# I'm lost.... I'm new..... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 23, 2000, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-lost-im-new/30490 "2000-08-23T19:26:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2000, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-lost-im-new/30490/21 "2000-08-23T21:05:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Stormi \* > \*\*Hi Silver Fire - > Diet pepsi! > Yours? > \*\* Soda is evil. Soda is the antichrist. Soda is bad. Bad soda, bad. No, down with soda. DOWN! Don’t eat the yellow snow, don’t eat the yellow snow! ::runs out screaming and tugging on her hair:: ---
**Author:** ![magdalene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df788c/32.png) [@magdalene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/magdalene)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2000, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-lost-im-new/30490/22 "2000-08-23T21:11:11Z")
Apparently no one is really Soda-neutral either…WTF? Welcome, Stormi. Agalrond, where do you live? ---
**Author:** ![SoMoMom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/41988e/32.png) [@SoMoMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SoMoMom)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2000, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-lost-im-new/30490/23 "2000-08-23T21:14:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Stormi \* > **( who IS sting?! )** Some things should not be joked about. However, I still like you, so I’m going to warn you not to make jokes about the Beatles to pepperlandgirl. 😉 She’s kind of fond of Sting too. ---
**Author:** ![Gozu\_Tashoya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7993a0/32.png) [@Gozu\_Tashoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gozu_Tashoya)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2000, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-lost-im-new/30490/24 "2000-08-23T22:30:24Z")
Hi Stormi, you got Audrey’s icee/slurpee question wrong, but that’s okay, you can sneak into [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=33485) and make it up to her. And let me add my little questionaire. Who’s your favorite author? Your favorite book? Your favorite color? Your favorite drink? And how many does it take for you to get drunk? 🙂 Have a fun time, don’t drink through the felching straws. (Unless you want to, of course.) ---
**Author:** ![tradesilicon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/439d5e/32.png) [@tradesilicon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tradesilicon)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2000, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-lost-im-new/30490/25 "2000-08-23T22:58:36Z")
> [@](#): > > Hi tradesilicon - > thanks… where’s the towels? Towels? Oh, towels. Try the blow dryers instead. 😉 Sili ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2000, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-lost-im-new/30490/26 "2000-08-23T23:36:20Z")
Sigh. Yet another very cute female doper. It does not get better than this place. Now, Stormi, you must send a picture (clothes are optional) to [sdpeoplepages@yahoo.com](mailto:sdpeoplepages@yahoo.com) so we can all fawn and gaze accordingly. I suppose it would be too much to ask for you to have a female child c. 17 years old? Thought so. BTW, hi. ---
**Author:** ![Stormi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Stormi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stormi)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2000, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-lost-im-new/30490/27 "2000-08-24T01:46:37Z")
Hi KK here’s my answers Ann Rule ( wierd, I know ) Horse whisperer purple long island ice tea two… could have had more once, don’t remember 🙂 ( have you tried an " adious mother\*\*\*\*\*\* - the drink ! ) I don’t know what’s in it, but it is fruity and delicious!! Thank You all for the warm and friendly welcomes 🙂 Now back to the Survivor show. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![poohpah\_chalupa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/91b2a8/32.png) [@poohpah\_chalupa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/poohpah_chalupa)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2000, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-lost-im-new/30490/28 "2000-08-24T01:49:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SoMoMom \* > \*\*Welcome, Stormi. > > The important thing is are you pro-Sting or anti-Sting? Apparently no one is Sting-neutral. 😉 \*\* Musical Artist or Wrestler? Okay, while others are content in making trivial inquiries, I can see that you’re a woman of greater substance. Therefore, I will take it upon myself to offer up the question that has been on everyone’s lips, but until now has been avoided: "Who was the better Darrin on “Bewitched?” There. I said it. ---
**Author:** ![Stormi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Stormi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stormi)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2000, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-lost-im-new/30490/29 "2000-08-24T01:58:28Z")
Oh! A bewitched question! I loved that show when I was younger. Then I wanted to be a witch when I got older - and sometimes my husband says I am 🙂 The first Darrin. ---
