# I'm legal... now! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 22, 2004, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-legal-now/276064 "2004-11-22T06:01:25Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2004, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-legal-now/276064/21 "2004-11-23T00:37:59Z")
Eh… am I the only one who’s heard “licking/sucking a lollipop” used as a synonym for blowjob? Damn, being homosexual makes me paranoid when people say things like I can have lollipops. Especially when the title of the thread is “I’m legal.” 😛 and a ;j for no reason. ---
**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2004, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-legal-now/276064/22 "2004-11-23T00:54:00Z")
> [@chaoticdonkey](#): > > Eh… am I the only one who’s heard “licking/sucking a lollipop” used as a synonym for blowjob? > > Damn, being homosexual makes me paranoid when people say things like I can have lollipops. Especially when the title of the thread is “I’m legal.” > > 😛 and a ;j for no reason. I’ve never heard of it being _said_ but I have been fully corrupted by the Corporate Machine[sup]TM[/SUP] into interpreting the imagery. It’s not a good thing to be paranoid in your own thread. That’s our job. And I think :o and 😛 are best suited to this explanation. Heck I’ll throw in a 😉 for good measure. ---
**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2004, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-legal-now/276064/23 "2004-11-23T00:55:50Z")
I just like the ;j ---
**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2004, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-legal-now/276064/24 "2004-11-23T01:14:03Z")
Oh…go on then. ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ---
**Author:** ![Jayn\_Newell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Jayn\_Newell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jayn_Newell)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2004, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-legal-now/276064/25 "2004-11-23T01:17:17Z")
The Jew smilies…_THEY’RE INVADING US!!!_ _ahem_ So, yeah…do you want a cherry or blueberry lollipop? You’re not getting the other kind, so sorry to dissappoint. Well, not from me at least. ---
**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2004, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-legal-now/276064/26 "2004-11-23T01:20:00Z")
> [@Jayn\_Newell](#): > > So, yeah…do you want a cherry or blueberry lollipop? You can’t have a “lollipop” from **Jayn** but she offering her cherry! 😕 ---
**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2004, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-legal-now/276064/27 "2004-11-23T02:14:49Z")
hmm. You know which suckers are good? Those little Dum-Dum rootbeer ones. So are the strawberry ones. That’s why I like banks. Free suckers. (“lollipops” for you insane people) ---
**Author:** ![iggy\_popov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/f17d59/32.png) [@iggy\_popov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iggy_popov)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2004, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-legal-now/276064/28 "2004-11-23T02:43:51Z")
No porn and no smokes? That’s what 18 is all about. Give the smokes to a friend and a really fun thing to do with porn is open a newspaper box and slip the pictures into the unsold papers. Great fun for hours. Are you going to do the lotto ticket thing though? That was the 3rd item for my friends and I “now that I’m 18 what can I buy?” phase. Oh yeah and you can buy guns now. ---
**Author:** ![shijinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cc9497/32.png) [@shijinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shijinn)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2004, 7:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-legal-now/276064/29 "2004-11-23T07:39:32Z")
> [@chaoticdonkey](#): > > I just like the ;j > [@nocturnal\_tick](#): > > Oh…go on then. > > ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j > [@Jayn\_Newell](#): > > The Jew smilies…_THEY’RE INVADING US!!!_ … _ahem_ ---
