# I'm me **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 13, 2006, 12:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-me/352505 "2006-04-13T12:12:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2006, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-me/352505/21 "2006-04-13T19:21:34Z")
I’m the Spanish Inquisition! ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2006, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-me/352505/22 "2006-04-13T19:22:23Z")
I get it… _pronoun_ trouble… It’s not, “I’m me,” it’s “you’re you!” ---
**Author:** ![Ice\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@Ice\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ice_Wolf)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2006, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-me/352505/23 "2006-04-13T19:37:34Z")
[QUOTE=Ethilrist] I get it… _pronoun_ trouble… It’s not, “I’m me,” it’s “you’re you!” [/QUOTE] Only from Monday to Friday. At weekends, it’s the after-hours staff. And they could be _anybody_. ---
**Author:** ![Daithi\_Lacha](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/daithi_lacha/32/5430_2.png) [@Daithi\_Lacha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daithi_Lacha)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2006, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-me/352505/24 "2006-04-13T19:42:06Z")
[QUOTE=Ambrose Bierce] Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum. [/quote] So now I think I’m Bierce? ---
**Author:** ![glee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b5a626/32.png) [@glee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/glee)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2006, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-me/352505/25 "2006-04-13T19:47:14Z")
[QUOTE=lee] I just found out that someone is accusing me of using **KellyM** ’s real life name as an alias, and I find that rather disturbing. I don’t even like people around me to share my first name, as silly as that is. I’m me and I don’t pretend to be anyone else. I always use screen names close to my real life name. I also think it patently unfair that if I am her that I don’t get to be tall and thin. [/QUOTE] I was using ‘lee’ here before you were. Please change your name immediately! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Aangelica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b2d939/32.png) [@Aangelica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aangelica)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2006, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-me/352505/26 "2006-04-13T19:51:41Z")
I’m Batman! Come _on_! I can’t believe I’m the first to go there! ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2006, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-me/352505/27 "2006-04-13T20:05:16Z")
[QUOTE=Aangelica] I’m Batman! … Come _on_! I can’t believe I’m the first to go there! [/QUOTE] We weren’t prepared. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Weird\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@The\_Weird\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Weird_One)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2006, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-me/352505/28 "2006-04-13T20:13:18Z")
I’m a little teapot! Or is it a little crackpot? I can never remember. ---
**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2006, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-me/352505/29 "2006-04-13T20:25:48Z")
It’s the Kell-y…Kell-LEE. Kellee…get it? ---
**Author:** ![Giles](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giles/32/60_2.png) [@Giles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giles)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2006, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-me/352505/30 "2006-04-13T20:29:27Z")
[I am the walrus](http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/8/89/Hellogoodbye.jpg/200px-Hellogoodbye.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2006, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-me/352505/31 "2006-04-13T20:30:15Z")
_Coito ergo sum_ I wish ---
**Author:** ![Cerowyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/82dd89/32.png) [@Cerowyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cerowyn)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2006, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-me/352505/32 "2006-04-13T20:42:10Z")
[QUOTE=Ponder Stibbons] We weren’t prepared. [/QUOTE] That’s because _no one_ expects… etc. ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2006, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-me/352505/33 "2006-04-13T21:03:10Z")
I put my left foot in I put my left foot out I put my left foot in And I shake it all about. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2006, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-me/352505/34 "2006-04-13T21:09:39Z")
[QUOTE=Cartooniverse] I put my left foot in I put my left foot out I put my left foot in And I shake it all about. 🙂 [/QUOTE] What’s _that_ all about? :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a8b319/32.png) [@Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spatial_Rift_47)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2006, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-me/352505/35 "2006-04-13T21:15:56Z")
The hokey-pokey, of course. That’s what it’s _all_ about. -Spartacus ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2006, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-me/352505/36 "2006-04-13T21:34:50Z")
I thought it went Put your left foot in, Put your left foot out, in, out, in, out, and shake it all about ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2006, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-me/352505/37 "2006-04-13T21:45:32Z")
So just who the _hell_ do you think you are, anyway? ---
**Author:** ![askeptic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@askeptic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/askeptic)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2006, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-me/352505/38 "2006-04-13T22:42:35Z")
[QUOTE=Ponder Stibbons] I’m the Spanish Inquisition! [/QUOTE] Boy, I sure didn’t expect that. ---
**Author:** ![GoKings57](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/67e7ee/32.png) [@GoKings57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GoKings57)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2006, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-me/352505/39 "2006-04-13T22:48:59Z")
[QUOTE=Giles] [I am the walrus](http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/8/89/Hellogoodbye.jpg/200px-Hellogoodbye.jpg) [/QUOTE] Goo goo gachoo… ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2006, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-me/352505/40 "2006-04-13T22:57:33Z")
I’m me, and you’re you I like green, you like blue I use tape, you use glue I stayed short, and you grew It doesn’t matter what we do 'Cause I’m still me, and you’re still you I’m me, and you’re you I say baaa, you say moo I eat soup, you eat stew I say ahhh, you say choo It doesn’t matter what we do 'Cause I’m still me, and you’re still you I said yay! You said boo! I like to dream, you like it too. You’re you, and I’m me You like the sand, I love the sea It doesn’t matter, and here’s why 'Cause you can build your castle And I can sail my boat And we’ll meet each other in the sky. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-me/352505.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-me/352505.md?page=3)