# I'm me **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 13, 2006, 12:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-me/352505 "2006-04-13T12:12:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![lee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lee/32/7455_2.png) [@lee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lee)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2006, 12:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-me/352505/1 "2006-04-13T12:12:46Z")
I just found out that someone is accusing me of using **KellyM** ’s real life name as an alias, and I find that rather disturbing. I don’t even like people around me to share my first name, as silly as that is. I’m me and I don’t pretend to be anyone else. I always use screen names close to my real life name. I also think it patently unfair that if I am her that I don’t get to be tall and thin. ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2006, 12:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-me/352505/2 "2006-04-13T12:19:18Z")
Well, to be fair, nobody has ever seen both of you in the same room together… :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![MissMossie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f6c823/32.png) [@MissMossie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissMossie)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2006, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-me/352505/3 "2006-04-13T13:01:06Z")
No you aren’t, _I’m_ me! ---
**Author:** ![Ice\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@Ice\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ice_Wolf)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2006, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-me/352505/4 "2006-04-13T13:07:43Z")
I’m the other me. ---
**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2006, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-me/352505/5 "2006-04-13T13:15:53Z")
[QUOTE=QuickSilver] Well, to be fair, nobody has ever seen both of you in the same room together… :dubious: [/QUOTE] I’ve never seen _any_ of you in the same room together. :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2006, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-me/352505/6 "2006-04-13T13:24:11Z")
If you’re me, than who am I? ---
**Author:** ![Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a8b319/32.png) [@Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spatial_Rift_47)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2006, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-me/352505/7 "2006-04-13T13:26:53Z")
[QUOTE=Mr Bus Guy] If you’re me, than who am I? [/QUOTE] You’re him. ---
**Author:** ![lee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lee/32/7455_2.png) [@lee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lee)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2006, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-me/352505/8 "2006-04-13T13:27:14Z")
[QUOTE=QuickSilver] Well, to be fair, nobody has ever seen both of you in the same room together… :dubious: [/QUOTE] Not true! **Gaudere** has! There was a ChiDope some years ago that we both attended. ---
**Author:** ![Sal\_Ammoniac](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8dc957/32.png) [@Sal\_Ammoniac](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sal_Ammoniac)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2006, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-me/352505/9 "2006-04-13T13:54:45Z")
[QUOTE=Ice Wolf] I’m the other me. [/QUOTE] I’m the other white me. ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2006, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-me/352505/10 "2006-04-13T13:55:31Z")
I post to the SDMB, therefore I am. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2006, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-me/352505/11 "2006-04-13T13:58:01Z")
Nope, sorry, I’m me. That means you’re you. :sings: _I Gotta Be Me!_ ---
**Author:** ![Green\_Means\_Go](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cc9497/32.png) [@Green\_Means\_Go](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Means_Go)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2006, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-me/352505/12 "2006-04-13T14:46:06Z")
I think \*“I’ve gotta be you…” \* would be an interesting parody of that song. Someone with more talent than me should write it 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2006, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-me/352505/13 "2006-04-13T15:47:08Z")
Who are eleven posters who have never been in my kitchen, Alex? ---
**Author:** ![Omegaman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e480ec/32.png) [@Omegaman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omegaman)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2006, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-me/352505/14 "2006-04-13T16:05:03Z")
I’m the American me. ---
**Author:** ![kimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f0a364/32.png) [@kimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kimera)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2006, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-me/352505/15 "2006-04-13T16:44:55Z")
My advice is to just ignore it. If their “evidence” is filmsy only fools will believe it. If someone asks you point blank about it then you can set them straight. I’ve been accused of really being an old man or woman. This is despite the fact that I’ve been to a dope fest and independently met up with several other dopers. ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2006, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-me/352505/16 "2006-04-13T17:05:27Z")
I’m the evil twin me. Bwa ha ha ha ha … ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2006, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-me/352505/17 "2006-04-13T17:46:07Z")
I’m Spartacus. ---
**Author:** ![Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a8b319/32.png) [@Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spatial_Rift_47)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2006, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-me/352505/18 "2006-04-13T18:37:54Z")
[sub]it was only a matter of time…[/sub] No, _I’m_ Spartacus. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2006, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-me/352505/19 "2006-04-13T19:09:21Z")
I’m me and so is my wife! ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2006, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-me/352505/20 "2006-04-13T19:19:42Z")
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