# I'm naked on the Internet today! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 31, 2002, 9:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-naked-on-the-internet-today/121665 "2002-07-31T09:29:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![yellow\_peril](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/ee7513/32.png) [@yellow\_peril](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yellow_peril)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2002, 9:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-naked-on-the-internet-today/121665/1 "2002-07-31T09:29:55Z")
Well, I’ve pixeled out the naughty bits. It’s so liberating! ---
**Author:** ![Snooooopy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Snooooopy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snooooopy)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2002, 9:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-naked-on-the-internet-today/121665/2 "2002-07-31T09:37:06Z")
Tease! ---
**Author:** ![Tristan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tristan/32/18058_2.png) [@Tristan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tristan)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2002, 9:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-naked-on-the-internet-today/121665/3 "2002-07-31T09:48:41Z")
Link? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![yellow\_peril](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/ee7513/32.png) [@yellow\_peril](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yellow_peril)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2002, 10:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-naked-on-the-internet-today/121665/4 "2002-07-31T10:02:10Z")
I must warn you, I am male. You may not wish to view. ---
**Author:** ![Francesca](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/9fc348/32.png) [@Francesca](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Francesca)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2002, 10:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-naked-on-the-internet-today/121665/5 "2002-07-31T10:08:56Z")
Dude, your electrons are showing. ---
**Author:** ![Snooooopy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Snooooopy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snooooopy)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2002, 10:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-naked-on-the-internet-today/121665/6 "2002-07-31T10:24:01Z")
Male? Aw, pooh. ---
**Author:** ![Tristan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tristan/32/18058_2.png) [@Tristan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tristan)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2002, 11:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-naked-on-the-internet-today/121665/7 "2002-07-31T11:10:45Z")
\ link? \ Just kidding. And no, now that you’ve been… uh… revealed as male, I’m suddenly no longer interested. Oh look! Shiny things over there… ---
**Author:** ![yellow\_peril](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/ee7513/32.png) [@yellow\_peril](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yellow_peril)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2002, 11:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-naked-on-the-internet-today/121665/8 "2002-07-31T11:48:07Z")
I guess pictures of maked girls are more popular. ---
**Author:** ![Francesca](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/9fc348/32.png) [@Francesca](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Francesca)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2002, 11:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-naked-on-the-internet-today/121665/9 "2002-07-31T11:50:10Z")
Yeah. Those maked girls are hot. ---
**Author:** ![yellow\_peril](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/ee7513/32.png) [@yellow\_peril](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yellow_peril)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2002, 11:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-naked-on-the-internet-today/121665/10 "2002-07-31T11:50:55Z")
or even naked. :smack: ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2002, 12:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-naked-on-the-internet-today/121665/11 "2002-07-31T12:05:14Z")
I like 'em masked, personally, like the cover to AC/DC’s _Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap_… ---
**Author:** ![Francesca](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/9fc348/32.png) [@Francesca](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Francesca)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2002, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-naked-on-the-internet-today/121665/12 "2002-07-31T12:08:36Z")
But I don’t like 'em faked. Or baked. ---
**Author:** ![yellow\_peril](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/ee7513/32.png) [@yellow\_peril](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yellow_peril)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2002, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-naked-on-the-internet-today/121665/13 "2002-07-31T12:39:11Z")
I like 'em snaked, as in Dusk till Dawn. ---
**Author:** ![Babar714](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/779978/32.png) [@Babar714](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Babar714)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2002, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-naked-on-the-internet-today/121665/14 "2002-07-31T13:05:23Z")
I was naked on the internet once. But only in an email. Count yourself one of the lucky 6,000,000,000 people who missed it. ---
**Author:** ![CRorex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dfb087/32.png) [@CRorex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CRorex)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2002, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-naked-on-the-internet-today/121665/15 "2002-07-31T13:49:13Z")
LOL Ahhh my fellow male dopers, how quickly you reverse course 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2002, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-naked-on-the-internet-today/121665/16 "2002-07-31T23:51:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tristan \* > \*\*\ > link? > \ \*\* Boy, do they know me or do they know me. ---
**Author:** ![butter\_pie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/aca169/32.png) [@butter\_pie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/butter_pie)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2002, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-naked-on-the-internet-today/121665/17 "2002-08-01T03:41:24Z")
I thought you meant you were sitting naked in front of your computer. 'Cause I do that all the time. But I somehow always forget to turn on my cam. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![p\_cific\_812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/13edae/32.png) [@p\_cific\_812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/p_cific_812)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2002, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-naked-on-the-internet-today/121665/18 "2002-08-01T04:25:32Z")
If only you could find someone willing to _remind_ you… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![LolaCocaCola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@LolaCocaCola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LolaCocaCola)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2002, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-naked-on-the-internet-today/121665/19 "2002-08-01T04:32:53Z")
Someone say “naked man?” ---
**Author:** ![leechbabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@leechbabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/leechbabe)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2002, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-naked-on-the-internet-today/121665/20 "2002-08-01T04:35:12Z")
:: jumps up and down with hand in the air :: I wanna see the naked man :: starts grovelling pathetically at the feet of whomever has the power to post the link :: please please please [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-naked-on-the-internet-today/121665.md?page=2)