# I'm me **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 13, 2006, 12:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-me/352505 "2006-04-13T12:12:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2006, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-me/352505/41 "2006-04-14T00:06:16Z")
Hey, we’re all free to be you and me. Sing it, Marlo! ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2006, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-me/352505/42 "2006-04-14T13:57:15Z")
[QUOTE=askeptic] Boy, I sure didn’t expect that. [/QUOTE] Nnnnnnnnnnnooooooooooobody expects – _:: Looks around ::_ Where did everybody go? 😕 ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2006, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-me/352505/43 "2006-04-14T16:42:04Z")
[QUOTE=Ludovic] I’m Rick James, bitch! [/QUOTE] And I’m Rick James’ bitch. ---
**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2006, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-me/352505/44 "2006-04-14T16:56:29Z")
I am me again now, but for a few brief moments this morning, I was a 14 year old Tibetan goatherd, wandering the foothills of the Himalayas. A strange meoldy popped into my head which, had I known it to recognize it, I would know as the theme from James Bond. I began to try to hum this music in my head, but became distracted by the bleating of my herd. I looked up to see three black helicopters hovering. A voice came from one the helicopters ordering me to become me again, and so here I am. ---
**Author:** ![Lemur866](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lemur866/32/434_2.png) [@Lemur866](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lemur866)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2006, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-me/352505/45 "2006-04-14T16:59:42Z")
[I’ll Be You and You Be Me](http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0060284595/sr=8-1/qid=1145033767/ref=pd_bbs_1/002-9259894-4195231?%5Fencoding=UTF8) ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2006, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-me/352505/46 "2006-04-14T17:02:14Z")
[QUOTE=Lemur866] [I’ll Be You and You Be Me](http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0060284595/sr=8-1/qid=1145033767/ref=pd_bbs_1/002-9259894-4195231?%5Fencoding=UTF8) [/QUOTE] Naaa..how about You Be Me For Awhile And [I’ll Be You](http://www.smartlyrics.com/Song435525-Replacements-Ill-Be-You-325-lyrics.aspx)? ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2006, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-me/352505/47 "2006-04-14T23:52:44Z")
[You are we.](http://www.last.fm/music/Crazy+Penis/_/You+Are+We) ---
**Author:** ![sturmhauke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@sturmhauke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sturmhauke)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2006, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-me/352505/48 "2006-04-15T00:01:33Z")
I’m Gunnar Kekyarse. That not a threat, that just my name. A lot of people get defensive when I introduce myself, unfortunately. ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2006, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-me/352505/49 "2006-04-15T00:17:04Z")
[QUOTE=Spatial Rift 47] That’s what it’s _all_ about. [/QUOTE] It’s all about me. Me, me, me, me, me. ---
**Author:** ![racer72](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/racer72/32/3075_2.png) [@racer72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racer72)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2006, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-me/352505/50 "2006-04-15T02:25:05Z")
Doh, ray, meeeeee!!! ---
**Author:** ![Seven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Seven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seven)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2006, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-me/352505/51 "2006-04-15T04:08:34Z")
[QUOTE=IvoryTowerDenizen] Hey, we’re all free to be you and me. Sing it, Marlo! [/QUOTE] - Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee, We’re talkin’ fuckin’ Lee. I had a friend named Lee, He cast a spell a spell on me. If me and Lee and KG could be three, Flyin’ free Tenaciously, Skinny-dippin’ in a sea of Lee, I’d propose on bended knee To Lee Lee Lee, Lee Lee Lee, Lee Lee, Lee Lee Lee, Lee Lee Lee, Lee Lee, Le-Lut-Le-Le-Le-Lee Lee Lee, Le-Lut-Le-Le-Le-Lee Lee. \* ---
**Author:** ![lee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lee/32/7455_2.png) [@lee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lee)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2006, 10:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-me/352505/52 "2006-04-15T10:47:02Z")
This thread has made me laugh and feel less annoyed. I realize that I can do nothing to correct this person because he seems quite insane. More unfortuneately he is in the media and so has the ear of thousands. I hope that people have to good sense to pick up that he is both reckless with the truth and INSANE. ---
**Author:** ![Battle\_Pope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4bbf92/32.png) [@Battle\_Pope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Battle_Pope)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2006, 11:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-me/352505/53 "2006-04-15T11:07:29Z")
**Brian:** Look, you’ve got it all wrong! You don’t _need_ to follow _me_, You don’t _need_ to follow _anybody_! You’ve got to think for your selves! You’re _all_ individuals! \*\* The Crowd:\*\* Yes! We’re all individuals! **Brian:** You’re all different! **The Crowd:** Yes, we are all different! **Man in crowd:** I’m not… ---
**Author:** ![lee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lee/32/7455_2.png) [@lee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lee)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2006, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-me/352505/54 "2006-04-18T19:29:56Z")
Just when I thought I should laugh this guy off an IT news publication that I read has said that this wacko has published the names and IP addresses of his attackers! I am being accused of attacking someone while taking on a false name _in a publication that I, my friends, and many in the industry that I work in read_. ---
**Author:** ![Captain\_Carrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f0a364/32.png) [@Captain\_Carrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Carrot)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2006, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-me/352505/55 "2006-04-18T21:20:49Z")
Actually, it would be “Cogito me cogitare ergo cogito me esse.”: literally, 'I think myself to think therefore I think myself to be." ---
**Author:** ![lee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lee/32/7455_2.png) [@lee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lee)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2006, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-me/352505/56 "2006-04-19T01:47:23Z")
I called a lawyer. I am hoping they can advise me. This guy was asked to stop putting up lies and he won’t admit he is wrong and won’t take down the lies. And he called me a he. He has pictures that he claims are me and **KellyM**. I think he thinks I am the one with a beard. Neither of us has a beard. He has my cell phone number. At least he is not publishing that yet. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-me/352505.md?page=2)