# I'm MEAN... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 5, 2005, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-mean/334238 "2005-12-05T21:18:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2005, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-mean/334238/1 "2005-12-05T21:18:54Z")
…A’hm a mean ma-chine! I just gotta be mean! I’m just a bad human bean! I am the uninhibited, daring, provocative, o-riginal uncensored version! Two-fisted, gun-totin,’ six shootin’ RING-tailed buckaroo! All the more shocking, because it’s true! ---
**Author:** ![Tupug\_Anachi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@Tupug\_Anachi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tupug_Anachi)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2005, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-mean/334238/2 "2005-12-05T21:21:34Z")
But what do you MEAN??? 😕 ---
**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2005, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-mean/334238/3 "2005-12-05T21:28:56Z")
He means he’s mean. Rotten mean guy. ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2005, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-mean/334238/4 "2005-12-05T21:38:48Z")
And it’s bad, bad Leroy Brown The baddest man in the whole damned town Badder than old King Kong And meaner than a junkyard dog! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Weird\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@The\_Weird\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Weird_One)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2005, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-mean/334238/5 "2005-12-05T21:40:43Z")
> [@Inigo Montoya](#): > > Two-fisted, gun-totin,’ six shootin’ RING-tailed buckaroo! You’re a gun-wielding raccoon? OH! You’re [this guy!](http://www.seeklyrics.com/lyrics/Beatles/Rocky-Raccoon.html) :eek: Hey, I finally [got it!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=347654)🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2005, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-mean/334238/6 "2005-12-05T21:48:44Z")
I can’t stand nuthin’ dull I got the high gloss lustre! I’ll massacre your ass as fast as Bull offed Custer–because I’m MEAN! ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2005, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-mean/334238/7 "2005-12-05T21:58:35Z")
I’m not MEAN, but I have on occasion had pie á la MODE and driven on the MEDIAN. ---
**Author:** ![Manatee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/50afbb/32.png) [@Manatee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Manatee)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2005, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-mean/334238/8 "2005-12-05T22:28:55Z")
Yeah, but can ya whip your weight in wildcats?!? Huh? CAN YA?!? That’s what I thought, nancy-boy. ---
**Author:** ![LiveOnAPlane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3d9bf3/32.png) [@LiveOnAPlane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LiveOnAPlane)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2005, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-mean/334238/9 "2005-12-06T02:04:56Z")
> [@Inigo Montoya](#): > > …A’hm a mean ma-chine! > I just gotta be mean! > I’m just a bad human bean! > > I am the uninhibited, daring, provocative, o-riginal uncensored version! > > Two-fisted, gun-totin,’ six shootin’ RING-tailed buckaroo! > > All the more shocking, because it’s true! Umm, I mean no disrespect by this, as I’m out of town a lot, but I don’t recall ever running into you. Which is strange, since you are obviously a resident of Niceville. Maybe we’ll hoist a few in the near future! ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2005, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-mean/334238/10 "2005-12-06T02:12:04Z")
**Inigo Meantoya** , that’s one baaaaaad mofo! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2005, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-mean/334238/11 "2005-12-06T02:34:59Z")
> [@World Eater](#): > > **Inigo Meantoya** , that’s one baaaaaad mofo! 🙂 shut yo’ mouth ---
**Author:** ![Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a8b319/32.png) [@Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spatial_Rift_47)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2005, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-mean/334238/12 "2005-12-06T04:15:55Z")
Hey, look, let’s be fair here. **Inigo Montoya** is many things (Doper, Spaniard, swashbuckler extraordinaire and the new Dread Pirate Roberts, to name a few), but he’s not a statistical average. ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2005, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-mean/334238/13 "2005-12-06T06:17:15Z")
This ain’t no art from the bottom of a henhouse floor! Rip out you brains and I’m gonna spit 'em out the door I’m MEAN. A’hm a mean ma-chine I just gotta be mean. Just a bad human bean… Ya wanna go to The Devil But you don’t like the flames! Blood on Satan’s Claw is my middle name! Be-Cuz A’hm MEAN Many thanks to Lux & Ivy for all of the above. ---
**Author:** ![ms.deanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b3f665/32.png) [@ms.deanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ms.deanna)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2005, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-mean/334238/14 "2005-12-06T17:24:59Z")
Give it up for MCInigoMontoya!! Spittin mad rhymes with 97% success rate!! ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2005, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-mean/334238/15 "2005-12-06T17:28:53Z")
> [@anyrose](#): > > shut yo’ mouth But I’m talking 'bout Inigo! ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2005, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-mean/334238/16 "2005-12-06T19:13:20Z")
> [@Kythereia](#): > > But I’m talking 'bout Inigo! and we can dig it ---
**Author:** ![Spiff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiff/32/9852_2.png) [@Spiff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiff)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2005, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-mean/334238/17 "2005-12-06T19:28:22Z")
> [@Inigo Montoya](#): > > …A’hm a mean ma-chine! That may be. But if you want to take him down, I suggest kicking **Inigo** in the [knee](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=348241). ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2005, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-mean/334238/18 "2005-12-06T19:48:02Z")
I pick my teeth with twerps like you! ---
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2005, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-mean/334238/19 "2005-12-06T19:59:43Z")
> [@Inigo Montoya](#): > > I pick my teeth with twerps like you! But are you _Danger?_ Are you _The Stranger?_ ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2005, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-mean/334238/20 "2005-12-06T20:03:10Z")
> [@Inigo Montoya](#): > > I’m just a bad human bean! Sure, you’re bad. But are you _nation wide_? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-mean/334238.md?page=2)