# I'm new here... but I just wanna say Hi!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-new-here-but-i-just-wanna-say-hi/214672>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 22, 2003, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-new-here-but-i-just-wanna-say-hi/214672 "2003-11-22T13:10:48Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 9\
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**Author:** ![elfje](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e19b73/32.png) [@elfje](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfje)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2003, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-new-here-but-i-just-wanna-say-hi/214672/83 "2003-11-30T13:17:21Z")

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> \*Originally posted by wendyrules \*  
> \*\*… it will be a delicate little butterfly on my right breast \*\*

won’t that hurt like hell?  
On your breast?  
Ouch!

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**Author:** ![wendyrules](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/85e7bf/32.png) [@wendyrules](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wendyrules)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2003, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-new-here-but-i-just-wanna-say-hi/214672/84 "2003-11-30T13:23:12Z")

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> \*Originally posted by elfje \*  
> \*\*won’t that hurt like hell?  
> On your breast?  
> Ouch! \*\*

Well to be honest elfje, I’m hoping it won’t… after all, I’ve gone through child-birth a couple of times… I keep telling myself it won’t hurt too much and I think I DO have a high pain thresh-hold…(I hope… unless tatoos are pure hell to endure?! Can anyone enlighten me on the pain factor?)…

Nah, I’ll be right! It’s going to be just a tiny little butterfly after all… _convincing self_!!

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**Author:** ![spogga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ab097/32.png) [@spogga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/spogga)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2003, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-new-here-but-i-just-wanna-say-hi/214672/85 "2003-11-30T16:28:29Z")

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::walks in, looks around :: nothing to see here, exits feeling rather dissapointed

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**Author:** ![elfje](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e19b73/32.png) [@elfje](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfje)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2003, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-new-here-but-i-just-wanna-say-hi/214672/86 "2003-11-30T16:59:20Z")

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i think it’s supposed to be most painful where the skin is very close to the bone.  
Ankles, say, and wrists and such.

But if you’ve gone through childbirth a few times, I’d say this will be a piece of cake for you.

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**Author:** ![Siege](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dbc845/32.png) [@Siege](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siege)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2003, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-new-here-but-i-just-wanna-say-hi/214672/87 "2003-11-30T21:29:45Z")

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**wendy** , I meant every word I typed and I went looking for this thread to add my welcome and my compliments, and I don’t toss out compliments I don’t mean.

One word of warning about the BBQ Pit. I, too, thought I was too kind and peace-loving to go there, not to mention too easily intimidated. Now, I’m afraid, I hate to think how many of my posts appear there, and it could be the most fun forum for me. _ **Beware!!!** _ Like many a sweet, innocent before you, you, too could get sucked into the Pit of despair and find yourself BBQing trolls and miscellaneous politicians with great relish and pretty good barbecue sauce. Besides, **Fenris** does great parodies over their. Just do a search on his One Trick Pony Chowder and Marching Society threads.

CJ

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**Author:** ![wendyrules](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/85e7bf/32.png) [@wendyrules](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wendyrules)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2003, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-new-here-but-i-just-wanna-say-hi/214672/88 "2003-11-30T22:49:21Z")

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**Siege** thank you once again for the compliment. I will heed your warning with regard to the BBQ Pit… Perhaps I’ll just sit on the side-lines for a while and just watch… Trouble is, I just can’t help myself at times!

I’ll take a look at those threads of Fenris’ a little later.

Sorry **Spogga** that there was nothing exciting happening in here… although you obviously missed the word “BREAST” this time 'round! 😃

**elfje** I was hoping that being on the breast it wouldn’t be quite so painful. There’s certainly ample flesh to hopefully mask the pain!

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**Author:** ![wendyrules](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/85e7bf/32.png) [@wendyrules](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wendyrules)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2003, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-new-here-but-i-just-wanna-say-hi/214672/89 "2003-12-01T04:21:04Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Siege \*  
> \*\ ***wendyrules** , in addition to this thread, I’ve been seeing you in other places, and I also want to welcome a born Doper, if ever there was one. Some of the finest people in the world hang out here, and those who aren’t tend not to hang around. I hope you do.
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> CJ \*\*

Siege, I’ve been pondering all day your comment that I’m a “born Doper, if ever there was one”. I am just a little curious as to what exactly is a “Doper”? 😕

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**Author:** ![Siege](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dbc845/32.png) [@Siege](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siege)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2003, 10:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-new-here-but-i-just-wanna-say-hi/214672/90 "2003-12-01T10:42:51Z")

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Sorry, “Doper” is one of the things we call regulars at this message board, just as real-life get togethers have been called “Dopefests”. What I meant is you suit this message board beautifully, and that is definitely a compliment!

CJ

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**Author:** ![wendyrules](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/85e7bf/32.png) [@wendyrules](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wendyrules)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2003, 10:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-new-here-but-i-just-wanna-say-hi/214672/91 "2003-12-01T10:49:08Z")

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Oh, OK _blush_… Thanks again! I honestly DO feel just so comfortable in this place… I’ve never felt so much “at home” in any other forum that I am/have been a member of!

Actually, I’ve read about your “Dopefests” and wished that I would be able to meet some of you people! Distance and finance is the problem… why don’t y’all come over to the wonderful shores of Oz? 😃

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