# I'm making matzoh balls for the first time!

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 30, 2018, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-making-matzoh-balls-for-the-first-time/811486 "2018-03-30T18:32:11Z")\
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**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2018, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-making-matzoh-balls-for-the-first-time/811486/1 "2018-03-30T18:32:11Z")

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Wish me luck. With they be _zinkers_ or _schvimmers_? Stay tuned…

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**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2018, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-making-matzoh-balls-for-the-first-time/811486/2 "2018-03-30T19:03:36Z")

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And now I’m craving matzo ball soup - not always so easy to find in the deep South…

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**Author:** ![Broomstick](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/broomstick/32/246_2.png) [@Broomstick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Broomstick)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2018, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-making-matzoh-balls-for-the-first-time/811486/3 "2018-03-30T19:46:05Z")

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Mmmmm… had matzo ball soup yesterdays. Mmmmm…

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**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2018, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-making-matzoh-balls-for-the-first-time/811486/4 "2018-03-30T21:37:09Z")

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I’m beat. Have to clean the kitchen now, set the table. Low and slow short ribs 4 hrs at 250 with mire-poix and various herbs, marsala, dried apricots and some figs; breaking down beautiful huge greenmarket chicken whose-life-has-been-a-joy running in open fields eating organic and doing yoga; stewing-hen in beautiful beef broth from, yesterday; more chicken for soup; chpped apples walnuts honey + a soupçon of Manishewitz; hard-boiled eggs; roasting peeling turnips, leeks, leeks, carrots, parsnips, fresh horseradish root. Halved little cherry tomatoes because gefilte fish on a plate, even with a touch of lettuce, looks like a white turd.

Also duck fat crispies (_gribenes_) for mashed potatoes. Sweet pea pods.

I’m beat. Next year in Jerusalem maybe.

Mods, you can close this thread.

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**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2018, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-making-matzoh-balls-for-the-first-time/811486/5 "2018-03-30T22:37:34Z")

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Scratch that. Mrs. Bloom came home and put on her sad face. A wink is as good as a nod, so…
