# I'm madly in love. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 20, 2010, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-madly-in-love/550908 "2010-08-20T20:13:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2010, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-madly-in-love/550908/1 "2010-08-20T20:13:58Z")
Please welcome the newest Doper baby: [Tyler Robert Allen](http://www.flickr.com/photos/52395807@N08/4910749923/). He arrived on Monday evening after much wailing and gnashing of teeth, followed by a short (but gory, apparently) surgery. The Mr. and I are madly in love. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Surly\_Chick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@Surly\_Chick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Surly_Chick)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2010, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-madly-in-love/550908/2 "2010-08-20T20:20:31Z")
Squeeeeeeeee!!! Congratulations on the new addition - he’s very handsome! ---
**Author:** ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2010, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-madly-in-love/550908/3 "2010-08-20T20:33:10Z")
Wishing you a lifetime of happiness with your new family. ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2010, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-madly-in-love/550908/4 "2010-08-20T20:34:51Z")
Well hi there Tyler, nice to meet’cha! I won’t take up much of your time, as I know you’ve got a lot of things you need to teach to mommy and daddy. Just wanted to welcome you aboard – enjoy your stay! ---
**Author:** ![gardentraveler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gardentraveler/32/3576_2.png) [@gardentraveler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gardentraveler)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2010, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-madly-in-love/550908/5 "2010-08-20T20:41:22Z")
Congratulations! He’s adorable. ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2010, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-madly-in-love/550908/6 "2010-08-20T20:48:55Z")
What a sweetie. ---
**Author:** ![Tortuga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c4cdca/32.png) [@Tortuga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tortuga)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2010, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-madly-in-love/550908/7 "2010-08-20T20:55:58Z")
Congratulations! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2010, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-madly-in-love/550908/8 "2010-08-20T21:02:30Z")
He has teeth already? ---
**Author:** ![supergoose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aeb1de/32.png) [@supergoose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/supergoose)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2010, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-madly-in-love/550908/9 "2010-08-20T22:30:50Z")
As soon as I read the title, I knew you’d had your baby! He’s adorable, congratulations! ---
**Author:** ![kapri](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/4491bb/32.png) [@kapri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kapri)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2010, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-madly-in-love/550908/10 "2010-08-20T22:55:14Z")
Aw, congratulations. That’s so exciting! ---
**Author:** ![longPath](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/bb73d2/32.png) [@longPath](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/longPath)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2010, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-madly-in-love/550908/11 "2010-08-20T23:36:38Z")
Yay!!! I’m envious! ---
**Author:** ![Cazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cazzle/32/75_2.png) [@Cazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cazzle)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2010, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-madly-in-love/550908/12 "2010-08-20T23:49:56Z")
Congratulations! ---
**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2010, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-madly-in-love/550908/13 "2010-08-21T00:28:26Z")
Congratulations!!! ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2010, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-madly-in-love/550908/14 "2010-08-21T01:32:26Z")
Pardon me for confusing you and **[Alice the Goon](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=574872)** there for a minute and going :eek:, wondering why in the world an 80-year-old man would molest a near-term pregant woman. Congrats on the new arrival. You should reserve his Doper name early. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2010, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-madly-in-love/550908/15 "2010-08-21T01:33:27Z")
Hey! It’s a baby! Congratulations! ---
**Author:** ![Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sticks_and_scones/32/16951_2.png) [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sticks_and_Scones)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2010, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-madly-in-love/550908/16 "2010-08-21T01:35:57Z")
Hooray! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![norinew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/eb9ed0/32.png) [@norinew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/norinew)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2010, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-madly-in-love/550908/17 "2010-08-21T01:36:32Z")
Totally, completely, utterly gorgeous! Congratulations! ---
**Author:** ![Taters](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/taters/32/2845_2.png) [@Taters](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taters)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2010, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-madly-in-love/550908/18 "2010-08-21T02:16:39Z")
Aw, what a cutie! Congratulations! ---
**Author:** ![Superfluous\_Parentheses](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8edcca/32.png) [@Superfluous\_Parentheses](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superfluous_Parentheses)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2010, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-madly-in-love/550908/19 "2010-08-21T02:50:42Z")
Hurrah! He looks cute as a button! ETA: Congratulations too, of course! What was I thinking? ---
**Author:** ![Dangerosa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/22d042/32.png) [@Dangerosa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dangerosa)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2010, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-madly-in-love/550908/20 "2010-08-21T03:37:26Z")
Beautiful. Now show him around to everyone and say “see what I made!” [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-madly-in-love/550908.md?page=2)