# I'm new.  Help me get to know you.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-new-help-me-get-to-know-you/291661>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [February 24, 2005, 6:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-new-help-me-get-to-know-you/291661 "2005-02-24T06:42:40Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 12\
**Page:** 10

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**Author:** ![belladonna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9fc29f/32.png) [@belladonna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/belladonna)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2005, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-new-help-me-get-to-know-you/291661/181 "2005-02-28T22:44:16Z")

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> [@Quartz](#):
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> **One thing that might surprise us about you** : I’m still a virgin - nary so much as a kiss.

Is it wrong that that makes me hot? 😛

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**Author:** ![Quartz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quartz/32/267_2.png) [@Quartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quartz)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2005, 7:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-new-help-me-get-to-know-you/291661/182 "2005-03-01T07:58:21Z")

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> [@belladonna](#):
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> Is it wrong that that makes me hot? 😛

You evil woman, leading a poor innocent into temptation. 😃

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**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2005, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-new-help-me-get-to-know-you/291661/183 "2005-03-02T21:35:22Z")

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Name: Gr8Kat (Katheryn)  
Age: 31 1/2  
Occupation: Retired  
Marital status: Married  
Describe your personality using four words: shy, quiet, anxious, timid  
Three favorite things: cats, pizza, anime  
One special talent: I can imitate a peacock’s call  
Which two emoticons describe you best: ☹ :eek:  
One thing that might surprise us about you: I had a pony when I was little but I traded it for a cat. Cats don’t buck you off, and if they do, you don’t have as far to fall.

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**Author:** ![sunstone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunstone/32/3372_2.png) [@sunstone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sunstone)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2005, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-new-help-me-get-to-know-you/291661/184 "2005-03-07T02:58:40Z")

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Name: Sunstone  
Age: 61  
Occupation: retired  
Marital status: married  
Describe your personality using four words: eclectic, analysing, generous, kind  
Three favorite things: good food, hiking, sex  
One special talent: grafting and espaliering trees  
Which two emoticons describe you best: 🙂😃  
One thing that might surprise us about you: average guy who has a number of published research papers, and an expert in certain botanical fields

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**Author:** ![sweetfreak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/958977/32.png) [@sweetfreak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sweetfreak)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2005, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-new-help-me-get-to-know-you/291661/185 "2005-03-07T03:37:17Z")

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> [@me jane](#):
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> Name:  
> Age:  
> Occupation:  
> Marital status:  
> Describe your personality using four words:  
> Three favorite things:  
> One special talent:  
> Which two emoticons describe you best:  
> One thing that might surprise us about you:

Real name is Kim.  
33  
Writer  
Single  
sweet, freaky (just a bit), sarcastic, shy (sometimes)  
boyfriend, learning, sci-fi/fantasy  
singing  
😛 :smack:  
Ummm, I am bisexual, although I mentioned that in another thread. Can’t think of anything else.

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**Author:** ![Acaciacath](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c68b51/32.png) [@Acaciacath](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Acaciacath)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2005, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-new-help-me-get-to-know-you/291661/186 "2005-03-07T13:12:05Z")

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Name: Acaciacath  
Age: 32  
Occupation: HR Data Management  
Marital status: Living with my man  
Describe your personality using four words: Nervous, Shy, Moody, Insecure  
Three favorite things: Dogs, Computers, Books  
One special talent: No talents but oh so many issues.  
Which two emoticons describe you best: The invisible one and the one that’s hiding behind everyone else.  
One thing that might surprise us about you: I’ve never had a nickname. Ever.

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**Author:** ![Panzram](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/919ad9/32.png) [@Panzram](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Panzram)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2005, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-new-help-me-get-to-know-you/291661/187 "2005-03-07T13:54:01Z")

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Name: Panzram  
Age: 20, next month  
Occupation: future student, current bum  
Marital Status: Pfft! :dubious: Single and looking. Desperate. Cabin Fever. 😛  
Personality in 4: eccentric, spontaneous, impatient, odious  
3 Faves: Computer, Book collection, big goofy headphones  
One special talent: I can play “Mary Had a Little Lamb” on the harmonica. 😃  
Emoticons: :(😛  
One thing that might surprise us about you: I’m no good at football. I’m built for it, but too delicate. This is why I stay home and tenderly coo myself to sleep at night while I stare lovingly on at the SDMB. 🙂

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2005, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-new-help-me-get-to-know-you/291661/188 "2005-03-07T14:57:26Z")

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Name: iampunha  
Age: 23  
Occupation: student-type drone (also copyeditor and self-assuming sports columnist)  
Marital status: not  
Describe your personality using four words: long-haired freaky person  
Three favorite things: Hell, I haven’t even finished the non-abridged list:)  
One special talent: I can balance myself on my hands parallel to the floor  
Which two emoticons describe you best: There’s no “naked running” emoticon…  
One thing that might surprise us about you: At this point? Nothing surprises these loons;)

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**Author:** ![inkleberry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/f17d59/32.png) [@inkleberry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/inkleberry)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2005, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-new-help-me-get-to-know-you/291661/189 "2005-03-09T04:01:19Z")

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Name: Inkleberry  
Age: 28  
Occupation: Psychotherapist, but currently being a stay at home mommy  
Marital status: Married to **DrLoveGun**  
Describe your personality using four words: Outgoing, fun, assertive, space monkey  
Three favorite things: Rice Krispies, sniffing my son while he sleeps, hills in the spring in the fog  
One special talent: I can lick you from 5" away- my tongue rivals Gene Simmons’  
Which two emoticons describe you best: :eek: 😃  
One thing that might surprise us about you:I’m fairly religious ;j

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**Author:** ![Sublight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Sublight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sublight)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2005, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-new-help-me-get-to-know-you/291661/190 "2005-03-09T04:54:27Z")

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Name: Sublight  
Age: 33  
Occupation: full-time ad writer, part-time minister  
Marital status: married  
Describe your personality using four words: relaxed, irreverent, inquisitive, warped  
Three favorite things: money, sex, oddities  
One special talent: performing wedding ceremonies (have married about 500 couples so far. I’m not particularly religious, but neither are they)  
Which two emoticons describe you best: 😃 😛  
One thing that might surprise us about you: I worked with Sony on naming their robot dog, and created the name ‘Aibo’.

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**Author:** ![Large\_Marge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/50afbb/32.png) [@Large\_Marge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Large_Marge)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2005, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-new-help-me-get-to-know-you/291661/191 "2005-03-09T05:46:49Z")

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> [@iampunha](#):
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> Name: iampunha  
> Age: 23
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> \<snip\>
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> Which two emoticons describe you best: There’s no “naked running” emoticon…  
> \<snip\>

IMO, this was the funniest one so far. 😃

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**Author:** ![Shana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3bc359/32.png) [@Shana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shana)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2005, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-new-help-me-get-to-know-you/291661/192 "2005-03-09T06:27:22Z")

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Name: Shana  
Age: 35  
Occupation: Interior designer, but currently not doing much due to morning sickness from the fiery pits of hades.  
Marital Status: Happily married.  
Describe your personality using four words: Empathic, dorky, dramatic, rebellious  
Three favorite things: The smell and feel of old books, my sweet pups/kitties, cool music.  
One special talent: I can read your mind!  
Which two emoticons describle you best: 😉😃  
One thing that might surprise us about you: I’ve had two rather nasty insect borne illnesses (Must have squashed a lot of bugs in a former life!)

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