**Author:** ![Una\_Persson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/una_persson/32/346_2.png) [@Una\_Persson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Una_Persson)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2000, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-lost-im-new/30490/30 "2000-08-24T02:21:29Z")
Hello **Stormi**. I hope you have some fun here my dear, and meet some new friends as well. Oh yes. Care to join my Unholy Lesbian Vampire Army of the Night? ---
**Author:** ![andygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@andygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andygirl)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2000, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-lost-im-new/30490/31 "2000-08-24T02:22:33Z")
Stormi, Welcome to the SDMB. I’m andygirl. My questions: 1. What, if anything, do you think about hermit crabs? 2. I’m thinking of a number from one to ten. What is it? 3. Are you aware that spotted dick is a British food? Do you find this interesting? 4. Do you have any eccentricites that you’d care to share with us? 5. In your opinion, does Delaware exist? Enjoy. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Sassy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@Sassy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sassy)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2000, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-lost-im-new/30490/32 "2000-08-24T04:13:25Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Anthracite \* > \*\*Oh yes. Care to join my Unholy Lesbian Vampire Army of the Night? \*\* You never asked me ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Stormi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Stormi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stormi)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2000, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-lost-im-new/30490/33 "2000-08-24T04:21:29Z")
Anthracite - will have to check into that army, see what it’s about. The ‘unholy’ part scares me! Hi Andygirl here’s my answers : I think they are cool looking 6 ? never heard of spotted dick… are you sure its a food, and not a disease?! hmmm… wondering if I should share that part of me… I haven’t been there yet, but I’m sure it exists. Sassy - if I join, I will ask you to join, ok? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2000, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-lost-im-new/30490/34 "2000-08-24T04:44:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by KKBattousai \* > **you got Audrey’s icee/slurpee question wrong…** Am I a blatant Icee purist? Damn right I am, post-midnight Slurpee runs to 7-11 in Kailua notwithstanding! 😃 > [@](#): > > \*\* > but that’s okay, you can sneak into [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=33485) and make it up to her.\*\* Argh! ---
**Author:** ![Goose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Goose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Goose)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2000, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-lost-im-new/30490/35 "2000-08-24T06:35:36Z")
Do you get the ‘urge to herbal’ in the shower? Have you ever faught the urge? ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2000, 8:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-lost-im-new/30490/36 "2000-08-24T08:18:14Z")
Hi, Stormi! A Diet Pepsi fan, mmmmmm? But hell, if you like baseball, your ok! You do like baseball, don’t you? ---
**Author:** ![SoMoMom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/41988e/32.png) [@SoMoMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SoMoMom)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2000, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-lost-im-new/30490/37 "2000-08-24T13:47:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by poohpah chalupa \* > **Musical Artist or Wrestler?** OUCH! ---
**Author:** ![Aglarond](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c77e96/32.png) [@Aglarond](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aglarond)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2000, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-lost-im-new/30490/38 "2000-08-24T14:13:22Z")
Magdalene: I’m in Dallas. Stormi: Bad! Bad! Survivor Bad! After that articulate rant, I think I’m outta here. I’m feeling the need to shut the door to my office and take a nap under my desk. mmmmmm…sleeeeeeep ---
**Author:** ![Jester](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jester/32/8223_2.png) [@Jester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jester)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2000, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-lost-im-new/30490/39 "2000-08-24T14:39:13Z")
Hey hey, Stormi! Welcome! You posted your greeting in General Questions? Count yourself among the lucky. The first thread I tried to start belonged in the In My Humble Opinion area, and I put in the BBQ Pit. \ Sometimes, at night…I can still here the screaming. Anyway, welcome from a fellow newbie! Hope that your stay is long, happy, and not resultant in intensive therapy! ---
**Author:** ![Phobos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Phobos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Phobos)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2000, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-lost-im-new/30490/40 "2000-08-24T16:52:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Stormi \* > \*\*sure,can I bring my kids over so you can babysit? > I need a night out. thanks. > \*\* good one! 😃 I think you’ll fit in nicely here. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-lost-im-new/30490.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-lost-im-new/30490.md?page=3)