anything. ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2004, 8:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-legal-now/276064/5 "2004-11-22T08:20:36Z")
They say all the good online porn is pay-to-play, which is now an option for you, if you have the money. Just some food for thought. ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2004, 8:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-legal-now/276064/6 "2004-11-22T08:21:56Z")
Congrats btw. I just turned legal two months ago. It’s so nice to finally be able to say “Yup, you sure can see my ID, it’s right here” rather than “Um…er…uh…I forgot it?” ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2004, 8:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-legal-now/276064/7 "2004-11-22T08:25:06Z")
> [@chaoticdonkey](#): > > I’m… uhh… decent looking (imnsho), and male. You’re legal, and you’re fabulous! Well maybe not _that_ fabo, but you’re OK. ---
**Author:** ![duffer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duffer/32/1026_2.png) [@duffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/duffer)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2004, 9:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-legal-now/276064/8 "2004-11-22T09:39:54Z")
So now we can tell you to go screw yourself without worrying about soliciting underage sex act? Cool! Kidding. Happy Birthday. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![AngelicGemma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/439d5e/32.png) [@AngelicGemma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelicGemma)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2004, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-legal-now/276064/9 "2004-11-22T12:22:36Z")
Happy birthday! ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2004, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-legal-now/276064/10 "2004-11-22T12:39:09Z")
Happy Bday **chaoticdonkey**! ---
**Author:** ![Jayn\_Newell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Jayn\_Newell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jayn_Newell)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2004, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-legal-now/276064/11 "2004-11-22T12:51:49Z")
Great, now I won’t have to sneak you in through the back door anymore! Happy Birthday, have a lollipop. ---
**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2004, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-legal-now/276064/12 "2004-11-22T16:57:40Z")
yay! Lollipop! ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2004, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-legal-now/276064/13 "2004-11-22T17:52:25Z")
Happy birthday! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2004, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-legal-now/276064/14 "2004-11-22T19:36:25Z")
Happy Birthday **chaoticdonkey** I believe you should buy porn. Just because you can. But then that’s me. 😃 Heck forget the porn, meet me in the stripclub. I’ll buy your first lap dance 😃 😃 😃 Oh and **AngelicGemma** says she wants to come along. We can make it a party! ---
**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2004, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-legal-now/276064/15 "2004-11-22T20:10:13Z")
> [@nocturnal\_tick](#): > > Happy Birthday **chaoticdonkey** > > I believe you should buy porn. Just because you can. But then that’s me. 😃 > > Heck forget the porn, meet me in the stripclub. I’ll buy your first lap dance 😃 😃 😃 > Oh and **AngelicGemma** says she wants to come along. We can make it a party! Where is this Limbo place? Perhaps we can meet up? And how far left of it are you? 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2004, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-legal-now/276064/16 "2004-11-22T20:12:13Z")
Congrats. If you can wait three years, I’ll buy you a beer 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2004, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-legal-now/276064/17 "2004-11-22T20:47:43Z")
> [@chaoticdonkey](#): > > yay! Lollipop! I hate to break this to you my friend, but you didn’t have to wait til you were 18 to have a Lollipop. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2004, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-legal-now/276064/18 "2004-11-22T21:06:21Z")
> [@chaoticdonkey](#): > > Where is this Limbo place? Perhaps we can meet up? And how far left of it are you? 😛 Well, turn left at Purgatory and keep going straight until you see the signs for Salvation. If you see a McDonald’s then you’ve gone too far. Turn left. Go on for two miles then take the second exit for Limbo. I’m about a stone’s throw to the left. ---
**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2004, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-legal-now/276064/19 "2004-11-22T21:39:03Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > I hate to break this to you my friend, but you didn’t have to wait til you were 18 to have a Lollipop. 😃 Ah good. After I replied earlier, I was worried that perhaps “lollipop” was a euphemism. And apparently, I did have to wait. Before, I just called them “suckers.” ---
**Author:** ![Jayn\_Newell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Jayn\_Newell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jayn_Newell)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2004, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-legal-now/276064/20 "2004-11-22T22:35:26Z")
Nah it’s not a euphemism–or if it is, I don’t know what for. It’s just something I do. And saying “lollipop?” sounds better than saying “sucker?” [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-legal-now/276064.md?page=2)