**Author:** ![shijinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cc9497/32.png) [@shijinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shijinn)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2004, 7:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-legal-now/276064/30 "2004-11-23T07:40:34Z")
\_\_\_\_1UP\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_HIGH SCORE \_\_\_\_\_1920\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_1960 \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ 😃 ;j \_\_\_ ;j \_\_\_ ;j \_\_\_ ;j \_\_\_ ;j \_\_\_ ;j \_\_\_ ;j \_\_\_ ;j \_\_\_ ;j \_\_\_ ;j \_\_\_ ;j \_\_\_ ;j \_\_\_ ;j \_\_\_ ;j \_\_\_ ;j \_\_\_ ;j \_\_\_ ;j \_\_\_ ;j \_\_\_ ;j \_\_\_ ;j ;j \_\_\_ ;j \_\_\_ ;j \_\_\_ ;j \_\_\_ ;j \_\_\_ ;j \_\_\_ ;j \_\_\_ ;j \_\_\_ ;j \_\_\_ ;j \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_| \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_| \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_| \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ù ùù\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_dd ---
**Author:** ![JimSox5](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b5a626/32.png) [@JimSox5](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimSox5)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2004, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-legal-now/276064/31 "2004-11-23T07:55:03Z")
_starts a slow clap for **shijinn** _ That was actually very impressive. Easily impressed? Maybe, but that was very good. ---
**Author:** ![umop\_ap\_sdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/dbc845/32.png) [@umop\_ap\_sdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/umop_ap_sdn)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2004, 8:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-legal-now/276064/32 "2004-11-23T08:09:58Z")
Can’t top that space invaders post, but my usual reply to the OP is in order: \*\* HHHHH AAAAA PPPPP PPPPP YYYYY HHHHH AAAAA PPPPP PPPPP YYYYY HHHHH AAAAA PPPPP PPPPP YYYYY HHHHH AAAAA PPPPP PPPPP YYYYY HHHHH AAAAA PPPPP PPPPP YYYYY BBBBB IIIII RRRRR TTTTT HHHHH DDDDD AAAAA YYYYY BBBBB IIIII RRRRR TTTTT HHHHH DDDDD AAAAA YYYYY BBBBB IIIII RRRRR TTTTT HHHHH DDDDD AAAAA YYYYY BBBBB IIIII RRRRR TTTTT HHHHH DDDDD AAAAA YYYYY BBBBB IIIII RRRRR TTTTT HHHHH DDDDD AAAAA YYYYY \*\* _adds **chaoticdonkey** and also **fetus** to The List_ ---
**Author:** ![Jayn\_Newell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Jayn\_Newell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jayn_Newell)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2004, 11:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-legal-now/276064/33 "2004-11-23T11:16:22Z")
_chokes and applauds shijinn_ Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant. ---
**Author:** ![tomndebb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@tomndebb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tomndebb)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2004, 11:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-legal-now/276064/34 "2004-11-23T11:47:25Z")
I thought this was going to be about getting a Green Card. ---
**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2004, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-legal-now/276064/35 "2004-11-23T14:19:20Z")
**shijinn** : 🆒 I love the scores. I think you’ve just invented an official Doper arcade game. I’m really serious, this game would be awesome (obviously ignoring the anti-semite connotations, which were never intentional) You could include the bonus **1920’s Style Death Ray** weapon and instead of Game Over it says, _I burning your dog!_ Any computer game programmer dopers in the house? ---
**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2004, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-legal-now/276064/36 "2004-11-23T16:19:56Z")
That’s amazing. I wouldn’t have ever noticed the score being 1920, though. ---
**Author:** ![umop\_ap\_sdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/dbc845/32.png) [@umop\_ap\_sdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/umop_ap_sdn)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2004, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-legal-now/276064/37 "2004-11-23T18:43:14Z")
> [@chaoticdonkey](#): > > That’s amazing. I wouldn’t have ever noticed the score being 1920, though. And the other score is 1960, but only once, for 20 minutes. 😉 Never thought I’d be using that particular in joke! ---
**Author:** ![shijinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cc9497/32.png) [@shijinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shijinn)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2004, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-legal-now/276064/38 "2004-11-23T20:58:29Z")
wow, thanks! i feel like i’ve leveled up and am approaching ever closer to finding that elusive SDMB secret room… 😃 maybe when i’ve accumulated 1960 posts, i can visit the room, just once, for 20 minutes… so **chaoticdonkey** , how have you used your new found status so far? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-legal-now/276064.md?page=1)